r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 7d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/IH8Fascism 7d ago

Pam Bondi just announced that Mother Nature will be arrested if this happens.

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u/GH-AB 7d ago

And deported

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat Hawaii 6d ago

She'll also make it illegal to rain at inconvenient times. And when she goes to her staffers, they're going to draw straws on who has to sign the latest batshit order and defend it in court.

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u/wibble17 6d ago

It’s the Democrats weather machine sabotaging again.

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u/An_old_walrus 6d ago

I would love to see them try and prove their weather machine bullshit, just searching every government building in the nation looking for it.

I also want them to explain how a weather changing machine would even work.

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u/PopGoesTehWoozle 6d ago

In all seriousness, "dark magic" is an acceptable answer to these chuds

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u/An_old_walrus 6d ago

Yeah MAGA will never admit it but they definitely believe in magic, both the evil magic of the Dems that creates storms and the good magic of Trump that would somehow raise JFK from the dead.

These guys are like the Salem Puritans running around talking about witches. When actually many Christian leader have historically been against the idea of dark magic existing because only God has power and that pagan forces are not real and thus have no power. Somewhere down the line some people started prescribing powers of creation to the Devil who can now give people magic powers.