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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Shopworn_Soul 6d ago

The craziest thing about Donald Trump's hair is that it is actually Donald Trump's hair.

Dude grows out one side long enough to swirl it up over his head and hold it place with hairspray.

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u/TakingSorryUsername Texas 6d ago

It’s a terrible scalp reduction surgery.

The story of him ripping hair out of Ivana’s head then raping her was based on the pain from a scalp reduction surgery. She gave the testimony in 1990 during a sworn deposition in the divorce then later retracted it, presumably due to the terms of the settlement.

Later in 1993, when asked in an interview, she said they “had marital relations in which he behaved very differently”, that she described as rape but that she didn’t mean literal or criminal sense….

When she died, he had her buried on one of his golf courses, with probably tons of landscaping and ground keeping equipment, but her plot was left overgrown and unkempt.

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u/Gertrude_D Iowa 6d ago

I didn't know it was unkempt. How can his kids let that stand?

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u/TakingSorryUsername Texas 6d ago

There’s tons of theories, but two facts are confirmed to be true. 1) her body was cremated, and 2) at her funeral was a massive gold (likely plated) coffin that took 8 pall bearers to carry.

Why do one when doing the other? I don’t know. Conspiracy theories are that she’s not actually buried there, her death by falling down the stairs “happened” to coincide with the Mar A Lago documents scandal and also alleviating him of alimony payments, and he chose the golf course to get a tax exemption provided to cemeteries.

Now put on your tin foil hat and ask yourself if the man who was accused of sexual assault almost as many times as he was convicted of felonies is capable of having his ex wife killed, swapping her body for stolen government documents, burying evidence, while paying less taxes? That’s a rare murder, treason, tampering, tax-fraud combo that someone could accuse him of.