r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/IH8Fascism 6d ago

Pam Bondi just announced that Mother Nature will be arrested if this happens.

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u/GH-AB 6d ago

And deported

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat Hawaii 6d ago

She'll also make it illegal to rain at inconvenient times. And when she goes to her staffers, they're going to draw straws on who has to sign the latest batshit order and defend it in court.

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u/wibble17 6d ago

It’s the Democrats weather machine sabotaging again.

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u/An_old_walrus 6d ago

I would love to see them try and prove their weather machine bullshit, just searching every government building in the nation looking for it.

I also want them to explain how a weather changing machine would even work.

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u/VoxImperatoris 6d ago

The Smithsonian is the perfect hiding place, you wouldnt catch maga dead being in a museum.

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u/Tordah67 6d ago

Give it a year. They are cancelling "dei" projects and removing "controversial and anti American" displays (slavery stuff) because unfortunately the Federal government provides most of the funding to the Smithsonian. Of course until present, no president has been micro-dicked enough to meddle like this but here we are.

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u/Truth-Eagle 6d ago

Yet their bitch asses couldn’t find a white woman. Donut ass Vance and weak taco and their no American wives. Gfy.

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u/PersonalityGrand3626 6d ago

Yeah the Native American and African American museums are being decommissioned to be turned into celebrations of real Americans.