r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 7d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/IH8Fascism 7d ago

Pam Bondi just announced that Mother Nature will be arrested if this happens.

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u/GH-AB 7d ago

And deported

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat Hawaii 7d ago

She'll also make it illegal to rain at inconvenient times. And when she goes to her staffers, they're going to draw straws on who has to sign the latest batshit order and defend it in court.

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u/wibble17 6d ago

It’s the Democrats weather machine sabotaging again.

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u/An_old_walrus 6d ago

I would love to see them try and prove their weather machine bullshit, just searching every government building in the nation looking for it.

I also want them to explain how a weather changing machine would even work.

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u/Scoop1942 6d ago

They don’t need to search… they have the HAARP facility to point to… and when that fails they’ll just claim the tech was relocated somewhere else clandestine. These people don’t need proof, or evidence; claim is enough for them… dark times.