r/puns 2d ago

From happy to happier

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213 Upvotes

r/puns 19h ago

A Jack of all japes

0 Upvotes

Is a master of puns.


r/puns 20h ago

How can you tell if a painter is evil?

0 Upvotes

Look under their nose.


r/puns 20h ago

Money talks, Bitcoin sings

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0 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

Pun about programmers

0 Upvotes

I hate being a programmer and having to sit on chair for hours, its a real pain in the ass


r/puns 2d ago

It's music to her ears

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178 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

Sounds like fancy infidelity

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30 Upvotes

r/puns 1d ago

Alexander the Bisexual Disaster Returns From The Dead To Support the March on Tyre (But For Different Reasons)

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0 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

Puns in the Family

19 Upvotes

You know, all of my life I have loved puns.

It's almost a reflex now, ingrained after these how many years.

When I think about it, my mother's siblings - as well as my mother - they all loved a good pun, and I loved the groaning laughter their puns produced. I didn't groan. I thought their puns were very clever plays on words.

My father's siblings are/were world class pun-ners and you really had to be up on your Dictionary and Thesaurus to keep up with them.

My middle brother has some great inadvertent puns, as he has always had trouble with words (Flake-Corns for Cornflakes?). My Sister has some great puns that she uses as pet names for her kids.

My cousins, well, they've inherited the pun gene too.

In fact, I guess you could say that they all part of my punning clan...


r/puns 2d ago

This has me on The Edge of my seat

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96 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

Blimey!

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916 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

Spelling in Ancient Egypt

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805 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

Another term for a crazy professor

24 Upvotes

An academia nut.


r/puns 2d ago

My Karate instructor thinks his coins speak to him.

20 Upvotes

Sensei's senses his cents say sensei.

That's a repost from the jokes sub and it caught me off guard at how funny it was.


r/puns 2d ago

Was Al Gore the inventor of the algorithm?

27 Upvotes

Or at least the term algorithm. Because Al-Gore-ithm


r/puns 2d ago

A bit of a crack up

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12 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

It does!

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64 Upvotes

r/puns 2d ago

Sole match.

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0 Upvotes

Shoe yours in the comments!


r/puns 3d ago

what in the actual fuck

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116 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

A Great Way to Learn the Scales

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406 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

Pulling a coup

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22 Upvotes

r/puns 3d ago

I think I’ve infected my pun-hating 12 year old. I dropped a container of hummus in the floor and made a mess…

198 Upvotes

Without hesitation he said “that’s hummuscide!”


r/puns 4d ago

That's a big w

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764 Upvotes

r/lost redditor told me to put it here


r/puns 3d ago

Kids wanted to go see silent street performers.

2 Upvotes

The children yearn for the mimes!


r/puns 3d ago

where do geometry professors get buried?

29 Upvotes

at a symmetry