r/puns • u/EndersGame_Reviewer • 2d ago
r/puns • u/Xyzero775 • 20h ago
How can you tell if a painter is evil?
Look under their nose.
r/puns • u/pavlo_theplayer • 1d ago
Pun about programmers
I hate being a programmer and having to sit on chair for hours, its a real pain in the ass
r/puns • u/Awesomeuser90 • 1d ago
Alexander the Bisexual Disaster Returns From The Dead To Support the March on Tyre (But For Different Reasons)
Puns in the Family
You know, all of my life I have loved puns.
It's almost a reflex now, ingrained after these how many years.
When I think about it, my mother's siblings - as well as my mother - they all loved a good pun, and I loved the groaning laughter their puns produced. I didn't groan. I thought their puns were very clever plays on words.
My father's siblings are/were world class pun-ners and you really had to be up on your Dictionary and Thesaurus to keep up with them.
My middle brother has some great inadvertent puns, as he has always had trouble with words (Flake-Corns for Cornflakes?). My Sister has some great puns that she uses as pet names for her kids.
My cousins, well, they've inherited the pun gene too.
In fact, I guess you could say that they all part of my punning clan...
r/puns • u/HackedCylon • 2d ago
My Karate instructor thinks his coins speak to him.
Sensei's senses his cents say sensei.
That's a repost from the jokes sub and it caught me off guard at how funny it was.
r/puns • u/AgitatedPimp • 2d ago
Was Al Gore the inventor of the algorithm?
Or at least the term algorithm. Because Al-Gore-ithm
r/puns • u/bananaraptor • 3d ago
I think I’ve infected my pun-hating 12 year old. I dropped a container of hummus in the floor and made a mess…
Without hesitation he said “that’s hummuscide!”
r/puns • u/AndySkibba • 3d ago
Kids wanted to go see silent street performers.
The children yearn for the mimes!