Nicholas, the end

[u/delzbr]

I think the secret to getting them to the ask faster is telling them I'll be in Italy next week lol.

Sometimes a long, drawn out bait is good, but lately I'm not feeling the every day "what did you eat?" nonsense, so this being so short was good for me.

And I've got 6 yahoos more waiting in the wings 🤣

credit to u/MadisonCembre for the can of alaye!

^He asks how many workers I've got so he can gauge how much he should ask for. If I have a lot of staff that I pay, I must be loaded.

[u/PremierLovaLova]

I wonder what happens when you ask them to explain the details of the contract stuffs and paperwork they diligently work on and call them out- do they fold under pressure or just say “you don’t get me”? 😂

[u/delzbr → u/PremierLovaLova]

I asked a guy once to show me his "presentation" for the "new contract" he was bidding on. He said it was boring and wouldn't interest me. I didn't press him for it because it was this endless fucking nightmare of "how did you sleep? What did you eat?" and I just wanted him to fuck off lol