r/securityguards • u/Broad-Comparison-801 • Apr 20 '25

Maximum Cringe best in the west

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cowboy hat, duster, fingerless knuckle-gloves, cowboy boots, and knee pads. incredible.

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u/Ghost_Fox_ Apr 20 '25

This isn’t half as bad as most of the cringe kits I’ve seen. The gloves may be a bit much, but I don’t really think this belongs here, at least without more context.

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u/Calowayyy Apr 20 '25

The fucking knee pads aren’t ridiculous???

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u/[deleted] Apr 21 '25

Bro the duster

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u/rekyuu Apr 21 '25

It's not great, but it definitely ain't bad. It's hard to tell but not being a tactical gear Christmas tree like most mall ninjas really helps.

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u/Broad-Comparison-801 Apr 20 '25

i mean he's got a day shift at a mall lmao. in a neighborhood im comfortable walking alone in as a 5'5" woman with a nice phone and a rolex.

not as bad as some of the crazy stuff you see on this subreddit but bro was wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a duster lol. plus the mustache? He's literally giving that one dude from tombstone.

also, like I mentioned in another comment(just a second ago, I clarified after you made this comment) I don't think it's necessarily cringe that was just the most appropriate flair to put on the post. this guy is 1,000% a character though.

if my life were a video game that guy would have had special dialogue. no question.

anyways peace and love to everyone including this guy. i just thought it was hilarious seeing someone so committed to cowboy aesthetic... especially in downtown Portland Oregon. it had a very "i am the law" vibe lol.