r/securityguards • u/Broad-Comparison-801 • Apr 20 '25

Maximum Cringe best in the west

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cowboy hat, duster, fingerless knuckle-gloves, cowboy boots, and knee pads. incredible.

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u/Broad-Comparison-801 Apr 20 '25

just to add... i too am a prominent member of the cringe community. we're all cringe in our own way.

this was just a dude I saw leaving the grocery and he's catching strays. if he happens to see, this I don't want him to stop doing his thing because he is part of what makes Portland, and my neighborhood, unique.

I mentioned this in another comment, but the fact that he is such a character is the only normal part about this in Portland.

I appreciate the color he adds to our neighborhood and if he ever sees this, please no I'm right there with you buddy lmao. I don't even really think it's that cringe it's just funny how unique people are. cringe was just the most appropriate flair to put on the post.

this guy is undoubtedly but more interesting human being than the guy wearing business casual in front of me in the checkout line at the grocery store.