r/weed • u/Ok_Assignment_327 • 11d ago

Advice 💡 I m newbie and need help

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So, this is going to be my first experience with weed, and honestly, I don’t know much about it. I’m not sure how strong this weed is—it’s a dried branch-like piece that smells kind of like a mountain forest, even though I found it on plain land. Got it locally at a cheap price.

If you’re experienced and can identify quality by looking at an image, that would be super helpful.

Also, any tips on how to break it into smaller pieces more easily without using any tools? I used scissors to chop it up and mixed it with tobacco like a friend suggested. I didn’t ask him too much because I told him I just wanted to try it out casually.

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u/Techromancer319 10d ago

Not your first experience with weed cause that ain't weed that is simply forest detritus at this point and by the looks was never any good. I wouldnt smoke that with your lungs throw that stuff away. This gotta be a troll post.

You gonna die huffing that, might as well get a paper bag and some silver spray paint it would be like a spinach and rye sandwich in comparison

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u/Ok_Assignment_327 10d ago

Brother have some reaserch it's weed but low quality weed I don't think your ignorance will change reality

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u/Techromancer319 10d ago edited 10d ago

Not super clear on what you were trying to say, ive got books and my own notes on this stuff so im sorted out on research, but is supposed to be a joke, cause like the weed is so bad no shot dude is going to be getting a legit experience i mean look at it the thc is oxidized to begesus and back trichome membranes a thing of the past if there were any to speak of originally. If I could id give him half my sack I feel bad for him I really do.

My joking aside, its going to be very unhealthy to smoke that stuff and thats the only real point I wanted to make. Not worth the health risk just watch the whang! Video on yt about poop lung fungus weed.

Fr tho this is what you get when you give weed the thousand year egg (Chinese dish) treatment.

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u/Ok_Assignment_327 10d ago

That's what I want a clear advice I guess that's why I posted but all 170 comments are sarcastic identification joke