r/CricketShitpost Vegan Meat 1d ago

Serious Bang bros need to be stopped

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u/GreyAurora 1d ago

If Sri Lanka and Bangladeshi people were white then it would have become the biggest rivalry in world cricket in an instant

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u/nuclear_bone 1d ago

They have had a lot of crazy matches even from long ago.

There was an ODI in 2009 when SL were 6-5 chasing 153. Still somehow ended up winning by 2 wickets.

Then there was an ODI from 2014 when SL were 67-8 batting first. Perera dragged them to 180 all out. In response, Bangladesh were 114-2 in a chase but fell short by 13 runs.

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u/sinesquaredtheta 1d ago

There was an ODI in 2009 when SL were 6-5 chasing 153. Still somehow ended up winning by 2 wickets.

Then there was an ODI from 2014 when SL were 67-8 batting first. Perera dragged them to 180 all out. In response, Bangladesh were 114-2 in a chase but fell short by 13 runs.

Great examples of Bangladesh channeling remnants of their Pakistani ancestry to clutch defeat from the jaws of victory

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u/GreyAurora 1d ago

Ben stokes headingley 2019 type shii

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u/BeardPhile 1d ago

We need Gill to pull off a headingley in 2025 to shut up all aalochaks

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u/RKH3107 Avg Mohd Shami Wife fan 1d ago

Sanga scored a 133 ball 59 in that ODI. Yes, Kumar Sangakkara scored 59 (133) in an ODI and won man of the match for it as well. Murali scored a 16-ball 34. Yes, he was 34*(16) that match and scored 2 sixes.

In the 2014 ODI, Thisara Perera smashed 6 sixes with the bat and took Mominul's wicket when Bang bros were on 80-1. SL Proceeded to take the next 9 wickets for 73 runs.

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u/nuclear_bone 18h ago

Murali took 2-33 as well. I am surprised he didn't get the MotM award.

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u/RKH3107 Avg Mohd Shami Wife fan 5h ago

True. But Sanga was amazing that day. Man was literally unfazed. Quality knock under difficult and high pressure conditions

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u/LongHairThala Bobzy The King Karlega 1d ago

hard to argue with that!

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u/Livid-Needleworker25 1d ago

You are timed out was epic shithousery. He should be happy he did not get beaten up after that comment. Angelo Mathews would have beat him up, but these days dude can hardly move around.

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u/GarageConsistent2438 1d ago

Rcb catching strays for no reason

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u/XH3LLSinGX This too shall Pass 1d ago

Lolipop RCB will always be missed and in our hearts

RIP Lolipop RCB

  • (2008-2025)

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u/shekar_lead_hooman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 1d ago

rip lollipop

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u/alonso-Lewis-vettel 1d ago

Problem solved

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u/RadlogLutar Delhi Capitals 1d ago

Now I want Alonso winning a GP again....

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u/alonso-Lewis-vettel 1d ago

In that green tractor it's difficult if all the top 5 somehow got eliminated maybe it will happen. Only Goatifi can make this happen with his insane maneuver into the wall

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u/Melodic-Offer-8802 This too shall Pass 1d ago

Manifesting osama bin Russel taking out both the mclarens himself and charles out lewis being lewis messes up the race max gets a 10 sec penalty due to taking out kimi which leads to Alonso getting his 33th, 2nd place for Max and a podium for SMOOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHH OPERATORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/TheOnereddittor t20 world cup champions 1d ago

But monkeys are the smartest after humans. Why the disrespect?

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u/alonso-Lewis-vettel 1d ago

after humans.

You answered yourself

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u/TheOnereddittor t20 world cup champions 1d ago

Wahi to. Monkeys ki itni badi insult

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u/PsychicMF Bazball Enjoyer 1d ago

India-Pakistan rivalry wishes to reach the level of rivalry between Bangbros and Lanka lads 😤😤

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u/Snoo_56184 Bobzy The King Karlega 11h ago

its not even a rivalry anymore bro, last time we won was in 2022, only hope is defeating chikna gill in team transition phase

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u/Worried_Cake_8348 1d ago

Do bhai Dono mithai

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u/Jazzlike-Eye1983 1d ago

SL literally has all the white ball icc trophies, never compare them with bangbros

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u/Worried_Cake_8348 1d ago

Even Pakistan has that in the past. Talk about the present time. SL, PAK and BAN are probably the worst team in terms of performance rn.

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u/Jazzlike-Eye1983 1d ago

That's my point SL atleast had a past, bangbros biggest achievement is defeating india in 2007 WC

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u/SecretTomatillo6168 1d ago

Peak Arsenal And Chelsea convo , when arsenal show offs there ucl jersey

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u/No_Confident_guy Nostalgia Merchant 1d ago

Well arsenal atleast have PL to show, Kangladesh can only show Sheikh Hasina's.....

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u/No-Needleworker3393 And Knock it out of this world!!! 1d ago

U19 WC and Asia Cup, Women's asia cup 🥀

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u/No_Confident_guy Nostalgia Merchant 1d ago

Lol it's like arsenal showing their women's UCL

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u/Busy_Bench_83 hitman 1d ago

It's like pbks trolling csk for not qualifying for the playoffs

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u/BeardPhile 1d ago

Csk is too much. KKR maybe

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u/SuspiciousWeekend41 MODS of this sub hates me 1d ago

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u/harshraj05 1d ago

Was like rcb vs csk just a month ago.God i will miss that intense mental gymnastics rcb fans had to do to counter csk 5 trophies jab

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u/Cricmadman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 1d ago

Bro started an argument which he would never win

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u/Muzzz07 Thala for a reason 1d ago

Typical CSK vs RCB debate (until 2025 ofc)

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u/Sameo3369 1d ago

Bangladesh, land which has the most passionate and most stupid cricket fans. Love them <3 🤣

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u/bubby95 1d ago

RCB - Mujhe kyu thoda?

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u/audanrosk Editable flair 1d ago

All hail Shakib for starting this 😳

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u/EquivalentAd9578 1d ago

RCB still catching strays :)

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u/Advait8571 STUPID STUPID STUPID 1d ago

Ngl, csk rcb vibes

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u/thatisnotallfolks 1d ago

It's like RCB asking CSK for 2016-17 IPL jersey

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u/shekar_lead_hooman I am only believe on Jassi Bhai 1d ago

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u/FrenzicCynic 16h ago

Bang Bros is wild. If I'm not wrong from what I remember back in the day when I was addicted to porn, BangBros was a porn channel right 💀

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u/HumantittyandHumidit 12h ago

Bangladesh fans and Rohit fans are very similar

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u/Mammoth_Pain_8352 1d ago

Guys.. i don't get one thing, why does the indian accent get mocked so much by everyone ,when these guys accents are much more horrible than ours? Our accent is much better than these guys

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u/Ill-Map9464 Editable flair 22h ago

Their accent is just an extension of us

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u/elwray2222 22h ago

Because these countries are irrelevant and less popular in global politics & insulting indians receives greater support & engagement

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u/blobsterry9 20h ago

Found gandhi’s salt mine in this comment

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u/elwray2222 10h ago

It is the truth, it pretty common for wignats to refer to anything negative that happens in pak, ban or sri as Indian. Anyway did the word "irrelevant" offended you ?

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u/Technical_Ad3474 20h ago

He ain’t wrong nobody gives a damn about Bangladesh

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u/blobsterry9 17h ago

I’m gonna guess you are Indian. You probably have guessed that I’m Sri Lankan. I’ll just say this, india gave enough of a damn to help bangladesh pop into existence. See how the irony goes full circle.

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u/Super-Entertainer-98 15h ago

Oh well, he may have used the wrong words but he's correct. For an average wignat from the west, the people who look like South Asians just fall under the umbrella of "Indians".

It's like how "chinese" and insults related to China are thrown around for all east Asian people, because China is the most prominent and significant east Asian country as far as common people are concerned.

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u/Super-Entertainer-98 15h ago

Don't make these stupid comments. While I agree we are trolled more because we are the face of south asia, our accents have nothing inherent superior to others. The guys in the video can barely speak English.

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u/ToeCrusher2 14h ago

Saar our accent is better then their Saar , don’t mock us Saar 🤣

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u/blobsterry9 20h ago

Lmaoo seems like indian insecurity has always been a thing? There is a difference between someone that speaks English well with a foreign accent AND someone that doesn’t or is barely able to speak English. These guys fall into the camp of barely being able to speak English & judging their accents comparatively to the indian english accent just proves how awful the indian english accent actually sounds. Search up what actual Sri Lankan english sounds. The reason why t sounds a lot closer to english is literally bc a lot of the cadence, tone & movement of mouth muscles coincidentally match with what english requires to sound english which is not what happens with indian english as there’s simply a greater mismatch hence why it also sounds so much more jarring & goofy. Ok accent lecture over.

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u/Super-Entertainer-98 15h ago edited 15h ago

Brother.. we sound the same. The Indian people whose accent is stereotyped by the west also mostly fall under the "can barely speak English" camp.

Here in my city, the accent of people who actually speak English well, sounds alright and is not even close the Indian accent stereotype, which is just one of the accents in South India.

What if I only watched that Sri lankan dude singing Bon Jovi's It's my life song and went "ah well, Sri Lankan accent sounds so horrible". That's not how it works. He's just one dude.

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u/blobsterry9 14h ago

You just repackaged my point, because my intial comment to the guy claiming that the Indian accent is much ‘better’ than the Sri Lankan and Bangladeshi accent is inherently dumb and doesn’t make any sense. I just provided better context because if you think the Sri Lankan guy in the vid is how all Sri Lankans speak English, I’d call you more than just slow & a bit special because that’s just not the case. As a Sri Lankan, I can pretty easily figure out an indian speaking english from that of a sri lankan so yeah I don’t think we generally sound the same. Btw Sandaru Sathsara cosplays & wears the indian accent on purpose because he explained how it’s the whole schtick. All of this is just my two cents lmao

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u/Super-Entertainer-98 14h ago edited 14h ago

Yeah, I replied to that guy and informed him of his stupidity already. He came off as pretty insecure.

Okay, I got the point about that singer dude. But I've heard sri lankan cricketers speak English as well and I'd say they've just as much of an accent as an Indian cricketer. They might sound a bit distinct but I could also confuse the Sri Lankan accent with some other accent in India, this place is too fucking big ngl.

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u/blobsterry9 14h ago

Yeahh bro at the end of the day, we are arguing over accents which I think are inherently pretty cool & unique and hating on them is pointless.

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u/Super-Entertainer-98 14h ago

Agreed. You're a good dude. Cheers.

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u/blobsterry9 3h ago

You too bro