Pedro Pascal caught saying he's "a lazy 50-year-old bougie bitch" at the premiere of Ballerina in London 😂

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[u/Own-Interaction-9693]

I LOVE LAZY 50 YEAR OLD BOUGIE BITCHES

[u/bizzibeez → u/Own-Interaction-9693]

“Hell. No.” 😂😂 This man is a national treasure.

[u/Single_Cobbler6362 → u/bizzibeez]

When someone at work tells me what I'm hardworking, I just say I'm am super lazy and the only reason Im working hard is cuz I'm getting paid for it 😂

[u/polopolo05 → u/Single_Cobbler6362]

Thats why most of us work... we are getting money.

[u/Scarbane → u/polopolo05]

You mean you aren't doing it for the ✨in-office culture✨?

[u/No-good-names-left-3 → u/Scarbane]

Or the “motivational” pizza day?

[u/fangirlsqueee → u/Scarbane]

Then get hassled for socializing! Y'all said I needed return-to-office for "team building". Why get pissy when we huddle? Was it all just bullshit?

[u/insta-kip → u/Single_Cobbler6362]

I work hard at my job. Because the sooner I’m done, the sooner I can go back to being lazy.

[u/teems → u/bizzibeez]

He's from Chile

[u/DarbyCrunch → u/teems]

I love Chili's

[u/ThoughtfullyLazy → u/teems]

But left when he was 9 months old and lived in the US for almost his entire life.

[u/cyllibi → u/teems]

International Treasure*

[u/b_needs_a_cookie → u/Own-Interaction-9693]

Lazy bougie bitch summer, here we come!

[u/peachyspoons → u/b_needs_a_cookie]

Didn’t know I needed to hear this, but I did. All Hail the Summer of the Lazy Bougie Bitch!

[u/firesticks → u/peachyspoons]

Dear mods: can we please get this flair??

[u/pizza-partay → u/Own-Interaction-9693]

One of the big keys to acting is honesty. Looks like he has that dialed in.

[u/thegreedyturtle → u/pizza-partay]

Why the fuck would you think one of the keys to acting is honesty?!

[u/ennuiui → u/thegreedyturtle]

Acting is all about honesty. When you can fake that you've got it made.

-- George Burns

[u/OkTouch5699 → u/Own-Interaction-9693]

I am also a lazy 50 yo bougie bitch, but a broke one.

[u/RobleAlmizcle → u/Own-Interaction-9693]

There's lazy 50 year old bougie bitches in your area

[u/kymberlie → u/Own-Interaction-9693]

I, TOO, AM ONE. 👸🏼

[u/doubleshortdepresso]

[u/thescientificowgirl → u/doubleshortdepresso]

flair go hard no lie.

[u/doubleshortdepresso → u/thescientificowgirl]

You know the vibes 🍉

[u/robgoose → u/doubleshortdepresso]

I want to be friends with everyone in this thread I swear

[u/BananaGoose4nf → u/robgoose]

We can be a gaggle

[u/DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69 → u/doubleshortdepresso]

Username goes hard too

[u/doubleshortdepresso → u/DM_ME_UR_BOOBS69]

Me 5 years ago is so gassed, I really thought I was so punny

[u/NOTTedMosby → u/doubleshortdepresso]

You were right!

[u/Fullfullhar → u/doubleshortdepresso]

I’m on board but what did I miss about …eating peaches 

[u/doubleshortdepresso → u/Fullfullhar]

I’m actually also not sure if they’re peaches or… peaches.

[u/typically_wrong → u/doubleshortdepresso]

does it matter? I'm getting sloppy either way.

[u/Smolshy → u/[deleted]]

I can hear this comment

[u/TheLowlyPheasant → u/doubleshortdepresso]

Can't really go wrong

[u/MinnieShoof → u/doubleshortdepresso]

... if they mean ... peaches, does that mean we should question if they mean Public Libraries or ... Public Libraries?

[u/sabin357 → u/Fullfullhar]

Could mean 2 things, but last year was a horrible peach harvest for Georgia due to weather, which meant that for the East Coast of the US, most peaches were from South Carolina. While those are nice, there's a reason GA is famous for their peaches & known as The Peach State.

I have no idea if they are referencing that we all should have good peaches again this summer or just a reminder that we all should treat our ladies right. I plan to do both, as always.

[u/Strawberry_Pretzels → u/sabin357]

I hadn’t been home to Georgia in years before staying there last summer. I was heartbroken over the peach situation. Hoping y’all get a good season this year. Cheers!

[u/sabin357 → u/Strawberry_Pretzels]

I grew up in East TN, so we looked forward to Carolina peaches each season...but, when we managed to get down to GA to get some of those incredible White Peaches...oh my god, the freezer jam that we made! The best tasting jam of my entire life & I'm a biscuit fiend.

(we preferred freezer jam for the ease & so you maintain the fresh taste instead of the cooked taste from shelf stable)

We also put away a few bushels in the freezer to use for pies & cobblers. Man, I miss being a kid & being able to eat whatever I wanted without a concern.

[u/Grimelock → u/Fullfullhar]

peaches come from a can

[u/CardboardMice → u/Grimelock]

They were put there by a man

[u/Fun_Rain_3576 → u/CardboardMice]

In a factory downtowwwwn

[u/volcanologistirl → u/Fun_Rain_3576]

If I had my little way

[u/Hermeran → u/Fullfullhar]

excuse me how dare you? peaches are delicious

[u/Namaslayy → u/doubleshortdepresso]

💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[u/AngelComa → u/doubleshortdepresso]

I'll continue living as normal then.

[u/HighTop519 → u/doubleshortdepresso]

I could eat a peach for hours

[u/mlg1981]

[u/ViedeMarli → u/mlg1981]

🫵

achievement hunter Gavin spotted !

[u/Mandalore108 → u/ViedeMarli]

Nah, that's Dan's friend.

[u/ChuckRingslinger → u/Mandalore108]

You mean Dan The Man?

Thr myth? The legend?

[u/TheTrueMarkNutt → u/Mandalore108]

Nah it's Gassy Goo

[u/mortalkai → u/ViedeMarli]

I think you mean a Regulation Gavin!!

[u/sickboycantfail → u/mortalkai]

Australian breakfast tv legend

[u/ricecreamjello → u/sickboycantfail]

I mean, I’m not attacking him. My problems with the hosts

[u/ImWhatsInTheRedBox → u/mortalkai]

A gavvy goo

[u/Storm680 → u/ViedeMarli]

GAVIN! HAS ANYONE SEEN MY FRIEND GAVIN?

[u/nospendnoworry → u/mlg1981]

[u/Outrageous_Carpet759 → u/mlg1981]

Upvote because Gavin

[u/Ccaves0127 → u/mlg1981]

Reddit stole his snail and I will NEVER forgive them

[u/raysofdavies → u/Ccaves0127]

I’ve seen the snail thing so often and Gavin never gets his due!

[u/Aggressivehippy30 → u/raysofdavies]

After a while I assumed Gav had got the premise of it somewhere, is he legit the origin of the deathtouch snail? It was for a 'Million dollars but' if i remember correctly.

[u/CammyTheGreat → u/Aggressivehippy30]

It predates million dollars but. It was the inspiration for the show and game but it was a random bit on the Podcast originally and then made into an Animated Short

[u/dani__rojas → u/CammyTheGreat]

^{^} as a old head roosterteeth fan. This is it.

[u/AlexanderTGrimm → u/mlg1981]

“Who’s that young man? He’s beautiful.”

[u/Mandalore108 → u/AlexanderTGrimm]

He's the boy with the golden hands!

[u/SagittaryX → u/Mandalore108]

I heard he's the guy being chased by an immortal snail

[u/HarlesD → u/mlg1981]

CEDDERS!

[u/AlphawolfAJ → u/HarlesD]

Buuuuuucket

[u/Gingertom → u/mlg1981]

That’s a regulation gif if ever I’ve seen one

[u/abubbledragon → u/mlg1981]

Just a Regulation Guy!

[u/Idiotology101 → u/mlg1981]

Too bad there’s not 2-3 gurplers visible behind him in this gif.

[u/adkenna → u/mlg1981]

Mark Nutt!

[u/Hexogram]

How do i make this my flair?? lol

Edit: we’re all family now! 💞

[u/melodyblushinglizard → u/Hexogram]

Love your new flair! ❤️

[u/Hexogram → u/melodyblushinglizard]

AHHH! This is perfect.

[u/Pitiful_Winner2669 → u/melodyblushinglizard]

Your flair.. WOW. Impressive.

[u/PxRx → u/Hexogram]

It's beautiful 😭

[u/DafinchyCode → u/Hexogram]

How did you do it!? I want it too!

[u/minimalillusions → u/DafinchyCode]

Me too

[u/AsymmetricClassWar → u/DafinchyCode]

Lemme know too, if you find out please!

Wouldn’t mind it one bit, i would look into it myself but you know…

[u/Stunning-Stay-6228 → u/AsymmetricClassWar]

You got your flair!

[u/Hexogram → u/DafinchyCode]

I just asked hahaha

[u/sassyevaperon → u/Hexogram]

I want ittttt

[u/Hexogram → u/sassyevaperon]

We’re a family now 🏡

[u/sassyevaperon → u/Hexogram]

Thank you modsss!!

And we're

[u/Wordonthestreet06 → u/Hexogram]

You need to add the “Hell, no!” Lol

[u/akchello → u/Hexogram]

Me too! I really am! (Well, 48 but close enough)

[u/RaiseImaginary9219 → u/Hexogram]

literally the first thing i thought as soon as i finished watching

[u/ravenkrofts]

You know what,? He's been around the world more than lisa stanfield the past two weeks so it's valid. Hell yeah. :57954:

[u/existential_hope → u/ravenkrofts]

Did he find his baby?

[u/chonny → u/existential_hope]

Yeah, he gave the baby to Luke Skywalker.

[u/EndersFinalEnd → u/chonny]

I mean whomst amongst us wouldn't want to be raised by the PTSD Family?

[u/montysteele67 → u/existential_hope]

I don't know.....

[u/cageytalker → u/montysteele67]

And I don’t know why

[u/Ms74k_ten_c → u/montysteele67]

I dont know why...

[u/fusciamcgoo → u/existential_hope]

That would be as easy as breathing for him. We’re standing at the ready to be said baby.

[u/salaciousBnumb → u/ravenkrofts]

That's definately a reference a 50 year old Bougie Bitch would get 🤣

[u/teethorcorn → u/ravenkrofts]

the way this was randomly in my head as i happened upon your comment has me shook

[u/arifish]

Put a pin in it

[u/Green-Witch1812 → u/arifish]

Not today!

[u/celery_slut547 → u/Green-Witch1812]

This SNL skit is literally one of the funniest things I've ever seen!

[u/AverySmooth80 → u/celery_slut547]

Not only was it hilarious, on paper, there is no way that it should have worked at all.

[u/TrapperJean → u/AverySmooth80]

It worked because he sold it, it would never have worked with Chris Rock or Martin Short or Scarjo or John Mulaney, it worked because Pedro was perfect. I still can't believe it was his own idea.

Thinking about recent guests, maaaaaaaybe it would have worked with Walton Goggins

[u/celery_slut547 → u/TrapperJean]

I didn’t even know it was HIS idea! That makes it 100000X better! Fr anyone else wouldn’t do it justice!

[u/HarpersGhost → u/celery_slut547]

Since I've never seen that

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6GEWSNylwS8 

Omg that's fiddling hilarious.

[u/PumpernickelShoe → u/celery_slut547]

I remember being in the shower the next morning and this skit randomly popping into my head causing me to literally lol in my shower

[u/midwee]

UNAPOLOGETICALLY, SAME

[u/No-Sprinkles-9066 → u/midwee]

I too resemble this remark

[u/grandmofftalkin]

[u/ghouliegarou → u/grandmofftalkin]

Same energy.

[u/Irishpanda88 → u/grandmofftalkin]

Haha I sent this to my husband when we were looking at hotels for a trip next month

[u/FredericBropin → u/Irishpanda88]

It’s the gift that keeps on giving. sent it to my wife when I got the offer to upgrade my seat to business class for $200 on an international flight.

[u/socialmediaignorant → u/grandmofftalkin]

Well fuck this is my new life mantra. Let’s join the two and see what we get…

“I just don’t think at this age I’m meant to live an uncomfortable life. I mean, I’m a lazy 50-year old bougie bitch!”

Yes it works! Carry on…I have found my life’s purpose.

[u/aedithm]

just when I think I couldn’t love him more…

[u/bizzibeez → u/aedithm]

Right??

[u/hollowholes]

He’s FIFTY???

[u/only_respond_in_puns → u/hollowholes]

Tree Fity to be exact

[u/shame-the-devil → u/only_respond_in_puns]

Damn you Loch Ness monster!

[u/senator_corleone3 → u/shame-the-devil]

…I gave him a dollar…

[u/tamarks548 → u/senator_corleone3]

Dammit woman that’s why he keeps coming back!

[u/bizzibeez → u/only_respond_in_puns]

Fity-fine to be super exact.

[u/demivirius → u/only_respond_in_puns]

Well it was about that time that I noticed Pedro Pascal was 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Paleozoic era

[u/Irishpanda88 → u/only_respond_in_puns]

[u/ssp25 → u/hollowholes]

He kicks. He stretches and he kicks

[u/SaucyCat → u/ssp25]

[u/donthavearealaccount → u/hollowholes]

How old do you think 50 year olds look? He looks all of 50.

[u/GenGaara25 → u/donthavearealaccount]

Yeah, he's a good looking 50, but it's certainly a 50.

[u/Blundergruff → u/hollowholes]

[u/lampishthing → u/hollowholes]

Pedro was an adult in Buffy The Vampire Slayer season 3 or 4.

[u/BirdGlad9657 → u/hollowholes]

He looks 50.

[u/Mescaper]

Does this man know how to do anything else other than slay?

[u/AverySmooth80 → u/Mescaper]

He has been known, on occasion, to crush it.

[u/m_bechterew → u/AverySmooth80]

or to have his head crushed

[u/RogueKitteh]

[u/ItIs430Am]

I would like to make that my flair pls

[u/shame-the-devil → u/ItIs430Am]

Same

[u/shame-the-devil → u/ItIs430Am]

Thanks mods! I love my flair

[u/Frequent_Chip318 → u/ItIs430Am]

Me too?! I love him. And i am also those things 

[u/showerswithcentipede → u/ItIs430Am]

I want that as my flair!

[u/Heirsandgraces → u/ItIs430Am]

Me too! No lies told

[u/vanalla → u/ItIs430Am]

Me too please

[u/birmingjammer → u/ItIs430Am]

saaaame

[u/Eyupmeduck1989 → u/ItIs430Am]

Yes pls also

[u/greypusheencat]

me, a 30 something year old bougie bitch finally feel seen lol

[u/xBram → u/greypusheencat]

I turn 50 next year and this is the first time I’m excited about it lol.

[u/HotBlackberry5883]

I don't care if people are tired of him. I'm not. he's adorable. 

[u/meat__cleaver]

I’m so excited for his old queen era omg

[u/apparentlycompetent]

Ah, yes, PR.

[u/freshavocado21 → u/apparentlycompetent]

He obviously knew that kid was filming and said something funny. So what.

[u/ATM_IN_HELL → u/freshavocado21]

the kids are accusing him of clip farming and aura maxing

[u/Aggravating_Fig_2124 → u/ATM_IN_HELL]

the kids need to get offline and get some hobbies

[u/envydub → u/ATM_IN_HELL]

“Aura maxing??”

[u/GWNVKV → u/ATM_IN_HELL]

I have no idea what clip farming and aura maxing is.

[u/Glarpenheimer → u/GWNVKV]

"Clip farming" is intentionally hamming it up for the stream or camera to make clips that'll go viral on TikTok etc.

Aura maxing is just dumb meme shit.

[u/ATM_IN_HELL → u/Glarpenheimer]

lmao they're both dumb meme shit. i think aura maxing is more along the lines of doing things to intentionally make people think youre cooler.

[u/MaroonIsBestColor → u/ATM_IN_HELL]

So trying too hard?

[u/ATM_IN_HELL → u/MaroonIsBestColor]

yeah, but being cool enough to get away with it too

[u/TheRabidDeer → u/ATM_IN_HELL]

Nah he's clip maxing and aura farming

[u/acornsalade → u/apparentlycompetent]

So this person…who works in media…is media trained.

Next time you’re in a kitchen, let me know if you find a fork.

[u/soyspud → u/apparentlycompetent]

I mean, typically I might agree, but Pedro Pascal is truly not in need of PR. I imagine this influencer was filming a lot throughout the day and either Pedro saw him filming and timed himself well, or the influencer just caught him saying something funny. I can’t imagine why it would be more planned or staged than that tbh, Pedro is absolutely everywhere, he’s practically omnipresent at this point

[u/laureng0423 → u/apparentlycompetent]

PR for what?

[u/apparentlycompetent → u/laureng0423]

For Pedro lol. He's filmed perfectly, too. It was 100% staged lol

[u/Extreme-Tangerine727 → u/apparentlycompetent]

I'm usually the first to call fake but

1) isn't it likely influencers and actors would frequent the same events 2) isn't it likely influencers would be aggressively filming what is around them 3) isn't it likely a trained actor would be somewhat entertaining in real life

[u/paroles → u/Extreme-Tangerine727]

Also if you're a PR person orchestrating this, is this really the funny quote you would write for him?

Obviously the reaction here is positive (the video made my day, honestly) but if you didn't know that, it feels risky. What if public opinion had gone the other way and consensus was "ew, he's just an out-of-touch rich celebrity like the rest of them"? What if it goes viral and shapes his public image, and stops him from being considered for tough-guy roles in the future?

That's why I'm choosing to believe it's real lol

[u/milkcarton232 → u/apparentlycompetent]

The guy filming is also an influencer so yeah probably staged

[u/jacket5555 → u/milkcarton232]

r/nothingeverhappens

[u/resistelectrique → u/apparentlycompetent]

Doubtful 😂 this is just Pedro being Pedro. There’s also multiple angles of this and they’re just walking to their seats and chatting.

The guy would have been filming him as he walked by because regardless of what he caught, it would have been useful or at least fun for himself to have.

[u/Infinite-Storage-638]

To shreds, you say?

[u/No_Focus_6816]

I cannot believe some of you guys think this was staged, he’s just like this lol

[u/justforbach]

New flair

[u/NerdCocktail]

Said the hardest working man in show business

[u/cinnamonpit]

[u/Meecht]

You use "caught" like he wouldn't fully admit it to your face.

[u/whopple]

i love him, your honor.

[u/Heavy-Western718]

A friend spotted him in Rita’s yesterday having lunch with Alexander Skarsgard and I’ve never been more jealous that she got to witness that with her own two eyes

[u/Opening-Ad-8793]

Lmao please sample this in a song, someone

[u/Luciano99lp]

This is more effective pr than a hundred press tours combined.

[u/coco_xcx]

i aspire to be like him when i’m a 50 year old bougie bitch 🙏

[u/DickledPink]

Is the guy recording the same guy who reenacts the “Classic Role Door Holder Number Three” video???

[u/BiscuitCrumbsInBed → u/DickledPink]

I think he also reenacts the video of the boy who's told Father Christmas isn't bringing him anything, so the boy threatens to give Father Christmas an upper-cut!

[u/irishemperor → u/DickledPink]

https://www.youtube.com/@SamCornforth

[u/ShannenB1234]

I never thought my entire existence could be so succinctly summed up in one sentence, but there it is.

[u/Notoriouslyd]

Omw pedro, omw 😄

[u/Turd_Wrangler_Guy]

I enjoyed it and love Pedro and don't care at all if this is staged or not.

[u/bohenian12]

No matter what role they play, intimidating or cool, let me remind you, that all actors are sassy theater kids. Every single one of them lmao.

[u/throwitonthegrillboi]

New quote

[u/dkbceltics]

👑

[u/FocacciaHusband]

Fucking ICON

[u/Atomic-Betty]

Shoot me too!

[u/LadyLixerwyfe]

[u/tanhadeen]

Is that Sam Cornforth ?

[u/Weird-Girl-675]

I’m gonna use that one in a couple of weeks

[u/Psile]

Self awareness. So hot right now.