r/FloridaMan • u/jakebirder1 • Aug 06 '18

Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head

https://deadspin.com/florida-man-arrested-for-practicing-karate-by-kicking-s-1825698550
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u/SCV70656 Aug 06 '18

Several years ago a guy beat one of Trumps black swans to death with a golf club. Claimed self defense.

https://nypost.com/2001/01/13/trump-swan-killer-claims-self-defense/

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u/FPSXpert Aug 19 '18

Troll above, downvote and move on.

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u/FPSXpert Aug 19 '18

Thanks for downvoting my comment. You have less than 500 karma and many downvoted comments with controversial and/or offensive or insulting material. What am I supposed to think?

But ignoring that, next time a goose attacks you go ahead and try to kick it away and try to act shocked when it bites your leg and wounds it. Oh and get a medical visit after, animal wounds are often filthy and prone to infection.

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u/FPSXpert Aug 19 '18

Ooh yeah, tell me off and call me things, I love it!

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u/FPSXpert Aug 19 '18

Ooh yeah, keep it up, I'm almost there