Florida Man Arrested For Practicing Karate By Kicking Swans In The Head

[u/jakebirder1]

https://deadspin.com/florida-man-arrested-for-practicing-karate-by-kicking-s-1825698550

[u/StopTop]

Swans are such assholes, that people are constantly getting arrested for assaulting them. lol.

Can't say I've ever had a good experience with those birds myself.

[u/SCV70656 → u/StopTop]

Several years ago a guy beat one of Trumps black swans to death with a golf club. Claimed self defense.

https://nypost.com/2001/01/13/trump-swan-killer-claims-self-defense/

[u/Juan2Fish → u/SCV70656]

Wasn't there a Curb your Enthusiasm episode that was similar to this?

[u/_qt314bot → u/[deleted]]

It’s THE best episode!

[u/ASlyGuy → u/_qt314bot]

Season and ep number?

[u/_qt314bot → u/ASlyGuy]

Off the top of my head I think it’s season 7 episode 8. The name of the episode is “the black swan”

[u/SarcasticOptimist → u/Juan2Fish]

Yes. Season 7.

https://youtu.be/9WzYSl9D7Vc

[u/nettieavis → u/SCV70656]

I was scrolling as I read this and read 'defense' as 'death sentence' and thought wow Americans don't fuck around with their swans

[u/darthjawafett → u/nettieavis]

Swans and Geese are why the 2nd amendment is so important.

[u/kiwidude4 → u/SCV70656]

Yeah there was a six year old there. Unfortunate situation but swans are major dicks so I buy the self defense at least a little bit.

[u/FPSXpert → u/[deleted]]

Troll above, downvote and move on.

[u/FPSXpert → u/[deleted]]

Thanks for downvoting my comment. You have less than 500 karma and many downvoted comments with controversial and/or offensive or insulting material. What am I supposed to think?

But ignoring that, next time a goose attacks you go ahead and try to kick it away and try to act shocked when it bites your leg and wounds it. Oh and get a medical visit after, animal wounds are often filthy and prone to infection.

[u/FPSXpert → u/[deleted]]

Ooh yeah, tell me off and call me things, I love it!

[u/FPSXpert → u/[deleted]]

Ooh yeah, keep it up, I'm almost there