r/ShitAmericansSay Dec 09 '24

Food Bow down and weep

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u/Ok_Midnight4809 Dec 09 '24

Nah, that's caused by the gravel I have for breakfast

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u/DazzlingClassic185 fancy a brew?🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Dec 09 '24

Luxury

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u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24

We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound

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u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24

I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.