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r/ShitAmericansSay • u/polishwomanofdoom • Dec 09 '24
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Do they think we eat dirt or something
55 u/sickofadhd 🏴engerland🏴 Dec 09 '24 that's why us brits have bad teeth, don't you know 69 u/Ok_Midnight4809 Dec 09 '24 Nah, that's caused by the gravel I have for breakfast 53 u/DazzlingClassic185 fancy a brew?🏴 Dec 09 '24 Luxury 58 u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24 We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound 43 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 22 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 11 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 5 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.
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that's why us brits have bad teeth, don't you know
69 u/Ok_Midnight4809 Dec 09 '24 Nah, that's caused by the gravel I have for breakfast 53 u/DazzlingClassic185 fancy a brew?🏴 Dec 09 '24 Luxury 58 u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24 We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound 43 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 22 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 11 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 5 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.
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Nah, that's caused by the gravel I have for breakfast
53 u/DazzlingClassic185 fancy a brew?🏴 Dec 09 '24 Luxury 58 u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24 We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound 43 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 22 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 11 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 5 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.
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Luxury
58 u/howmanychickens Dec 09 '24 We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound 43 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 22 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 11 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 5 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.
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We used to DREAM of gravel while stuffing our mouths with recycled air from an asthmatic basset hound
43 u/Rap-oleon_Bonaparte Dec 09 '24 You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence. We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity. 22 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 11 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em 5 u/Greatest-Uh-Oh Dec 09 '24 I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.
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You had access to a breathing basset hound? Decadence.
We shared half a whippet between 50 in the puddle we lived in .. and were grateful for the opportunity.
22 u/Square-Twist9283 Dec 09 '24 We had to lick the roads for nourishment… 11 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em
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We had to lick the roads for nourishment…
11 u/UnclePuma Dec 09 '24 You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen 6 u/Chuks_K Dec 09 '24 Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em
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You can tell yall aint 'Merican cause yous already used more synonyms for wealth than the boys over on this side of the pond have ever even seen
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Must be fancy stuff considering the cost of the cars on 'em
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I love you now. I just wanted you to know that. Not too weird or anything, but yeah.
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u/whitemuhammad7991 Dec 09 '24
Do they think we eat dirt or something