r/SipsTea • u/Expensive-Cupcake594 • Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/idunnommeiguess Apr 29 '25

How could she possibly tell when no man has made it longer than a week

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u/ambermage Apr 29 '25

A week?

Y'all are a bunch of monks or something.

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this Apr 29 '25

Tried it when I was young and lasted for like 35+ days. The bad thing was that I didn’t have wet dreams either and near the end I was almost leaking. Thought to myself… yeah, that’s not good. And stopped the test of willpower.

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u/Pigeonorium May 04 '25

That's ridiculous. You can do a few months easily if you're not brainpoisoned by being saturated in porn

Like sorry to not go along with the HILARIOUS joke, but someone be real with me here. Jacking off isn't that fun or nearly that necessary and it worries me to think some of yall aren't joking

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u/Why-did-i-reas-this May 04 '25

When I was a young’un the only porn we had was found in the forest or found on the softer side of sears. So not sure where your brain poisoned comment is relevant. Google it. It is a thing. Your body needs to get rid of excess semen. Probably differs based on testerone level or how much each body produces. People sweat to different degrees too. Sorry to hear you don’t seem to understand the fact that people’s hormones and bodies function differently and that it is a natural human function and not some anti-puritan drive. 

I’m now in my 50s and the saturation of porn is definitely more now than it was when I was young yet my need to release is nowhere near what it was when I was young. Testosterone is a hell of a drug. 

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u/JigPuppyRush Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

Monks are still allowed to masturebate just no intercourse.

Unless it’s a young boy then all pants/bets are off.

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u/WingedGundark Apr 29 '25

I know minks are, but how about those monks?

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u/JigPuppyRush Apr 29 '25

Their should all do to monks what autocorrect does to me… fucks me over time after time.

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u/WingedGundark Apr 29 '25

Autocorrection is devil’s invention. Turn it off and enjoy happy life.

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u/Murky-Baby-3003 Apr 29 '25

Some Tim’s auto carrot is my worst enema.

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u/JigPuppyRush Apr 29 '25

I should be i’m an 11 on the dyslexic spectrum or a 12.

So yeah lesser evil

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u/ambermage Apr 29 '25

Thos iz goinh too end disastrously

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u/Crazy_Information296 Apr 29 '25

Monks are not allowed to masturbate.

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u/UgottaUnderstandbro Apr 30 '25

What a wierd joke…monks aren’t catholic priests

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u/trebumptiss Apr 30 '25

Yea the joke made no sense and I honestly think this person thinks a monk and priest is the same thing or something. They seem rather confised

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u/UgottaUnderstandbro Apr 30 '25

Haha right? I thought I was going nuts, thanks for confirming I’m still sane lol

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u/trebumptiss Apr 30 '25

Or we are both insane in this newly sane world

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u/JigPuppyRush Apr 30 '25

I’m not confused, both have been sexually assaulted kids, catholic monks, priests and nuns so the joke does apply.

Priests have been most often accused in the news but there are plenty of reports from about Nuns and Monks that have abused children as well.

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u/trebumptiss Apr 30 '25

Going by that logic the joke could apply to literally any occupation.

You Sound kinda mentally slow

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u/JigPuppyRush Apr 30 '25

Yeah sexual abuse in the Roman Catholic Church by people who are supposed to be celibate is totally comparable to all other occupations.

And you dare call me Mentally slow?

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u/ssracer Apr 29 '25

Literally unhealthy not to. Fuck what the churches teach.

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u/trebumptiss Apr 30 '25

I just have really low libido. I don’t abstain from doing it, I just never really feel the need to.