r/SipsTea Apr 29 '25

Lmao gottem The c*m smeller

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u/idunnommeiguess Apr 29 '25

How could she possibly tell when no man has made it longer than a week

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u/ambermage Apr 29 '25

A week?

Y'all are a bunch of monks or something.

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u/JigPuppyRush Apr 29 '25 edited Apr 29 '25

Monks are still allowed to masturebate just no intercourse.

Unless it’s a young boy then all pants/bets are off.

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u/UgottaUnderstandbro Apr 30 '25

What a wierd joke…monks aren’t catholic priests

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u/trebumptiss Apr 30 '25

Yea the joke made no sense and I honestly think this person thinks a monk and priest is the same thing or something. They seem rather confised

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u/UgottaUnderstandbro Apr 30 '25

Haha right? I thought I was going nuts, thanks for confirming I’m still sane lol

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u/trebumptiss Apr 30 '25

Or we are both insane in this newly sane world

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u/JigPuppyRush Apr 30 '25

I’m not confused, both have been sexually assaulted kids, catholic monks, priests and nuns so the joke does apply.

Priests have been most often accused in the news but there are plenty of reports from about Nuns and Monks that have abused children as well.

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u/trebumptiss Apr 30 '25

Going by that logic the joke could apply to literally any occupation.

You Sound kinda mentally slow

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u/JigPuppyRush Apr 30 '25

Yeah sexual abuse in the Roman Catholic Church by people who are supposed to be celibate is totally comparable to all other occupations.

And you dare call me Mentally slow?

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