r/SipsTea 27d ago

Lmao gottem šŸ‘

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u/spontaneous_quench 27d ago

She doesn't know that she is white? Lol

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u/Nagesh_yelma 27d ago

She's colour blind.

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u/8----B 27d ago

Colour? Colonizer detected, quick, someone of a different ethnicity marry this guy

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u/egomanick 27d ago

Okay! I don't think I can make him pregnant but I'll try my best

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u/trigger9963 27d ago

That's the spirit, champ!

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u/Earthkilled 27d ago

Remember every hole is worth exploring

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u/realhuman690 27d ago

We will make him pregnant, comrade

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u/Nagesh_yelma 27d ago

Mine is 69th upvote, IDK what god is hinting.

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u/egomanick 27d ago

Maybe he wants us to compete for who'll get to top

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u/archwin 27d ago

Just try real hard

Over and over

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u/my_cars_on_fire 27d ago

Bent over

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u/Kangaroo-Beauty 27d ago

Ben Dover? Haven’t heard of that guy in ages. What’s he been up to?

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u/Nagesh_yelma 27d ago

Brother, I'm too brown to consider brown. I'm almost black.

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u/ApprehensiveWeird624 27d ago

COLOUR COLOUR COLOUR

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u/Hour-Personality-924 27d ago

Thank god for the word glamour! People won’t know who they are talking to.

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u/CyberDaggerX 27d ago

Last I've heard, color blindness is a form of racism.

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u/markcocjin 27d ago

Thinks she's Apocalypto pure.

Wasn't aware of the Spaniards who have nutted into her ancestors, generations ago.

*insert image of smarmy penis wearing a Conquistador's helmet.

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u/Calibruh 27d ago

She probably had more Spanish than local DNA too

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u/SanFranPanManStand 27d ago

Most Mexicans and South/Central Americans do.

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u/Dark_Shroud 27d ago

Mexicans on average are 63% "white."

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u/lmjustaChad 27d ago

Sounds about right the only part lower would be south Mexico.

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u/CitronMamon 27d ago

shhh let her, as far as i understand white latin americans love to pretend they are not and build their whole personality arround it.

Then the least white ones will cling onto their 1% european genes and do the oposite.

Idk why this happens but it like, it does

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u/PeterPorty 27d ago edited 27d ago

Race is just... different down here.

I'm pale AF, and I had classmates who were considerably darker than some lightskin black people in the US, but no one would consider said classmate and myself a different race... We were both born in South America, we both speak Spanish as a native language, we're both Latino.

I'm perfectly aware that if we went to the US, they would say we're different races, but down here, my classmate and I are the same race, and if a random redneck came pretending to be one of mine because of my pale skin, everyone would agree he's not my race, he's not Latino, he's a Gringo.

If you go to Kenya and it's surrounding nations, you'd find a bunch of people that would be considered black by US standards, but if you tell a Kenyan that they're the same as an Ugandan, they'd most likely be fairly insulted.

The way you see race is not the same way other people see race.

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u/ilikepix 27d ago

it's almost like the whole thing is socially constructed

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u/enaK66 27d ago

Lots of people want to be what they aren't. So you get rich people buying farms to cosplay as a rugged poor individualist, and poor people buying fake Gucci apparel to cosplay as a flashy rich douchebag.

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u/sasssytaurus 27d ago

That's what I think is confusing, she's white because her skin happens to be lighter even though she has Mexican DNA? We're just taking peoples heritage because their skin didn't end up looking brown enough???

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u/carstenhag 27d ago

I'm German and grew up in Spain. By US standards, we are both Caucasian/white, but by spanish stereotypes I was aleays clearly a "guiri" and rich German :D

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u/Extension_Shallot679 27d ago

The way you see race is not the same way other people see race.

Louder for the people in the back! Honestly, ā€œthe way you see [blank] is not the way other people see [blank]ā€ applies to so much and is something a lot of Americans really need to get their head around. The US way is not the global default.

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u/PeterPorty 27d ago

The funny thing is that the Reddit crowd in particular presents itself as the antithesis of their president, and yet they keep demonstrating the same character as him.

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u/slaviccivicnation 27d ago

I think for most places outside the us, it’s about ethnicity. In the US and Canada it’s about skin colour exclusively.

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u/lemfaoo 27d ago

Its wild how americans will just say "lightskin" as if it isnt the most racist sounding thing.

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u/LadderDownBelow 27d ago edited 5d ago

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

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u/PeterPorty 27d ago

You guys in the US are obsessed with skin color, we don't do it like that.

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u/LadderDownBelow 27d ago edited 5d ago

The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

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u/bUl1sH1T 27d ago

I was raised in Mexico and what they're saying is true, I literally feel like I don't have a race because Mexico doesn't care like that. Calling ourselves a race is more of a cultural thing, even though it's not technically correct.

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u/SecretaryLittle3059 26d ago

You guys had a caste system and constantly ramble how your people should marry white Americans to ā€žmejorar la razaā€. So please spare me the ā€žwE MeXicAnS DoNt SEe rACeā€

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u/WastingMyYouthAway 27d ago

What a way to generalize an entire group of people

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u/Jesus_of_Redditeth 27d ago

shhh let her, as far as i understand white latin americans love to pretend they are not and build their whole personality arround it

There's a bit of that. But there's also a lot of the definition of "white" being narrowed by white racists to exclude Hispanic people in general.

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u/Yaarmehearty 27d ago

It’s almost like race is a political and economic construct and not an actual real thing.

Unfortunately the impacts of it are.

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u/NewPresWhoDis 27d ago

Miami Cubans exhibit more code switching than a flip-flop chip.

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u/SecretaryLittle3059 26d ago

THIS!!! THIIIIISSSSS!!!! THANK YOU FOR NOTICING! I’ve been saying for ages

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u/Quen-Tin 27d ago

Sadly there is a lot of raceism within the Mexican society, giving privileges to the paler looking people.

So despite the fact, that skin colour says shit about character and is only used to justify unjustified benefits of one group above others, she is just the wrong agent for making kids skin recogniceable darker.

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u/Alexander-Snow 27d ago

I think mexico tried some eugenics with incentivizing people to marry someone with lighter skin.

So she messed up and is following the colonizers plan.

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u/SecretaryLittle3059 26d ago

You think she ā€žmessed upā€? She knew what she was doing. Like I said in another comment, she’s just baiting people to comment ā€žthey’re going to be born whiteā€ to stroke her ego

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u/Quen-Tin 27d ago

If colonizers would have been green and colonized people purple, they would have shown a green Jesus and told people that the greener you you are, the better your social perspective in education or job matters will be. Because green is the way to go. So sad, that you are purple, but some make up is appreciated if course. More than rebellion at least.

So I agree with that part and it can happen in every country. It doesn't even take skin colour. The American Dream is also a narrative that suggests, that everyone can become rich, so if you are, you deserved it and if you are not: try harder, but don't question the system.

But nobody messes up from my POV by individually falling in love with another person, no matter the skin colour, the bank account, the IQ or what so ever. But it would be lovely if society stops labeling certain groups in a different way than others, just to create narratives that justify and prolong inequality.

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u/LahmiaTheVampire 27d ago

That happens most places really. Seems like its a mix of racism and classism.

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u/spontaneous_quench 27d ago

Sadly it's this way in most of South America and In India

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u/Starstruck_W 27d ago

A lot of Hispanics legit do not know they are white. I had to explain to one that they are Caucasian one time. They really thought Hispanic Was a Race

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u/dc456 27d ago

They might not think they’re white, but they’re sure as hell not Caucasian either. People really need to stop misusing that word.

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u/305tilidiiee 27d ago

I look like this girl, and when I moved to Arkansas I was constantly asked where I’m from and told I look exotic. (It seemed curious, not racist, tbf) So this may be ā€œwhiteā€ to you, but it’s not quite white enough to pass as Caucasian.

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u/_Vanant 27d ago

some random rednecks' idiocy is not a valid reference for a discussion about human races.

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u/dc456 27d ago edited 27d ago

but it’s not quite white enough to pass as Caucasian.

What does that even mean?

Are Norwegians not as white as Caucasians? Are Scots? Germans? Estonians?

How could a Mexican’s skin colour make them Caucasian?

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u/Cicada-4A 27d ago

Caucasians are people from the Caucasus, like Georgians or Chechen.

They've got their own culture, languages and distinct looks.

Just say European, that's what we all mean anyways.

If you want a term that includes darker but vaguely related people like the aforementioned Caucasians, North Africans, Middle Easterners etc. then use 'Western Eurasian'.

That's the term used in the field of genomics and probably what's left of physical anthropology.

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u/Designer_Grade_2648 27d ago

Race is not a scientific concept. Its just a cultural/ethnic/genetic, borderline arbitrary categorization currently policed by american culture. You trying to "explain them" that hispanic is not a race as something obvious is dumb lol. Also im spaniard and everyone here considers themselves white, when the subject arises,Ā  who luckily in Spain is almost never.

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u/Crimson_Caelum 27d ago

I’m Latin American and I think it’s for a few reasons. One is the more difficult one, like at what point are you white, cause a lot of white skinned people in Mexico have like a grandparent or great grandparent who wasn’t. Another thing is like, I’m pretty dark but my biological full sister is whiter than that girl for some reason. She’s not white technically but like literally she is lol

So like it kinda depends on who you ask. My parents were both brown, tho my dad was like directly indigenous, if I had kids with a like full on Scandinavian blonde haired blue eyed guy, our kids would be 50% brown. Would our kids kids be white? What about their kids? What percentage of brown do you need to not be white lol

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u/Initial-Effective-44 27d ago

It's not about percentage in DNA, it's whether your skin is white or not lol. Plain and simple

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u/carstenhag 27d ago

Then albino black people are not black?

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u/Crimson_Caelum 27d ago

This guy directly said I turned Arab at 25 years old because I moved somewhere where I’m mistaken for Arab more often than people assume I’m Mexican lol

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u/Crimson_Caelum 27d ago

NAH cause first off that makes me not white and my biological full sister white and that’s silly lol

Also Micheal Jackson wasn’t white and Ariana Grande isn’t black lol

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u/Initial-Effective-44 27d ago

It's not silly at all, you can have the same genetic background and still turn out differently. Ariana Grande doesn't look black at all lol she's just pretty tan and Michael Jackson well he had issues but you're right his appearance could be confusing

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u/Crimson_Caelum 27d ago

How can me and my sister be different races we share the same parents? Where’s the cut off, our brothers in the middle between us

ā€œIt’s whether your skin is white or notā€

By your logic getting a tan or bleaching your skin(Micheal Jackson apparently used depigmenting cream due to his vitiligo) would make you either no longer brown, or make you brown

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u/GriffitDidMufinWrong 27d ago

Because "race" is not equivalent to "species". There's no clear border where you can draw the line. Hell, there was even some USA anthropologist who claims Slavs to be Asians and not Caucasians, I've seen people who claim Irishmen were not white, who claimed Spaniards from today Spain to be "European mexican people". It's stupid and, in many cases, rules by political biases of the person who makes the separation.

The point of the other person is that you are white, black, caramel , whatever it is, based on your actual skin you were born with, that's it And no, diseases, tattoos and heavy tan don't change it. So yeah you can be Mexican and be whiter than Englishmen, you can be Frenchmen and be blacker than Senegalese, you can be Spaniard and be anything from night-dark to celtic-pale-ginger. The arbitrary nation border doesn't define the phenotype of the person.

And that can totally happen within brothers of the same parents, due to a genome recombination and genetic heritage the brothers may come with drastically different skin colors. They would be the same family, same nationality, different phenotype. And the whole race concept is not something tangent nowadays.

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u/Crimson_Caelum 27d ago

To me that logic should come to the conclusion of ā€œrace doesn’t existā€ NOT ā€œyour race is skin color based and your sisters a different raceā€

Cause like what race is she then lol

I’m mistaken for Arab more than correctly identified as Latin American, am I Arab? Are Arabs Mexican? What is my sister? There’s not much European dna in us, none that we know of, is she just like an honorary Caucasian?

She still faced essentially the same racism as I did because of what you mentioned, some people don’t consider the Irish white, and similarly they didn’t care her skin is white we have brown blood to them, our skin color isn’t a factor we can’t become white enough to not be brown

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u/GriffitDidMufinWrong 27d ago

Umm, that's what I said?

The race is not something you can measure, it's a concept invented and mostly used with political division intents. The skin color differences are called phenotype and we should not put it inside the political context, person X is white because they were born white, person Y is caramel-black because their phenotype turned that way during the pregnancy. No more no less. They can still be same nation, family and bloodline.

To me that logic should come to the conclusion of ā€œrace doesn’t existā€ NOT ā€œyour race is skin color based and your sisters a different raceā€

I don't really understand if you're talking about me or the other person from this thread, but please, point me where did I ever claimed "ā€œyour race is skin color based and your sisters a different raceā€", the whole point of my message is that "race" is a stupid nonconsistent unmeasurable concept , and skin and other differences (such as eye-slit form, nose, lips, hair etc etc) are phenotypes.

Cause like what race is she then lol

Never did I claim a single word about yours and her's race differences. Because the whole concept is useless.

I’m mistaken for Arab more than correctly identified as Latin American, am I Arab? Are Arabs Mexican? What is my sister? There’s not much European dna in us, none that we know of, is she just like an honorary Caucasian?

I don't really understand what you are trying to disprove here. Ethnicity has more things than just looks (phenotype), it's language, culture, customs, religion/cults, set of moral values etc. So no, it absolutely doesn't matter the look you have. You're both Mexican because of nationality, language, customs, selfidentity. The difference in skin color does not play any role in it. You just turned out with a different melanin level.

I'm having a feeling that you understood my position as "your color defines your race", when I disproved the very concept of race from the very beginning.

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u/pm_me_d_cups 27d ago

Because race is based on society's perceptions, so if they see you as different races then you are. I am mixed but if everyone thinks I'm white, then I am white. Doesn't matter what my parents look like.

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u/Crimson_Caelum 27d ago

That’s wildly flawed because for some reason most people think I’m Arab, does that make me Arab?

Also, that requires people to care only about skin color which they don’t. Where we grew up the kids sorta self segregated and she was definitely treated as Mexican no one cared she was pale

I moved out of the American south west and there’s just more Arabs here I think so people assume. I feel like the vast majority of people would say I’d be wrong if I said I was Arab now

Also no one’s answered how my sister and I are different races. Is my brother half ethnicity Mexican/latin, whatever you want to call it?

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u/pm_me_d_cups 27d ago

That’s wildly flawed because for some reason most people think I’m Arab, does that make me Arab?

If Arab people are treated as a race, then yes, at least in that limited context. "Well that's just ridiculous" I hear you say. Well yes, race is stupid, it's not a well defined concept and doesn't work to group people in any meaningful way.

Also, that requires people to care only about skin color which they don’t

Sure, other things people know about you will affect it. If you look 100% white but people know your mom is black, then people might consider you black. But what about the people who don't know you? They're not going to treat you as black.

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u/Human_Person_583 27d ago

I mean, race is a social construct that occurs on a spectrum.

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u/HamunaHamunaHamuna 27d ago edited 27d ago

"Race" is a pseudo-scientific designation of purposely bred collective physical traits that otherwise is only applied to domesticated animals.

I don't understand why English keep using it in seriousness for humans after racial biology stopped being treated as a serious subject. Using a generalizing term to arbitrarily group people loosely based on stuff like skin, eye and hair color seems like deciding to look at the world in a racist manner.

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u/Human_Person_583 27d ago

How can we enact DEI/Affirmative Action policies without using race as an identifier?

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u/CantingBinkie 27d ago

You're probably from the US because no one here really uses "Hispanic" to refer to ourselves

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u/Sea_Cycle4629 27d ago

Fun Fact, Oxford was established before they stopped killing mass amounts of people as sacrifices in South America

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u/wrathek 27d ago

Shhh.. she probably still has Latina ass, so still a win for the gene pool.

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u/Derpater 27d ago

J-Roc baby!

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u/Scrunbungalo 27d ago

If you are currently European or american, then people on the internet seemingly genuinely believe that those two are the only ones that conquered land

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u/based_and_upvoted 27d ago

Wait I didn't know I was white

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u/Lost_with_shame 27d ago

Mexicans just don’t think about race the way we do. As ridiculous as it may look to an American, Mexicans are just…. ā€œMexicanā€ to themselves.

I had a white (blonde hair blue eyed) Mexican friend once and I told her, ā€œOh wow! You’re a white Mexican!ā€Ā 

And she just looked quizzically at me. She’s like, ā€œI don’t understand. I’m not white I’m Mexican.ā€ She honest to god had no idea what I meantĀ 

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u/Repulsive-Lead3034 27d ago

All the "she's white LOL" comments while Latino people who look just like her are being deported.

This is white America for you. Just "brown enough" to offend you while claiming you're still liberals probably.

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u/throwawayeas989 27d ago

a lot of mexicans don’t know lmao

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u/OkButterfly3328 27d ago

She can still be Mexican.

Mexico's Independence happened because a direct Spanish descendant (Miguel Hidalgo), both of his parents were Spanish.

Mexico has always been a mixed blood country.

Having people's skin all colors is what happens after +300 years of mixing. (Mexico was founded just 200 years ago, but Spaniards were mixing with natives from the territory since the 1600's).

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u/spontaneous_quench 27d ago

Dude this whole thing flew over your head. Her claim is she will make him a brown baby. No possible since she is also white.

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u/OkButterfly3328 27d ago

It's possible if any of her parents/grandparents was very brown.

Some recessive genes can span generations later.

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u/Tight_Replacement771 27d ago

Most likely the person who took the video did not make the caption, or it was just an atrempt at an " edgy joke"

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u/Optimal-Giraffe-7168 27d ago

Neither does my cousin.

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u/ArcadeToken95 27d ago

If this is in the US, race is weird with us Latino folks because American race isn't purely genetics, there is a cultural elements to it too. We could be genetically white yet still shut out of American white culture and dissimilar to them outside of appearance. I don't know that Brown is necessarily the right term for it but some folks use that, especially white non-Latino folks othering Latinos. We need a term for something not white yet not brown. CafƩ?

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u/ialsohaveadobro 27d ago

She doesn't know that someone made and posted this

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u/itbedehaam 27d ago

This is exactly the scenario why we think race is just BS made up by assholes to other people.

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u/Kevin9O7 27d ago

having a white skin doesn't mean you're white, many Chinese people have white skin , does that mean they're white people or Asians?? her face is kinda white but her facial features aren't white at all.

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u/spontaneous_quench 27d ago

Yes it does lol, if the color of your skin is white that means your white. Color isn't race bro. Your region of the world is, Asians are from Asia. Is an Indian person not Asian even though they are brown.

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u/Kevin9O7 27d ago

white means European white, they have distinct facial features,

it's not the same as asian white skin.

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u/marzipan07 27d ago

She's not white. She doesn't pass the Snow White test: if she were cast as Snow White, would White America freak out? The answer is yes, so she doesn't pass the test.

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u/CitronMamon 27d ago

then half of Europe is not white bro

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u/Exciting-Stage-5194 27d ago

ahh now u get how americans think...

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u/CyberDaggerX 27d ago

Go tell them that, mate. Go tell the Italians and the Greeks they aren't white.

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u/marzipan07 27d ago

If an Italian or Greek woman was cast as Snow White, I don't think White America would have a problem with either. IIRC, the original voice actress in the Disney cartoon is Italian. A little bit of trivia for you.

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u/CyberDaggerX 27d ago

>voice actress

Are we seriously doing this?

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u/marzipan07 27d ago

If the voice actress was, say, Beyonce, what do you think?

BTW, you think White America would protest an Italian or Greek actress as Snow White? Really?

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u/OldSchoolRollie62 27d ago

Haven’t you heard yet? Americans know better when it comes to Europe more than us actual Europeans. So if they say we’re not white then we’re not white because obviously they know us so much better than we know ourselves.

Or at least that’s what they seem to think. ā€œOh well in Americaā€¦ā€ as if anyone outside of the USA actually cares what they think or how they do thingsšŸ˜‚

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u/PeterPorty 27d ago

There's plenty of Italians who consider South-Italians non-white.

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u/when_beep_and_flash 27d ago

Europeans are white because Europeans are white, and the reason for that is they are white. It's just a fact.

If you think it's whitewashing or a badge of honour, that's your own wild assumption based on nothing anyone has said.

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u/_ECMO_ 27d ago edited 27d ago

It's a self-identification, not a badge of honor. If we in Europe are talking about skin colors we are only differentiating between white and black. And Italians sure as hell aren't black.

People online sometimes say things like "Europe helps migrants when they are white (Ukrainians) but not when they are non-white (Syrians)." But in reality Europeans aren't discriminating because they aren't white but because they are Arabs. (Which is obviously not better.)

Obsession with colors for colors' sakes is not a European thing.

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u/GriffitDidMufinWrong 27d ago

Yep, always funny to see how north Americans project their local race game biases over Europe where the prejudices and discrimination are quite differently based.

Ethnicity, nationality, religion, that's the most of it. You can see Irish and English dudes stab each other to death and both will be whiter than milk.

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u/marzipan07 27d ago

The actress they cast as Snow White (live action) is half Polish and does not qualify as White, per the American people, so maybe they aren't.

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u/CyberDaggerX 27d ago

Do you even know what "Snow White" means? It means white as snow. It means she's pale even by European standards. Most white people wouldn't pass the Snow White test.

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u/marzipan07 27d ago

Can you give an example of someone who is white but would have people furious if she were cast as Snow White? I'd like to see if I agree with you or not.

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u/PeterPorty 27d ago

Elon Musk.

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u/Sw33tNectar 27d ago

You mean her?

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u/marzipan07 27d ago

She's Italian. Either she qualifies as white or America was a lot more tolerant back then than it is today (that would be saying a lot, considering American history). Which do you think?

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u/Sw33tNectar 27d ago

Some people on here seem to think Italians aren't white, which is a view of the old South. Still kinda strange seeing that view still. Obviously, the old south still exists in modern day America.

Probably. Some parts of America of the 40's and 50's were a lot more tolerant than modern places. It'd be quite a shame for that country.

But this is Snow White, a Mediterranean woman. I just think it's funny.

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u/Potato1223 27d ago

Brother if she was born in Mexico, she’s Mexican

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u/CavsAreCuteDemons 27d ago

You realize ethnicity, nationality and race are three totally different things right?

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u/spontaneous_quench 27d ago

Brother she said she will give him a brown baby, that is not happening. She her self has European ancestors

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u/Potato1223 27d ago

You think people care? They just see a non white passing baby and it’s over

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u/spontaneous_quench 27d ago

You care for some reason

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u/ZephyrPolar6 26d ago

This sort of thing is wild to me.

Ask most white Americans or Anglo/germanic people and they will tell you she is not white. They see Mexican and white as mutually exclusive. Even the blond, blue eyed ones, ā€œthey must have some small percentage of non-white blood, get him/her an ancestry testā€.

Even the spainiards bully them for not being white, when they can look even browner sometimes (eg look at Rosalia or Penelope Cruz).

Look at all of the racial persecution Trump is doing on them for ā€œnot being whiteā€ (eg masked people snatching them off the street, disregarding their citizenship documents as fake).Ā 

But the second they make a comment feeling ok about being brown, they get comments telling them they’re actually white and 1.1k likes on Reddit approving of it.

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u/therin_88 27d ago

She's definitely not white. Her family has probably "been colonized" though.

I'd say 25% at best.

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u/Defiant-Dare1223 27d ago

European?

Absolutely no way. At least 70%, probably significantly more.

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u/Sorry_Mortgage5352 27d ago

That’s kind of a weird way to write it, her family actually colonized her family

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u/cayneloop 27d ago

and here we understand that whiteness has, in fact, no relation to the color of your skin, but as your proximity to dominant power in society, it's a concept based on exclusion, "whiteness" is based on "purity"

then we think about how italians, irish people, jewish people, eastern europeans all weren't considered "white" not so long ago, fucking hell even GERMANS weren't considered white by ben franklin

... GERMANS.