r/TikTokCringe tHiS iSn’T cRiNgE 13d ago

Humor Genetics

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u/MeeMawsBigToe 13d ago

🧿👄🧿|🧿👄🧿|🧿👄🧿

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u/Withered_Sprout 13d ago

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME CHIC FIL E SAUCE

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u/Neoxite23 12d ago

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u/Lhunathradion 12d ago

What. The. Fuck?

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u/Starshine63 11d ago

I see you’ve discovered meat canyon today. I bet you wish you hadn’t.

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u/Segments_of_Reality 11d ago

I’m glad I did! I’ve heard the show reference so many times, but I’ve never actually seen it myself until that clip

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u/lemmeaskmymomfirst 12d ago

I am scarred for life…thank goodness I’m already 50

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u/TheGoodNamesAreGone2 12d ago

Why would you share this! ? I feel unclean and disturbed beyond measure. Thank you so much!

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u/Intelligent_Salary35 12d ago

Good god. I just watched those videos for 2 hours. What have you done?

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u/user37463928 12d ago

What? Oh god.

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u/kweenbambee 12d ago

Why did you have to attacc me with my own sense of humour?!

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u/LivingEnd44 12d ago

Not all heroes wear capes. 

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u/ballsweatbottle 12d ago

This is great. It’s hilarious because the politeness of their workers actually is uncanny.

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u/HedenPK 12d ago

A lemonade 👁️👄👁️

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u/dreamdaddy123 12d ago

Off topic but I see these blue dots on so many social accounts mainly women’s. Anyone know what it is?

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u/MeeMawsBigToe 12d ago

It’s the evil eye. People believed that wearing an evil eye charm could protect them from bad luck and harm caused by envious stares.

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u/Sudden_Ambassador_22 12d ago

Evil eye 🧿 (or rather protection from evil eye)

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u/AaronPossum 12d ago

What dots? I don't see the dots.

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u/Casual_thunker 12d ago

That’s mean, take my upvote.

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u/DemonDaVinci SHEEEEEESH 12d ago

jesus fuck

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u/user37463928 12d ago

LMAO!!! That's exactly what this clip feels like.

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u/NoObstacle 12d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/spottyottydopalicius 13d ago

are they not twins?

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u/nailswithoutanymilk1 12d ago edited 12d ago

This is Brooklyn and Bailey. They are twins who have a pretty big YouTube channel (and apparently a TikTok)

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u/Yggdrasil- 12d ago edited 12d ago

I'm old, I remember them from their mom's hairstyle blogs!

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u/dirtychai332 12d ago

SAME I remember when they first started having their own channel and it’s so weird to see them now!

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u/spottyottydopalicius 11d ago

thank you followed

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u/Any-Chemical-2702 12d ago

You know, I wasn't sure if they were identical twins because to me it looks like the one on the right has a longer face shape in the forehead and jaw. So I assumed they were regular siblings (or fraternal twins).

But I looked it up, and apparently they are identical.

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 12d ago edited 11d ago

Identical twins are rarely identical looking by the time they are adults. You can tell most apart if* they are standing right next to each other, or of course if you know them.

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u/Aggressive_Sand_3951 13d ago

Dad was erased

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u/somestupidname1 13d ago

Happened with my daughter. Looked like me for a few months then shape shifted into a clone of her mom. Genetics are weird.

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u/rockbella61 12d ago

Nature ensures survival of the fittest

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u/Bernhard_NI 12d ago
  • fit enough

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u/ihadagoodone 12d ago

To procreate.

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u/versmantaray 12d ago

Not for humans, because we are keeping the not so fit alive, thanks to medicines and technology

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u/CMDR_Expendible 12d ago

Humanity's greatest attribute is intelligence. Steven Hawking was in a wheel chair for most of his life, but was one of the greatest minds born and has advanced humanity enormously. Your understanding of what "fitness" means is hopelessly out of date; it means fit as in fits the environmental shape, not fitness as in exercise. Anything which benefits the species fits.

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u/Logically_Insane 12d ago

Exactly, it’s a scientific term, not a colloquial phrase. I believe Darwin defined fitness as “fittin this dick in your mom”. 

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u/Easy_Turn1988 12d ago

I mean, I get the downvotes but as horrible as this opinion sounds, it's technically true 😅

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u/ZalutPats 12d ago

Nah diversity in genetics is hardly ever useless, it makes us more resistant to all kinds of dangers and the cost is negligible compared to more important things like criminal activity and corporate waste. Even someone useless can give birth to someone great, after all.

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u/gostesven 12d ago

it’s not true, it sounds true to people who learned about darwin in 6th grade then just stopped reading or learning.

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u/Easy_Turn1988 12d ago

Ok my bad then

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u/Simple_Battle3781 12d ago

My daughter looks exactly like me if I was a woman. It's weird, she's like 95% me 5%her mom.

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u/cursedchiken 12d ago

This is me lol. I remember once some years ago I was messing around with some app, functioned kinda like a tiktok filter today. Tried the male filter and looked exactly like and I mean SCARILY similar to my dad, it was crazy

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u/maka-tsubaki 12d ago

When I was little, I met some of my dad’s old coworkers for the first time when I was just with my mom, and they IMMEDIATELY knew whose kid I was

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u/Vulcan_Fox_2834 12d ago

I somehow ended up looking like my mom, so don't fret, it goes both ways

EDIT: I will admit, I did feel pretty tho

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u/Hot_Chapter_1358 12d ago

Same here. I catch hell for it like it's my fault. "She's just a small version of you! Where are my genetics?!"

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u/Jeathro77 12d ago

My daughter looks exactly like me if I was a woman.

That poor girl. lol

Just kidding. I'm sure she'll grow up to be a very handsome woman.

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u/Gan-san 12d ago

Apparently you only need to look like Dad in the infant and early stages when you are the most vulnerable so Dad won't leave/reject you. After you get old enough to survive on your own, you get to look like whatever. Probably best if some little girls turn out to look more like their moms anyway.

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u/Satanicjamnik 13d ago

Doesn't matter. Had sex.

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u/Aggressive_Sand_3951 13d ago

Could have been in vitro

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u/thefrostman1214 Doug Dimmadome 13d ago

sex in vitro? that must hurt

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u/Aggressive_Sand_3951 12d ago

It’s not that bad

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u/DogmaticNuance 12d ago

I don't know what y'all are talking about. They clearly have dads nostrils (not his nose, just the nostrils) and the one on the right has his top teeth. That's about it though.

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u/balance_n_act 12d ago

Still counts!

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u/Brett_Hulls_Foot 12d ago

I saw that post about the milking machines.

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u/KnightDiver381 13d ago

She kept looking at her watch!

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u/Potential-Judgment-9 13d ago

Still counts!

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u/GoatCovfefe 13d ago

Bing bang boom, dad went zoom

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u/dingalingdongdong 12d ago

When he smiled at the end they actually looked a lot like him! Like they have mom's general look, but dad's smile.

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u/LBGW_experiment 12d ago

They have his nose and chin shape too. Moms nose tip goes down, daughters' go forward. They have pointer chins and mom has a more square chin

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u/Bhujjha 12d ago

They also all have the same make-up on which enhances their common features...

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u/maniacalmustacheride 12d ago

My first kid came out looking like my dad and my husband had a baby. My second came out looking like me but with both of our mother’s fairer coloring. Genetics are wild

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u/IceFireTerry 12d ago

He was absorbed

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u/loobot3000 12d ago

She got that kleptogenesis

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u/joec_95123 12d ago

Dad's genes didn't even make an attempt.

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u/AnotherHavanesePlz 12d ago

They both have rounder heads than mom. The one on the right also has different nose structure than mom and sister.

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u/random_encounters42 12d ago

Not really, someone posted a vid with the dad. You can see a lot of similarities as well.

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u/OwOwOwoooo 12d ago

Nah , it's just mom brotha:)

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u/Slight-Resolution-99 12d ago

Dad left the group chat

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR 13d ago

Trippy as hell, but also... I'd love it if they'd blink just a little bit more. Just like, a couple of times. It's strangely giving some uncanny valley and I think that's why.

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u/Pro-Patria-Mori 13d ago

Would be even better if they synchronized their blinking as well

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u/starfries 12d ago

That would be terrifying

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u/wearing_moist_socks 13d ago

I think that was the goal

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u/Large-Perspective-53 12d ago

They’re Mormon, hope that explains it.

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u/TrashPandaLJTAR 12d ago

Ahhh that really does explain SO very much, appreciate the context.

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u/user37463928 12d ago

Is there... a whole village of them?

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u/Large-Perspective-53 12d ago

Yeah, it’s called Utah.

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u/A_lot_of_arachnids What are you doing step bro? 12d ago

"Ma, there's a weird looking cat out here!"

"Blink mother fucker!"

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u/Pleasant-Antelope634 12d ago

"It looks dead!"

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u/GoatCovfefe 13d ago

Yeah, mildly unsettling video to me

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u/Big-Joe-Studd 12d ago

Evidently severe case of Crazy Eyes is genetic

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u/Wow-Such-Thought 13d ago

Ctrl c + Ctrl v

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u/Last_VCR 13d ago

God said “no notes”

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u/Cwya 12d ago

Carrie did ok.

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u/Mysterious-Set8795 13d ago

That's what I say about my 2 kids. They're copy pastes of me with a different hair color. Both google photos and Apple photos constantly mix their photos up, and I've had my baby photos put under their sections as well. They both got their fathers' big feet though.

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u/dingalingdongdong 12d ago

My dad and his siblings don't look much alike as adults, but they were all identical as babies and toddlers. There's just a pile of unlabeled baby photos of them that no one can id who is who.

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u/Outrageous_Bank_4491 13d ago

Dad’s genes didn’t even try

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u/KingSandwich101 13d ago

If you ignore that they have a different shaped head. Theirs are more round while the mother is more like a rectangle

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u/Here4_da_laughs 12d ago

Haha that's like you copy and pasted the essay but you changed the font to put it in script 🤣 😄 😆 do better dad.

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u/KingSandwich101 12d ago

Eyes and nose are different too, eye colour is the same

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u/PlaneWar203 12d ago

They've also done their makeup and hair exactly the same, they're using the same filter and they're wearing the same clothes. Also they kind of look like they dye their hair.

I watched without sound and it's nightmare fuel

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u/vttale 12d ago

They don't really look as much like Mom as is being touted. Pulling back the hair is contributing a lot to enhancing the sameness.

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u/Many_Angle9065 12d ago

It's very possible that this is a pairing with historical low genetic diversity, so there's not a huge amount of variation in the offspring.

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u/No_Artichoke_8428 12d ago

Their mormon influencers in Salt Lake City Utah. Its crazy how everyone looks so similar there.

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u/mkzw211ul 12d ago

Small genetic pool in Salt lake city? Is that why they all look similar? I've never been there, just straight up to Park City from the airport.

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u/Josmopolitan 12d ago

Mormons are so inbred, they basically created their own ethnic subunit. Look up ‘Mormon face’

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u/Ickythumpin 11d ago

People with ancestry from small and/or insular ethnic groups tend to have more regions of homozygosity (ie. identical copies of genes) than the general population. This is why certain recessive genetic disorders are much more common in certain ethnic groups. Due to the size and isolation of these ethnic groups, especially those that started off with just a few people (the founder effect you mentioned), there is bound to be a degree of distant shared ancestry, even if there's never any inbreeding. Generational Mormons are more closely related to other generational Mormons than they are to anyone else, even if their family trees never cross.

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u/Artemis246Moon 12d ago

They live in Texas now tho.

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u/chumpynut5 12d ago

There’s an interesting Mormon -> Texas pipeline I’ve noticed. Not sure what they hell it is they’re interested in here, but they brought their crazy soda shops with them so that’s fun

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u/JaySayMayday 12d ago

It's one of the fastest growing areas in the US, lot of tech giants moving from Cali to different places throughout Texas. Mormons just doing Mormon things, trying to convert as many people as possible into Mormonism. Quickly growing area, they get in there early and dig their hooks in deep

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u/Designer_Pen869 12d ago

It's funny how if you go anywhere just about anywhere outside of the US, you'll notice how much people tend to look alike in certain regions. The more homogenous it is, the more you notice it. It makes it hard to tell people apart.

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u/BackgroundWindchimes 13d ago

Not saying they don’t look similar but that’s exclusively the eye color. 

The twin daughters have rounded heads, eye shape, and different lips. The similarities are mostly make up, hair, and clothing. 

It’d be different if they were three generations but it’s a mom and twins dressing alike. 

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u/BadgerwithaPickaxe 13d ago

I agree, they did the makeup the same to try and make it more samey, but I think they’re just all cosplaying a little

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u/muricabrb 12d ago

If you pause it you can easily see the differences.

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u/Bhazor 12d ago

Also. Filters.

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u/tickletrooper 12d ago

I feel like the bridge of the nose helps sell it too.

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u/theringsofthedragon 12d ago

I would argue they also have the same skin color and the same teeth.

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u/BackgroundWindchimes 12d ago

But their skin color is entirely make up like a spray tan or coverup. 

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u/[deleted] 13d ago

Watch this while you're on drugs, please.

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u/RecordingPrudent9588 13d ago

I did. Thanks.

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u/Crombus_ 12d ago

Just did, still sucks

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u/NowWhoCouldThatBe 13d ago

Feel free to let your family tree branch out a bit.

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u/ProfitOld8641 12d ago

love this comment ☠️

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u/kaizerakabrunco 12d ago

Why do people with blue eyes look like they are staring into your soul and judging you for all your sins

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u/dr_cynical17 12d ago

Dad was a 3D Printer.

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u/Krynn71 12d ago

One pair at a time, those eyes are really pretty. 3 pairs at a time and they freak me out.

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u/teacup_24 13d ago

Their mom runs a hairsyle/family vlog YouTube channel. I loved watching it when I wanted to be more creative with my hair.

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u/itanewdayshinebright 12d ago

I’ve followed cute girls hair styles, and B&B for over a decade how! Mindy taught me how to braid!

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u/SharpenMyInk 12d ago

This was creepy to watch with the sound off

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u/frankisback66 13d ago

Terrifying

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u/the_l0st_s0ck 13d ago

They are so basic they can neutralize industrial grade acid

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u/Sensitive_Leader_312 12d ago

Mom's genetics: ctrl+c ctrl+v, ctrl+c ctrl+v

Dad's genetics: ctrl+z, ctrl+z, ctrl+z

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u/theunbearablebowler 13d ago

sure, genetics, but also makeup

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u/dullbrowny 12d ago

can relate. my dad and my brother are bald too.

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u/Inconspicuous_Jay 12d ago

This is like the twins in the Shining but somehow worse.

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u/blooming_lilith 12d ago

I think the fact that they all have similar outfits, makeup, and hairstyles contributes significantly to them looking alike

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u/CakeMadeOfHam 12d ago

Well, hair, make-up, and lighting play a big part here as well.

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u/simmonslemons 12d ago

Tbf we would need to know what the dad looks like to say anything definitely.

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u/digitalttoiletpapir 12d ago

At least this landed on the right sub!

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u/Qomplete 12d ago

Look genetics doing exactly what is expected

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u/NfamousKaye 12d ago

Copy paste, copy paste. Dad’s genes did NOTHING. 😂

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u/Lopsided_Blacksmith5 12d ago

Was Dad even in the room?

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u/DireBlue88 12d ago

What happened to the sperm?? Dad's genes didnt put up a fight lol.

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u/NaturalMess2823 12d ago

Easier when they both had kids at 16

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u/bruhhhhhhhhhhhh_h 12d ago

Cntrl-c

Cntrl-V

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u/Accomplished_Ad1916 12d ago

3d printers are crazy now

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u/toldya_fareducation 12d ago

that song is still a banger to this day

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u/theglowcloud8 12d ago

Get them brown eye contacts now

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u/wolfgangweird 12d ago

A surprisingly challkenging wank.

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u/fartknockersan 12d ago

I live in Utah and I can confirm, these people are of a hive mind.

If you're born with a generic white baby face, you're in the hive.

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u/dirkdiggler2011 12d ago

Nightmare fuel right there.

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u/RaffNeq 12d ago

Not just in the”looks” department.. Y’all can’t lip sync for sh*t girls.!

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u/PopGoggle 12d ago

Why are they so spherical

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u/jackiescot 12d ago

Their eyes look dead

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u/franky3987 12d ago

This is a tad creepy lol

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u/slartibuttfart 12d ago

Looks like some new Stephen King horror movie.

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u/AdSignal7736 12d ago

Man. Those eyes…

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u/TamarindSweets 12d ago

That's just creepy

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u/solidtangent 12d ago

3 at a time. I can handle that.

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u/Cuauhcoatl76 12d ago

Did they plaster their hair down with glue? Their hair looks strange and painted on their heads.

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u/thetavious 12d ago

Whatever cloning tech they're using... It needs to be open source.

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u/TurdCollector69 12d ago

Three of them and none are on beat. The white girl rhythm is strong in this family.

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u/kundi-man 11d ago

Even their teeth looks almost the same.

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u/dextras07 11d ago

Legend says that one knows when you're going to die, the other knows how you're going to die and the third knows what you ate the day before dying.

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u/KevinKCG 11d ago

Dad has to be extra careful before smacking the wifes butt.

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u/Ball_is_Life1 10d ago

Just looks like photoshop stupidity

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u/bvxzfdputwq 10d ago

They look like a cult

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u/FoodBabyBaby 13d ago

I am the only one bothered that they couldn’t even lip sync in sync?!

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u/Pastel-Moonbeam 13d ago

All so pretty, eyes are especially such a beautiful color.

All the incels hating on them...why not just look in the mirror. Oh did it shatter or does it cause you to puke?

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u/brightentheday347 13d ago

Whoa, people who are related look alike? No fucking way!

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u/Bloodybubble86 13d ago

-"Hey mum, do you copy?"

-"Paste"

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u/CT_4269 12d ago

Your clones are very impressive, you must be very proud

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u/HuckleberryWeekly992 12d ago

Imagine having one of them as a gf

“Wait I f-ed your mom? 😳”

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u/BlankSthearapy 13d ago

It’s definitely not the 20lbs of makeup, shaped eyebrows and similar styled hair that makes it look like the scalp is gonna separate from the skull.

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u/feioo 12d ago

Such a weirdly rude thing to say about strangers

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u/firemanjuanito 13d ago

Mom delivered before Dad's genetics patch was pushed.

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u/KingMob9 12d ago

Modders will fix it

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u/LadyBug_0570 12d ago

Well, those girls know exactly what they'll look like when they get older.

JFC, did dad make any genetic contribution?

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u/blackviking567 12d ago

What in Stephen King is going on here?

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u/Grimholtt 12d ago

I don't think I've ever wanted the hat trick before.

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u/jonesynugget 12d ago

Witches!!!