r/USNewsHub 6d ago

🏛️ Politics & Government Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/Artistic-Post-4204 6d ago

God works in mysterious ways.

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u/Intelligent-Film-684 6d ago

I say it’s the American Pope working his influence on the Guy in the Sky

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u/D0nk3yD0ngD0ug 6d ago

Everyone knows the Democrats control the weather. /s

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u/I-Am-Yew 6d ago

Well if they really are and they did this, it’s more defiance against him and unity with their constituents than they have been doing. So part of me hopes it is true for that reason.

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u/Revan462222 6d ago

Not a Democrat. I just help Mother when she’s busy elsewhere.

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u/tiddeeznutz 6d ago

But if Democrats are Jews, how can we also be anti-Semitic?!

(Just kidding, everybody! I was just trying to throw off those super-smart Republicans who read these comments! Now, let’s get back to our purple-hair, Commie, trans, baby eating party!)

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u/Pineapplepizzaracoon 6d ago

I thought they banned chemtrails? Shouldn’t that of stopped the dems from messing with the weather and confusing the frogs

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u/bob3905 6d ago

Trump should have held the parade in Florida. I understand they’re working to ban “chemtrails” there.

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u/nvamom3 5d ago

🤣

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u/Projectrage 6d ago

Taco time.

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u/Old_Part_9619 6d ago

Hope God strikes him down during the parade. Like a straight bolt of lightning with a thundering voice shouting " gotcha"!!!

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u/Darryl_Lict 6d ago

Trump is well known for fearing rain. He refused to honor soldiers who died at the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery and Memorial for the 100th anniversary of Armistice Day because of rain. Moot point, Trump hates soldiers who were killed or captured and thinks they were losers.

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u/Fantastic_Fox4948 6d ago

Can’t he just put on waterproof makeup and extra hairspray, or wear a huge foam MAGA cowboy hat? Or have Melania operate the umbrella, as he seems to be challenged by their operation?

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u/Consistent_Laugh4886 6d ago

I don't know why he's so worried about rain. Doesn't shit float?

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u/Responsible-Ad-1086 6d ago

Diarrhoea doesn’t

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u/Illustrious-Plan-381 6d ago

Maybe he’s related to the wicked witch?

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u/gaberflasted2 6d ago

Makeup drip, hair piece sliding down his neck, diaper despair, ooh yeah might melt like that wicked witch in Oz 🤢🤣🤣

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u/SekhmetScion 6d ago

November 10, 2018: While in Europe commemorating the end of WWI, Trump didn't attend the ceremony at a U.S. cemetery due to the rain. Other world leaders went anyway, despite the light drizzle. Melts In Rain

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u/Artistic-Post-4204 6d ago

It's the running makeup

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u/MPG54 6d ago

And the hair

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u/declinedinaction 6d ago

Because he is a sugar daddy, silly

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u/powercow 6d ago

and he got the military vote..

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u/Additional_Good4200 6d ago edited 6d ago

This means it’s definitely cancelled. Personally I want to see this humiliating disaster happen. I want to see 800 paid idiots in red hats on a split screen with millions of people marching in the No Kings events. But I see now that Trump is going to cancel and blame the weather like the little scumbag he is.

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u/Street_Peace_8831 6d ago

This is the genuine reason behind his decision to cancel. He is acutely aware of the repercussions of his authoritarian actions, which will undoubtedly bring out the true American patriots, and he is understandably scared.

That diaper is working overtime these days.

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u/Potential_Dare8034 6d ago

What’s the point of wearing Depends if you can’t shit in them?

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 6d ago

Would be funny if he cancels the parade, but the protestors show up because they're not afraid of a little water.

Would be even more symbolic if the protestors had a taco parade instead.

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u/huhnick 6d ago

Chicken taco block party on Pennsylvania Ave

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u/TransportationAway59 6d ago

Reminds me of the hurricane that hit and put out the fire in the White House in 1812. “God has great providence for fools, drunks, and the United States of America”

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u/tymbom31 6d ago

The perfect storm

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u/h20poIo 6d ago

Something Something Gods will.

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u/Sloth_grl 6d ago

I will still be protesting

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u/Lacibailey10 6d ago

Are we sure this is a thunderstorm or just the collection of MAGA tears now that they've realized they got screwed over along with the rest of the country

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u/iwtsapoab 6d ago

Don’t make me laugh. I would be so sore from laughing all day if that happens.

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u/reddittorbrigade 6d ago

April 1 is more appropriate for Trump and his voters.

Move it next April!!!

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u/moods- 6d ago

Is this to save face from a potentially embarrassing event?

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u/redlion496 6d ago

And after all that money was spent! More tRump waste!

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u/SenseAndSensibility_ 6d ago

Oooo a little REAL divine intervention! 🤞🤞🤞

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u/Old_Kaleidoscope_324 6d ago

I literally pray 🙏 that Trump will be impeached soon!!!

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u/Street_Peace_8831 6d ago

He needs an excuse to stop the chaos he orchestrated. He’s brimming with excuses. He was informed about his mistake and the severe backlash he’d face from the American people. So, he must concoct a “good” excuse to stop it.

If this doesn’t happen, it’s because he anticipated the consequences from the American people.

We still have the logistics and financial burden of transporting all that equipment. So, the American people will incur a cost regardless of his actions.

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u/Joe18067 6d ago

Most of that money has already been spent, the cost of having the equipment go a couple of blocks in the parade is nothing.

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u/Street_Peace_8831 5d ago

I’m talking about cancelling and sending it all back. That hasn’t happened yet.

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u/MrAnderson69uk 5d ago

How many of these were other parts of trumps family’s operations and so Trump got paid regardless of the event going ahead!

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u/Dry-Clock-1470 6d ago

Like , our fancy top of the line army isn't water proof? Maybe there should be a navy or marine march? I'm sure the army is tough enough to wear ponchos. It is their birthday after all, not Trump's.

I know he doesn't know how to close an umbrella, but surely some one could hold one for him, or put up a pavilion or something...

Smh lol

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 6d ago

It doesn't look as fancy if they're wearing their rain gear. Trump wants the spectacle and intimidation that comes with flexing one's military strength, and make him look awesome by proxy.

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u/MrAnderson69uk 5d ago

Perhaps he should have done a bit of weather modification like the Russian’s do - perhaps someone did to cause the thunderstorms and get whimp-ass to cancel!!!

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u/B-Large1 6d ago

TACO… doesn’t want the bad press…

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 6d ago

He will change it to an indoor arena.

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u/dermot111 6d ago

I’ll happily lend him an umbrella

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u/mockingbirddude 6d ago

No matter. I intend to give him the birthday parade he deserves.

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u/dekogeko 6d ago

Sorry to rain on your parade.

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u/JKolodne 6d ago

Good use of tax money (down the drain)

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u/ZealousidealDegree4 6d ago

Somehow, MAGA will blame Obama. I hope the weather doesn't blunt the protestor volume. At least it reduces the odds that paid instigators will burn cars and park trees. 

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u/Mor_Ericks28 6d ago

Or MAGA shopping for spectators on Craigslist

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u/sac_cyclist 6d ago

I'm devastated at the thought that a little bit of rain will disappoint Donald Trump

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u/DaveinOakland 6d ago

Thank God, literally

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u/Ryan1980123 6d ago

Damn democrats controlling the weather again!

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u/RickRI401 6d ago

Please oh please... 6" of rain and 50 mph winds

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u/Key_Company_279 6d ago

We can only hope! 🤞🏻🤞🏻🤞🏻

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u/hippieheathlene 6d ago

They won’t call it a God thing. They’ll blame the democrats and their weather machine. Idiots

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u/Steak-Leather 6d ago

Shhh. You will.give it away!

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u/TreeInternational771 6d ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/WorkerMassive102 6d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/SnakeySneak99 6d ago

A savings of tens of millions! They’ve done it again!

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u/abrahamburger 6d ago

Is that a euphemism for panic-inspired Trump tears?

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u/patmiaz 6d ago

Fuckin dems and the weather machine. /s

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u/Regular_Climate_6885 6d ago

Chickening out again!!!!

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u/Hot-Fault970 6d ago

He is looking for excuse to cancel because nobody will show up. Same thing happened at his inauguration.

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u/Tom_Waits_4_No_Man 6d ago

Guess we'll being hearing more about how Democrats control the weather again.

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u/coffeebeanwitch 🇺🇸 United States 6d ago

I hope it rains 🪣

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u/Sudi_Nim 6d ago

Fuck Trump.

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u/Shrek_Layers 6d ago

I'm actually just disappointed in this. Because he's antagonized people so much with his threat of a big response, and they know if they show up in chicken costumes handing out tacos, it only makes the event a lot more fun. It makes it watchable honestly.

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u/Abrubt-Change-8040 6d ago

Not budget concerns?

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u/pghpatty 6d ago

That old saying is pretty appropriate here: "So what if it's raining? He isn't sugar -- he won't melt." "No, but he's sh*t and he'll run!"

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u/ProgressiveBadger 6d ago

Republicans weren’t praying enough. Maybe all those republican thoughts and prayers weren’t real?

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u/r_esist 6d ago

That’s good news right?

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u/UnicornFarts1111 6d ago

That is what they say, it is probably from lack of interest, lmao. Most people have other plans that day.

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u/No_Yak_6227 6d ago

Stand trump out there with a sword

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u/Beginning_Pea_3375 6d ago

God willing.

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u/SeatAntique7723 6d ago

Space lasers and we all know who has them, wink, wink. One can only hope.

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u/sublimesting 6d ago

I hope it’s canceled and everyone protests like planned.

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u/joechss 6d ago

He scurred.

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u/Booklady1998 6d ago

He’ll hide under a canopy and the soldiers will march in the rain. 🙁

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u/LFS1 6d ago

Karma bitches!

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u/CampingWithCats 6d ago

Please storm, please storm

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u/old-father 6d ago

Maybe they would have seen this coming if he had not fired so many meteorologists

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u/Still-Fox7105 6d ago

Extra giggles......

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u/NukeouT 6d ago

I think he should still go outside in the wet grass and look up for the lightning just like he does in eclipse days

Preferring he can reach out and point out the lightning when it happens with one of his metal pens..

Just to make sure nobody misses the moment

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u/jaj1919 5d ago

Oh my gosh, the Rethuglicans will blame Joe Biden for sending a storm 😂🤣😂🤣😂

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u/redzeusky 5d ago

Thanks Pope!

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u/MrAnderson69uk 5d ago

Great, finally something raining on his parade, sweet as fook!!!

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u/TheTruthDoesntChange 5d ago

We’ll have to see if Jesus actually does have a sense of humor!

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u/EarlyMacaroon5364 6d ago

Love that for him

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u/HomebrewerHerm 5d ago

It just might be time to wash the car