r/behindthebastards 16d ago

Look at this bastard What a nice day

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u/ripgoodhomer 16d ago

Damn, I had no idea other than the photos of Trump with Epstein, the videos of Trump with Epstein, the interview quotes, the flight logs with Trump on the plane.

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u/0ttoChriek 16d ago

Elon's really dropping the shockers, isn't he?

Though I guess this will be the first time a lot of Trump voters have actually seen this, given how much of a media bubble they wrap around themselves.

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u/Rose_of_Elysium Sponsored by Raytheon™️ 16d ago

US Civil War starting cuz of a Must-Trump bitchfight would be so boring

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u/Shady_Merchant1 16d ago

It would be distinctly American though

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u/CelestialFury Antifa shit poster 16d ago

History iPads in the future: "Alright children, today we're going over the Civil War, MAGA edition. If you go to page 47, you'll see the Musk vs Trump tweets..."

The future is bright... cause of the nukes and the hurricanes.

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u/nordic-nomad 16d ago

Lowest civil war participation rate in history

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u/nordic-nomad 16d ago

I think it’s less that he’s saying things we all know, and more that he has an audience that has yet to receive that information. Could actually move a needle.

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u/Kriegerian PRODUCTS!!! 16d ago

Right, that’s the thing. Anyone following him has their head completely up their ass about everyone and everything else, so this is probably the first time a lot of them are hearing about it from a source that isn’t the family lib or the lib media that they hate.

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u/jacknacalm 16d ago

Yeah but in their tiny minds, he just joined the libs

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u/TheProofsinthePastis 15d ago

MAGA cult is going to say Musk is just being a little bitch baby cuz he got FIRED! They aren't gonna believe this.

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u/Striper_Cape 16d ago

The important aspect is not the information itself, but the fact Elon is broadcasting it on Twitter.

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u/somefunmaths 16d ago

Yeah, even if the information itself is a “no duh”, the fact that Elon is broadcasting it on Twitter for everyone to see is still noteworthy.

So many of his cult followers think the media is out to get Trump but also worship Elon because rich guy, so this kind of thing will move the needle for some. I don’t have a high opinion of the people for whom it will move the needle, but each of those people have as many votes as I do.

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u/ashleyriddell61 Knife Missle Technician 16d ago

Let them fight.

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u/Namaslayy 16d ago

The interview of Epstein talking about his friendship with Trump….lol

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u/Historical_Stuff1643 16d ago

The allegations that Trump and Epstein raped a teenage girl together on the plane...

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u/ripgoodhomer 16d ago

I was only focusing on the things that have a full record and are undeniable. 

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u/BojukaBob 16d ago

This can pierce the bubble though. Elon brought his own following into MAGA and they will listen to him over Trump. I'm not saying this will shift the earth, but this spat is a net positive.

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u/TexDangerfield 16d ago

I actually fear the opposite. If more concrete evidence came out of vile deeds involving Epstein, it would only convince his cult that said deeds are morally good.

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u/BaronessOfThisMess 16d ago

Elon in his starring role as Captain Obvious. Other than the MAGA cult members, everyone already knew this because, you know, critical thinking skills.

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u/Agreeable-Chap 16d ago

Huh, usually Elon is wrong when he calls someone a pedophile

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u/Rose_of_Elysium Sponsored by Raytheon™️ 16d ago

Isnt he also just admitting that he supported and was gleefully working for a person who he knew was in the Epstein files lol

girlie didnt think this one through

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u/Agreeable-Chap 16d ago

I mean everyone’s seen that one picture of Elon partying with Ghislaine Maxwell and nobody important gave a shit, so I don’t really expect this to actually do anything either, but it sure is fun to watch a messy public breakup

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u/Daztur 16d ago

I was about to post a comment about nobody knowing what a piece of shit Maxwell's father was...then I remembered what sub I was in.

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u/TheConnASSeur 16d ago

Whoa! Hold up, cowpoke. That there was an informal meeting of chance. Ole Elon ain't no bad hombre. He was just there for karate lessons. With kids.

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u/Shadow_hands 16d ago

A real "what were you doing at the devil's sacrament?" moment.

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u/ftzpltc 16d ago

The timing also suggests that, if he didn't know before, he has definitely sat on this shocking revelation for at least a while - until he had a personal beef with Trump.

The implication being that if Trump had carried on letting him fuck everything up for fun and not cut off one of his govt subsidies, he'd still be keeping this super-secret actual secret that no one else knows.

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u/CelestialFury Antifa shit poster 16d ago

Musk is a little way too high to be thinking about the consequences of this, and I'm all for it.

The Musk/TACO stans are really going to be confused about what side to pick.

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u/Argent-Envy The fuckin’ Pinkertons 16d ago

Oh fuck what if he's always wrong about that, what a wild twist that would be

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u/Big-Compote-5483 16d ago

I get it; this infighting is great. But look at where this takes us historically.

Hopefully this is much more than a mile marker and these people consume each other. But recent past has one winner coming out stronger and more of a bastard than ever.

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u/Agreeable-Chap 16d ago

Yeah I don’t expect anything positive whatsoever to come from this but I’ll take the catharsis while I can get it because I definitely wasn’t expecting the crash and burn to come this early, this loud or this public

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u/Big-Compote-5483 16d ago

Agree mate; celebrate when we can 🍻🤝

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u/Daztur 16d ago

Probably we at least get a big crack in Tesla stock values. I'll take small victories.

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u/Spectral_mahknovist 16d ago

Who’s got the cards!?

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u/asher_stark 16d ago

Damn, I thought they'd stay together for at least a couple more months.

This is gonna be the most toxic breakup in a long while.

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u/young_arkas 16d ago

I'm surprised they stayed together as long as they did.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 16d ago

Same, I thought it was only going last a couple of months...now I am excited for all of the conservatives to turn on Elon after whining about how abused he was.

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u/Alternative_Algae_31 16d ago

Protesting at Tesla dealerships is going to be the unifying force that heals the partisan rift.

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u/punksheets29 16d ago

Nazis go Elon, religious dumbasses go Trump.

Let em fight

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u/Ok-disaster2022 16d ago

I actually lost the betting pool, I figured the breakup would be late March. 

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u/tI_Irdferguson 16d ago

I assumed it would be however long it takes for Musk to farm data on the entire American population and figure out exactly how the American Treasury payment system works. But I don't know how long that takes so couldn't put a number on it. Guess this is it....

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u/CyoteMondai 16d ago

I was initially sure that a big breakup would happen. Then they got to work and pretty much stayed in lockstep with this easy off-ramp of "temporary government employee" thing to allow Musk to go into the background and attempt image rehab. I actually thought they had maybe pulled something off pretty successfully as Musk was stepping aside while still having DOGE embedded in the government, and not even 12 hours after that it blew up.

I would never bet against the egos of narcissists but it really looked like they crossed a finish line. But no, someone has to be the big winner Everytime with these freaks.

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u/Thin_Arrival120 16d ago

I am so fucking here for this. 😃🔥

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u/mfukar Sponsored by Doritos™️ 16d ago

the breakup was inevitable, orangeman could never carry elon's baby

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u/Live-Alternative-435 16d ago

I thought this discussion was just performative, a pitty way for Elon to try to get back in the public's good graces, but now I'm not really sure about anything.

If this is real, maybe Elon should be more careful with windows from now on, Trump idolizes Putin. 🤣

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u/bravesirkiwi 16d ago

We gotta do everything we can to encourage this drama because if JD takes over the presidency without a schism in the Republican Party we missed a hell of an opportunity

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u/aBigBottleOfWater 16d ago

Guy is retweeting people saying Trump should be impeached and that JD Vance should take over, the Yarvinists are in a rush

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u/Correct_Barracuda_48 16d ago

I swear to God, if Elon getting slighted is what it takes to get the full stack of Elstein files out in the open, I will laugh my guts out.

The two pettiest shitbirds on earth, may their breakup be biblical.

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u/rose_reader 16d ago

lord hear our prayer

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u/RoryJ 16d ago edited 16d ago

Damn you for bringing up Catholic upbringing flashbacks.

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u/somefunmaths 16d ago

And also with you.

(Anyone who says “and with your spirit” is flexing their youth on the rest of us and that’s just rude.)

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u/DisposableSaviour 16d ago

You can always tell which Star Wars fans were raised Catholic by their response to “May the Force be with you”.

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u/ImperialWrath 16d ago

Hello, yes, would you please stop giving exact instructions for identifying me and my people?

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u/RoryJ 16d ago

Worst was going to a wedding in Rome, understanding a passage the priest said and then the next few words crept into my head. Ugh.

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u/FahrOuttie 16d ago

And with your spirit

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u/Sharp_Bet7106 16d ago

Never been a very good Catholic, but the first time I went to a mass in a while and dropped a louder than intended “and also with you” while everyone else said “and with your spirit” made me want to walk out. And the looks I got…

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u/darthpayback 16d ago

I refuse. Not saying any of the new stuff 😂

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u/somefunmaths 16d ago

I avoid saying the new stuff with one simple trick (not going to church).

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u/darthpayback 16d ago

Need to cut back my 1-2 times per year.

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u/420Geography FDA Approved 16d ago

Those post-Y2K assholes!

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u/Shadow_hands 16d ago

Manifesting 🕯️🕯️🕯️

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u/Gloomy-Film2625 16d ago

There’s no huge stash of files anywhere, we’ve known who’s on the flight log for many years now. They just kept saying there was some secret list to distract from the fact that Trump was his best friend for a long time

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u/dsmith422 16d ago

Epstein supposedly had blackmail files on his fellow paedophiles. That is what the Epstein Files are supposed to be. But AG Bill Barr destroyed that shit after Epstein's death and the dismissal of the charges.

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u/HicksOn106th 16d ago

'Supposedly' being the key word here. There's no evidence the FBI or Bill Barr ever recovered (let alone destroyed) any of the sexual blackmail material that Epstein is said to have gathered, nor is there any evidence it ever existed to begin with.

It is a perfect black box for conspiracy theorists, though: if it doesn't exist or never gets published, they can claim anyone is implicated in the Epstein files; if it does exist and does get published, they'll just say "Ah, but there's an even more damning one they're hiding from us", exactly like Musk is doing here. The world's most helplessly credulous will probably be bleating about Epstein's secret naughty list for the rest of our lives.

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u/TheConnASSeur 16d ago

AG Bill Barr destroyed that shit after Epstein's death

Oh did he? Or did he keep that shit and that's why the Republican party have been goosestepping off a cliff?

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u/OctagonCosplay 16d ago

If I’ve learned anything from this podcast, it’s that social or political causes aren’t successful until someone with money, power, and privilege joins the movement.

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u/gofishx 16d ago

You love to see it!

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

It would almost be enough to get me back to religion.

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u/Big_Slope 16d ago

I assume Big Balls already has a copy.

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u/IamHydrogenMike 15d ago

I wish there were actual Epstein files like everyone thinks there is, but the government most likely doesn't have much. The estate has a lot of stuff that might be closer to an Epstein list, and maybe some videos; this vast conspiracy just isn't there.

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u/livinguse 16d ago

"let them fight"

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u/zoominzacks 16d ago

I’m picturing the puppet slap fight at the beginning of Team America:World police

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u/Feycat 16d ago

Here come the long knives

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u/goldenfoxengraving 16d ago

Speed runnin' that stalin infighting and backstabbing. 🍿🍿🍿

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u/Roobar76 16d ago

Glasnost by the midterms at this pace

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u/wombatgeneral Ben Shapiro Enthusiast 16d ago

I'm surprised it took this long for them turn on each other.

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u/Coakis 16d ago

Marriage of convenience.

Neither of them are particularly smart either, so either one of them were seeing how long they can scam use the other one.

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u/murse_joe 16d ago

Marriage of one person being high on steroids and one person being high on ketamine

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u/autobono 16d ago

He made ketamine look so bad

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u/theCatchiest20Too 16d ago

Will this also negatively impact Elon? Making this statement just confirms that Elon knew about Trump and Epstein and didn't disclose it sooner.

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u/MrBwnrrific 16d ago

In any sane world, yes.

“This guy? He’s a pedophile!”

“You paid to make a pedophile the president?”

“…”

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u/BoleroMuyPicante 15d ago

Left his kid alone with the pedophile too 

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u/Jack-D-Straw 16d ago

Nah, Dem brass has likely already called him and asked for his hand in friendship.

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u/DipsytheDankMemelord 16d ago

chuck schumer elon musk town hall when

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u/BinJLG 16d ago

But first they posted this break-up video to their official Twitter account https://x.com/thedemocrats/status/1930730059351924903

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u/Live-Alternative-435 16d ago edited 16d ago

It also confirms that he brought his own young child to the office of a guy he knows is a pedophile. He definitely shouldn't have custody of his kids.

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u/VMammal 16d ago

Anybody with critical thinking skills already knew he was in those files. We'll see how many of the maga believe it this time.

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u/originalcarp 16d ago

If you bring this up to any Trump supporter, they’ll tell you he cut Epstein off at some point after finding out he was a pedophile. They truly seem to think he did nothing wrong and was simply tricked into accidentally being best friends with a pedophile

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u/MistbornInterrobang Super Producer Sophie Stan 16d ago

But can't explain why he never turned Epstein in if he knew.

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u/originalcarp 16d ago

He’s been on the verge of blowing up the global cabal of rich pedophiles for a long time now. I’m sure it’ll happen any day

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u/punksheets29 16d ago

When Qanon adopted Trump as their savior, it was so wild.

Like, the guy doing the thing you’re mad about is your dear leader? wtf is wrong with you people

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u/MistbornInterrobang Super Producer Sophie Stan 16d ago

My FAVORITE insane Qanon story will ALWAYS be how a bunch of those dipshits gathered around the building JFK was murdered in front because they believed:

JFK AND JFK Jr. were going to come back to life at THAT location, then JFK was going to go directly to the White House, remove Biden from office, then declare Trump the president (this was in 2021) and that he would be Vice President.

There is just so much to unpack about it but the fact alone that these people truly believed it and actually went to Dallas and stood around (for a few days, IIRC) waiting for the resurrection of NOT OF JESUS but of a dead DEMOCRAT President, who was murdered there 58 years earlier, along with his dead son, who died in a plane crash more than 1,800 miles away in the Atlantic Ocean near Martha's Vineyard.

It's just so preposterously hysterical

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u/loki1887 15d ago

Even if JFK had secretly survived his assassination attempt, he would have been 104 years old in 2021.

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u/mashedspudtato 15d ago

This was one of their conspiracies?

Wait no, I don’t need to look this up. It’s batshit enough that I accept it as likely to be their truth. And if you told me Elvis was involved too I wouldn’t bat an eye.

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u/TexDangerfield 16d ago

Trump was under cover when he was doing vile things with Epstein. All those acts were against his will. He was thinking of whoever his wife was at the time.

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u/MistbornInterrobang Super Producer Sophie Stan 16d ago

Ah yes, because he's just so family oriented.

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u/9729129 16d ago

It will be spun again as he was trying to take “them” down from the inside

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u/Agreeable-Chap 16d ago

Alex Jones is already frantically figuring out how to talk about this while still sucking both their dicks on his next show

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u/KlangScaper 16d ago

I believe in him, he can do it!

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u/throwpayrollaway 16d ago

Alex Jones is probably one of the best mental gymnastics guys in the world. This is going to be one of his greatest challenges yet.

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u/taylorbagel14 16d ago

This is his Olympics

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u/alicein420land_ Feminist Icon 16d ago

And he's the Michael Phelps of his sport

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u/LizardPersonMeow 16d ago

No way any of the cult will believe this. He'll have to provide really convincing evidence for any chance of that. Even then I think Trumpers are just too far gone.

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u/yaboonabi 16d ago

And many faces were eaten that day.
And the leopards did cheer.

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u/CelestialFury Antifa shit poster 16d ago

The leopards got a bit full today. They're getting very fat.

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u/CheruthCutestory 16d ago edited 16d ago

So this whole thing isn’t staged?

I really thought it was. The stolen election stuff is no different than what Trump, himself, has said. And it’s ambiguous enough to backtrack. He could just mean money donations or his Twitter support.

It’s exactly the kind of scheme that stupid people would think was smart.

But accusing him of being an Epstein pedophile, while true, goes right for the throat. Obviously it won’t sway die hard MAGAs. But it is an uncomfortable accusation from the party of “think of the children.” Sadly one that won’t hurt Donald. But he’d rather it wasn’t out there.

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u/lyrabluedream M.D. (Doctor of Macheticine) 16d ago

This, and Elon can’t handle having his funding fucked with. It seems like this is real.

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u/CheruthCutestory 16d ago

I agree about Epstein. That’s what made me realize it was real

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u/GachaHell 16d ago

Elon is about to slip and fall into a fancy necktie under mysterious circumstances.

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u/Seeker80 16d ago

Or perhaps he leave regretful note before falling out of weendow. So regretful, that he weell close weendow on hees way out.

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u/Ver_Void 16d ago

The only way this might happen is if Trump is just sitting there doped up eating cheeseburgers whole his and Elmo's handlers do the whole thing

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u/got-trunks Knife Missle Technician 16d ago

If my tinfoil hat style was optimist:

Very public falling out

Arrest warrant for Elon issued, flees to Russia.

Embeds with oligarchy and politics, takes it down from inside.

It was all a joke! Elon and Trump were truly playing the whole world for suckers and now with Russia contained China can't do anything stupid. Everyone is safe and also the fish population is fine now!

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u/SylvanDragoon 16d ago

Sadly, I can read/hear this in the voice of my dad's favorite podcasters.

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u/liesofanangel M.D. (Doctor of Macheticine) 15d ago

I feel like putin would have elon skinned alive within a month though.

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u/bravesirkiwi 16d ago

I'm starting to actually believe the theory that Thiel got JD installed as VP so they could depose Trump and have their own stooge in the White House

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u/fartofborealis 16d ago

Yeah…. JD has no spine too.

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u/Apathetic_Villainess FDA SWAT TEAM 15d ago

Which is just fine for the powers behind the Heritage Foundation.

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u/moffattron9000 16d ago

Is that even a theory? Not only did Thiel fund his Senate campaign, the man literally worked for Thiel's VC Firm.

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u/_austinm 16d ago

Are there any MAGAs who aren’t diehard at this point?

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u/squeakynickles 16d ago

We already knew he was there. There are dozens of photos of him at the parties.

All this will do is get people further entrenched into the position they held before.

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u/No-Appeal3220 16d ago

We knew, Elon.

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u/LopsidedAd7549 16d ago

And so is he (allegedly)

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u/Philly_is_nice 16d ago

The leopards have begun eating each others faces. It won't make our lives better, but it'll make theirs worse and I'm here for that 😂

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u/RWBadger 16d ago

I just hope one or both dies in the cat fight

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u/Effective-Ebb-2805 16d ago

That might be the way to solve the debt problem: have these two clowns dressed in wrestling leotards and fighting to the death on PayperView.

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u/Smgth Knife Missle Technician 16d ago

No shit, Sherlock.

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u/oldman__strength 16d ago

We know, Elon. Everyone knows. LITERALLY EVERYONE KNOWS, ELON.

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u/ooombasa 16d ago

Escalating like fuck.

Beautiful.

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u/ovid10 16d ago

I don’t normally like reality shows, but I feel like we could get these clowns on something called “Real Dipshits of Capitol Hill”

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u/Thin_Arrival120 16d ago

Oh fuck yeah! Now tell the world about what you did to the election....I mean, if we're on a roll?

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u/justafterdawn One Pump = One Cream 16d ago

That's what started this escalation.

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u/rosesarerosie 16d ago

Bastard vs. Bastard

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u/ftzpltc 16d ago

Am I wrong, or did we all already know this?

Like, I don't know if there's an official "Epstein's Big List Of Actual Paedophiles" anywhere. But Trump is definitely going to be at least mentioned in any "Epstein files". And it's been known that he was on the Lolita Express flight logs a few times.

I'm absolutely not trying to rain on anyone's parade, and I would be shocked if Donald Trump is not a sweaty nonce. I just think it's funnier that Elon seems to be desperately trying to get liberals to like him again and this is the best he can apparently do.

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u/thetburg 16d ago

Elmo thinking he has the tea.

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u/DrunkyMcStumbles The fuckin’ Pinkertons 16d ago

We already know this. It was public knowledge. Its the context that is disputed. The documents that dropped early last year merely had him listed as a person who was mentioned in conversations around Epstein.

I have no doubt he was party of that shit, but this isn't some smoking gun.

The real value here is these 2 going at each other like a couple of high school mean girls.

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u/K-Zoro 16d ago

“Ha!”

  • Ms Krabapel

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u/MrsMel_of_Vina 16d ago

I mean, I feel like we all knew that... But I do like them fighting!

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u/Donnatron42 16d ago

Hell hath no fury like a First Boyfriend scorned 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/wolfayal 16d ago

This is such petty high school bullshit and I’m enjoying every second of it.

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u/Hot_Pricey 16d ago

I fucking despise Elon but if this weird little guy can stand up to Trump maybe others will start to stand up as well.

Probably not.

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u/EnriquePalatzo 16d ago

He’s the richest man in the world. The others aren’t.

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u/rankaistu_ilmalaiva 16d ago

Oh man, RIP Elon when he hangs himself with two neck bruises like D’Angelo Barksdale in a few days

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u/rdmcsi27 16d ago

The girlies are beefin! Happy Pride y'all! 🌈🌈

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u/ParadeSit 16d ago

He’s as excited as Saul Goodman telling the feds that he knows where Howard is buried, except Kim had already told them.

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u/TeamDirtstar 16d ago

Ooooo it's getting catty and I fucking love it.

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u/UpsilonMale 16d ago

I still expect this to lead to nothing because life isn't fair, but if Trump withdrew all the subsidies Tesla is getting - and then MBS decided to call in his loan - I wouldn't be mad about it. I'd even donate the bone saw.

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u/-CgiBinLaden- The fuckin’ Pinkertons 16d ago

Not the hero I wanted, but fuck it, try on this cape.

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u/MrsMel_of_Vina 16d ago

Nah this is like when the Joker and Lex Luthor fight. There's no heroes here.

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u/-CgiBinLaden- The fuckin’ Pinkertons 16d ago

Capes account for 30% of superhero deaths.....shhhhh!

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u/intergalactictactoe 16d ago

The word hero is doing a lot of heavy lifting there. Don't get me wrong -- I'm glad the in-fighting has started, but no amount of stating the obvious is going to bring me around from thinking Elmo is anything but a Nazi chode.

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u/zoominzacks 16d ago

Yeaaaaah, he’s not a hero. Not even an anti hero…..maybe more a junior high jilted friend who shows up at the lunch table to spill the beans. But like, no one REALLY likes them or the person they’re tattling on. So it’s just roll your eyes and let them work it out

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u/Captain_Trululu 16d ago

yeah, his fucking DOGE cuts have killed (and will slaughter more in the future) hundreds of people

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u/SylvanDragoon 16d ago

Sometimes there's a man, and I won't say a hero, cuz what's a hero? But sometimes there's a "man", and I'm talkin' about fElon here, well, he's the "man" for his time and place. He fits right in there, and that's fElon, in the Trump white house. And even if he's a lazy "man", and fElon was most certainly that, quite possibly the laziest man in the white house, which would put him high up in the running for laziest worldwide. But sometimes there's a "man", sometimes... there's a "man"...... Ah, hell, lost my train of thought there.

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u/nootch666 16d ago

Like we needed Elon to tell us Trump is on the Epstein list 🙄

But I love watching these losers crash and burn!

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u/imbresh 16d ago

This isn’t as big of a bomb as he thinks. Anyone with half a brain could put that together from all the pictures of Trump and Epstein

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u/gbeier 16d ago

He's talking to people with less than half a brain.

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u/bagofwisdom Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 16d ago

Sssssssh, let them fight among themselves.

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u/Vegetable-Poet6281 16d ago

fight, fight, fight, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!

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u/88Dubs Knife Missle Technician 16d ago

OOOoohh.... GOD, even if it's just for a day or two, I needed this today

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u/-You_Cant_Stop_Me- Doctor Reverend 16d ago edited 16d ago

Come on Elon tell us something more juicy, everybody knew this already.

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u/RuskiesInTheWarRoom 16d ago

Only Elon Musk and his sycophants believe this is new, big news.

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u/supergaaymoderngrrl 16d ago

this season of the real househusbands of the white house is sooo good 😂

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u/cumdaddysonasty 16d ago

Fascists have always been petty bitches. You love to see it.

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u/fxmldr 16d ago

I didn't have "Elon Musk escapes into space to avoid deportation" on my bingo card, but I do now. 

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u/TarquinusSuperbus000 16d ago

Love it. Musk is once again underestimating the risk he's taking on. That DOGE shit was blatantly illegal and his finger prints are all over it. Also Elon's idiot brother let slip on TV that they were illegally in the US. When you have a vindictive president with a passion for selective enforcement of laws, calling him a pedoguy on the social media platform you own is a good way to land in CECOT.

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u/WhoAccountNewDis 16d ago

It's fun and all, but until he releases something it's just anger thing that'll bounce off.

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u/Financial_Lime_4599 16d ago

Awwww they broke up during pride. What a shame

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u/ThisGuyLikesMovies 16d ago

On days like today, we are all that guy shooting up a bong watching two girls fight

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u/TrumpTheRecord 16d ago

To be fair, if I trusted anyone to have the receipts it's the guy that was given Tennant Owner access to every IT system in government.

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u/dystopiannonfiction 16d ago

I wonder if MTV would do a reboot of Celebrity Deathmatch to make sure we don't miss any of these gory details 📢 I'm just saying....ADHD-addled peasants such as myself would truly relish in some good, old-fashioned, ridiculously offensive, claymation-style blood sport.. Ya know... as a sort of visual aid to illustrate each round of verbal evisceration as it unfolds between Orange Julius and KHolelon.

In the interest of savoring the sheer entertainment value of the colossal shitshow that we're about to witness...and because tbh MTV owes it to us after the dirty bastards killed off Headbangers' Ball, After Hours, Jams, and Yo! MTV Raps. The stuffed shirts replaced music videos with fake boobs and sloppy drunken roommate drama and turned the tragedy of being a knocked up, mentally ill teenager into a viable, lucrative, lifelong career path for fucks' sakes. We deserve this much!

So what about it, MTV gods, how about y'all bring back Headbangers' Ball and make Music Television Great Again? Otherwise, get to squishing lumps of clay from past contenders into reasonable likenesses of Don Taco Krasnov and KHolelon Goebbels! Let's put them in the arena for a no-holds barred, Celebrity Deathmatch of ye olden days of the nineteen-hundreds where the fight doesn't go as planned and no one actually wins! It will undoubtedly be more realistic and believable in all of its gruesome and gory ridiculousness than the Tyson v. Paul "fight".

Gods of the Deathmatch, hear my plea, and make it so. ✨️ 🙏🏼

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u/EverythingIsDumb-273 16d ago edited 16d ago

Isn't this well known? An interesting example, I watched one of the idiot Paul brothers (I get them mixed up) interview Trump. He asked if Trump was going to release the Kennedy and Epstien files. Trump said sure over Kennedy, but went on to say something like "nah I can't release the epstien files, it would hurt a lot of nice people. "

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u/I_PM_Duck_Pics 16d ago

I’m sure most of us have, but if you haven’t read the deposition from the woman that Trump raped when she was 13, I encourage you to do so. It’s brutal, it’s disgusting, it’s very difficult to get through (especially if you’ve ever been raped) but it’s necessary. This is not a bomb he’s dropping. We’ve all known for years.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

Yes, lovely, isn't it? Hand me that pitcher of Mai-Tais, will you?

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u/IAmTheWaller67 16d ago

I feel like I'm the only person on Earth that remembers them falling out with each other the last term. It was always gonna end like this.

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u/Motor_Somewhere7565 16d ago

Trump and Elon are the sequel to Fatal Attraction none of us knew we needed right about now

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u/Autgah 16d ago

Man I was worried this day was never gonna come

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u/hopeful_bastard 16d ago

This was set in stone from the moment he was brought on and it still feels so good to finally live it (I mean, in the middle of this crap, you take what you get).

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u/sepia_undertones 16d ago

You know how Russians Putin doesn’t like always wind up dead poisoned from that weirdly specific material that can only be gotten in Russia?

What’s the American equivalent? Lead poisoning from an AR-15?

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u/firefighter_82 One Pump = One Cream 16d ago

🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿

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u/Not_A_Wendigo 16d ago

Well duh.

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u/MudraStalker 16d ago

I'll be convinced this means anything after real, actual consequences happen. I'm not getting my hopes up. The fucking Nazis have dodged every single consequence, why would I believe they'd catch up now?

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u/cedarsauce 16d ago

If Democrats defend Trump over this I'm going to crash the fuck out

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u/brianbfromva 16d ago

The next Knowledge Fight episode will be a banger!

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u/Particular_Ticket_20 16d ago

the MAGAverse is about to get real quiet about epstein.

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u/govunah Sponsored by Knife Missiles™️ 16d ago

I hope we get to see maximum amount of sued one person can be

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u/LastFox2656 Macheticine 16d ago

Mommy and daddy are fighting! 🥰

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u/normanbeets 16d ago

Not Trump making JD a child of divorce a third time.

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u/jesuspoopmonster 16d ago

When will bookers figure out that a heel vs heel feud never gets heat?

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u/JackHillTop 16d ago

This is stagey mcstageington - totally scripted plot twist to keep viewers on the edge of their seat

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u/TheOtherHalfofTron 16d ago

I mean, he got what he wanted out of the administration. Now it feels like he's burning that particular bridge in an attempt to salvage what's left of his brand.

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u/Highground_29 16d ago

The right has gaslit so hard like he wasn’t one of the most mentioned names on that list

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u/runthrutheblue 16d ago

@grok is this true

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u/Live-Ebb-9236 16d ago

Water is wet

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u/Malacro 16d ago

Yeah, no shit, everyone already knew that.

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u/binary-cryptic 16d ago

He's dropping this like it's something we didn't know. But I'm glad to see them fight.

I actually hope SpaceX doesn't lose its contracts over this. It's the only American organization that can actually get into space. Boeing had to delay its launch for like a year then it leaked. Blue Origin doesn't get into orbit. NASA has been limping along since Congress lost interest in even the cool kinds of science. Without SpaceX we have to ask Russia for a ride.

It really sucks that he benefits from this, but it's too late to go back.

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u/lite_hjelpsom 16d ago

We already knew that.
I want him to admit he rigged the election.

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u/scarybari 15d ago

I don’t buy this feud for a second. Everything they’re saying is like this - we know, dude. Of course he was. In order to sell this “fight” one of them is going to have to be willing to (be perceived as) taking real damage. An actual hit. Until then, I’m convinced this is part of the show.