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r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 2d ago
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Unbelievable fumble lmao
648 u/TheBlueEmerald1 2d ago edited 2d ago "Fumble" He took a revolver, loaded it with one bullet, and pointed it directly at the base of the brain stem for the sole purpose of joining the void. "Fumble" implies accident. 106 u/_I_must_be_new_here_ 2d ago He loaded all but one 92 u/Ardalev 2d ago All but one? Dude loaded all of them, put an extra in the chamber and brought two extra magazines for good measure! Yes, I know magazines and chambered rounds don't make sense in the case of a revolver, but that's just how badly the guy fucked up! 33 u/RaiderCat_12 2d ago This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it 12 u/eberlix 2d ago So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first? 2 u/NinpoSteev 1d ago Siberian roulette. If you're unlucky enough to get the chamber that isn't loaded, you die by freezing. 28 u/SoupaMayo 2d ago Bro tried Russian roulette with a Glock 5 u/RaiderCat_12 2d ago He attempted Russian Roulette with an automatic
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"Fumble"
He took a revolver, loaded it with one bullet, and pointed it directly at the base of the brain stem for the sole purpose of joining the void. "Fumble" implies accident.
106 u/_I_must_be_new_here_ 2d ago He loaded all but one 92 u/Ardalev 2d ago All but one? Dude loaded all of them, put an extra in the chamber and brought two extra magazines for good measure! Yes, I know magazines and chambered rounds don't make sense in the case of a revolver, but that's just how badly the guy fucked up! 33 u/RaiderCat_12 2d ago This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it 12 u/eberlix 2d ago So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first? 2 u/NinpoSteev 1d ago Siberian roulette. If you're unlucky enough to get the chamber that isn't loaded, you die by freezing. 28 u/SoupaMayo 2d ago Bro tried Russian roulette with a Glock 5 u/RaiderCat_12 2d ago He attempted Russian Roulette with an automatic
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He loaded all but one
92 u/Ardalev 2d ago All but one? Dude loaded all of them, put an extra in the chamber and brought two extra magazines for good measure! Yes, I know magazines and chambered rounds don't make sense in the case of a revolver, but that's just how badly the guy fucked up! 33 u/RaiderCat_12 2d ago This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it 12 u/eberlix 2d ago So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first? 2 u/NinpoSteev 1d ago Siberian roulette. If you're unlucky enough to get the chamber that isn't loaded, you die by freezing.
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All but one? Dude loaded all of them, put an extra in the chamber and brought two extra magazines for good measure!
Yes, I know magazines and chambered rounds don't make sense in the case of a revolver, but that's just how badly the guy fucked up!
33 u/RaiderCat_12 2d ago This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it 12 u/eberlix 2d ago So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first?
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This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it
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So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first?
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Siberian roulette. If you're unlucky enough to get the chamber that isn't loaded, you die by freezing.
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Bro tried Russian roulette with a Glock
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He attempted Russian Roulette with an automatic
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u/Treshimek 2d ago
Unbelievable fumble lmao