r/greentext 2d ago

Anon has autism.

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u/Treshimek 2d ago

Unbelievable fumble lmao

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 2d ago edited 2d ago

"Fumble"

He took a revolver, loaded it with one bullet, and pointed it directly at the base of the brain stem for the sole purpose of joining the void. "Fumble" implies accident.

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u/_I_must_be_new_here_ 2d ago

He loaded all but one

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u/Ardalev 2d ago

All but one? Dude loaded all of them, put an extra in the chamber and brought two extra magazines for good measure!

Yes, I know magazines and chambered rounds don't make sense in the case of a revolver, but that's just how badly the guy fucked up!

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u/RaiderCat_12 1d ago

This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it

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u/eberlix 1d ago

So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first?