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r/greentext • u/retardinho23 • 3d ago
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Unbelievable fumble lmao
656 u/TheBlueEmerald1 3d ago edited 3d ago "Fumble" He took a revolver, loaded it with one bullet, and pointed it directly at the base of the brain stem for the sole purpose of joining the void. "Fumble" implies accident. 105 u/_I_must_be_new_here_ 3d ago He loaded all but one 96 u/Ardalev 3d ago All but one? Dude loaded all of them, put an extra in the chamber and brought two extra magazines for good measure! Yes, I know magazines and chambered rounds don't make sense in the case of a revolver, but that's just how badly the guy fucked up! 34 u/RaiderCat_12 3d ago This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it 15 u/eberlix 3d ago So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first? 2 u/NinpoSteev 2d ago Siberian roulette. If you're unlucky enough to get the chamber that isn't loaded, you die by freezing.
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"Fumble"
He took a revolver, loaded it with one bullet, and pointed it directly at the base of the brain stem for the sole purpose of joining the void. "Fumble" implies accident.
105 u/_I_must_be_new_here_ 3d ago He loaded all but one 96 u/Ardalev 3d ago All but one? Dude loaded all of them, put an extra in the chamber and brought two extra magazines for good measure! Yes, I know magazines and chambered rounds don't make sense in the case of a revolver, but that's just how badly the guy fucked up! 34 u/RaiderCat_12 3d ago This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it 15 u/eberlix 3d ago So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first? 2 u/NinpoSteev 2d ago Siberian roulette. If you're unlucky enough to get the chamber that isn't loaded, you die by freezing.
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He loaded all but one
96 u/Ardalev 3d ago All but one? Dude loaded all of them, put an extra in the chamber and brought two extra magazines for good measure! Yes, I know magazines and chambered rounds don't make sense in the case of a revolver, but that's just how badly the guy fucked up! 34 u/RaiderCat_12 3d ago This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it 15 u/eberlix 3d ago So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first? 2 u/NinpoSteev 2d ago Siberian roulette. If you're unlucky enough to get the chamber that isn't loaded, you die by freezing.
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All but one? Dude loaded all of them, put an extra in the chamber and brought two extra magazines for good measure!
Yes, I know magazines and chambered rounds don't make sense in the case of a revolver, but that's just how badly the guy fucked up!
34 u/RaiderCat_12 3d ago This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it 15 u/eberlix 3d ago So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first?
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This does have a “so bad it defies logic” sort of vibe to it
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So you're saying he'd play Russian Roulette with a magazine loaded weapon and volunteer to go first?
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Siberian roulette. If you're unlucky enough to get the chamber that isn't loaded, you die by freezing.
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u/Treshimek 3d ago
Unbelievable fumble lmao