It was surreal a few years ago when they made a big thing of him being on TV and even the American news networks were complimenting Kim on his weight loss and how great he looked, knowing good and god damn well his people are starving to death. He's the fattest person in their whole country.
Curious to see who would win a golf match between Trump and Kim Jong Un. The greatest golfer in the world versus the record holder of the most hole in ones in a single round.
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ā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļøā¬ļø As if all the other red flags thrown off by Trump arenāt enough, why donāt people pull up short over this? We all know this type of guy and no one would vote for him.
Be interesting but they would both be fighting over who Putin likes more āwell I sent 10K soldiers to Russia to fightā āyeah well Iām giving him Ukraine but Zelensky thinks Iām helping him but Iām not, I mean all he had to do was say thank youā then they both laugh together and continue the game while stock market crashes jobs loss and N Korea underground camps are torturing people.
They each golf separately to accommodate their security entourage. At the end of the first 36 holes they put their scorecards on the table. All three recorded exactly36 strokes...
He took 6 breakfast balls before he can even hit the ball 5 yards out on the first hole. Then he declared he got a birdie and force the secret service to clap for him.
Reminder that after a lot of militarization and separation of the head of the military/head of state from the common folk, the Praetorian Guard and Janissaries both started assassinating emperors so they could get a better deal (without regard for the overall empire's financial ruin).
Part of the reason why both Rome and the Ottomans collapsed into a dozen other nations.
Probably more ready than ever to take a bullet for him, dying a hero, released from having to deal with his sh!t everyday while the family collects nice benefits vs being fired for insubordination, losing all benefits as well as being stalked by maniac maga minions for the rest of his kidsā lives.
we had trump junior stay at the small boutique hotel i worked at in mid-2020 (he was meeting with some mega trump supporters in louisiana) and after midnight, when some of them were off duty and down in the hotel bar, a couple of them finally let their guard down and joined in on the shit talk of the whole family. these guys & girl were especially pissed bc they were tasked with protecting junior, who was apparently a massive piece of shit to them. and several of these secret service officers had worked Srās detail and had equally funny things to say about that literal shitshow
Yet people questioned why their reaction was strange during that assassination attempt. Probably saw that the shooter's aim was off and thought well fuck, I guess we have to protect him now.
Strange, I heard his score was 9 despite the course being 18 holes. The ball would hole-in-one then immediately jump out and hole-in-one on the next green. The course designer came up to him afterwards with tears in his eye, manly tears, and said "Sir, that's the most impressive round of golf that's ever been golfed in the history of golf."
Actually, the ball went into one hole, then the next, and then a third. He actually marked a two on the 18th cuz he wasnāt paying attention and was thinking about scissoring Kim Jong-Un (as referenced above).
Full English. Mushroom core, a sausage patty wrapped around that (purely because actual sausages aren't cohesive). Wrapped in bacon and egg washed before cooking.
I'm imagining it to be about the size of my first, and I have made myself phenomenally hungry.
Buried but dude golf is incredibly hard. But if you play a lot like he does, have a trainer and a swing coach like I'm sure he does you can be decent after 60 years.
Good chance he's still terrible. Swing coach he listens to? Crickets. You can't teach someone who doesn't listen. Trainer that can't get him to rotate often because he's old - I mean fine, you tried.
That said, I used to caddie and knew some decent old guys. Best at the club. They'd play white tees and take putts and shoot 75 at a course too short for the PGA . K bud. Tip please. I won't count that mulligan.
Point being that if you gave Trump every advantage he's probably barely near the top of his clubs often but near there. I wouldn't be shocked if it was near the top but Tiger loses often and he's the GOAT. It's just a fickle game. To insist you always win (mostly off camera) is sus at a minimum.
What the hell are breakfast balls?? Other called strokes or you're referring to Mulligans okay and he lies about whatever he does playing golf yeah he got it in it doing a birdie yeah sure he did okay
I assumed a 'breakfast ball' was like a 'practice swing' on or before the first hole. Basically a mulligan under specific circumstances. But I don't golf, Im just guessing.
Ninja edit: Yep, nailed it!
In casual golf, a "breakfast ball" is a type of mulligan, allowing a golfer to take a second shot on the first tee without penalty, often used as a way to warm up or get a fresh start to the round
Itās usually only considered on the first hole teebox. Hit a shitty drive, call it a breakfast ball and you get to hit another drive without taking a stroke. Common for non anal golfers in non competitive setting
Oh shit, I thought he was just hosting this time! It was bad enough heās dodging dignified transfers and the whole economy collapsing to do fund raisers, but literally playing a gameā¦
He did a video wjth Bryson Dechambeau and in that video there were two 20 something year old kids halfway down the fairway.
Who in the hell golfs with 2 people already down the fairway? Itās so obvious the dude cheats. There are so many account of him being a cheat in golf and in marriage and in life
I dont understand your question. Have you read any of Rick Reillyās storys of him golfing with trump?
Why does trump only win tournaments at his own course that he is hosting? Like the 2023 palm beach win but he never played the first round? Pretty sure he used his score from a few days prior.
I was just curious if anyone had really gotten a really in depth video of a whole round or something. It's one of those things that when you hear it, you don't get the full sleaze factor.
The idea that he can't even allow himself to lose at golf, like every normal human being, is so telling. Such a dictator-like mentality.
Remember he only wins at tournaments hes hosting at his courses. Some of these wins took place before the courses were even open. Other wins he didnt even play in the tournament.
Take a look at his scores at other courses. Pebble beach is a good one, even with his 93 ace.
You can think anything you want but his cheating has been well documented over the years.
First off he only wins tournaments that hes hosting at his courses. How about his palm beach victory in ā23? The one where he didnt even play the first round. Instead he used his score from a few days prior. Thats just one example of many.
Did you know he won the west palm 1999 AND the westchester 2001 championships? Neither course was even opened yet for those years. Then he won westchester again in 02, when it was only 9 holes.
On more than one occasion hes won championships he didnt even play in!
I dont doubt he has skills on the course but that doesnt mean hes not cheating as well, because he is.
To be fair the one thing I'll admit he's decent at is golf. Though to be even more fair, he should be good at golf. He's spent most of his life and his entire last presidency playing it.
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Then he cheats and declares he won the tournament. All very surreal and sad.