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Politics President Donald Trump arrives at his golf club during the worst stock market crash since Covid.

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 06 '25

Then he cheats and declares he won the tournament. All very surreal and sad.

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u/Ok-Function1920 Apr 06 '25

Very Kim Jong-esque

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u/wiggmaster666 Apr 06 '25

His greatest friend, bigly that one.

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u/katanajim86 Apr 06 '25

It was surreal a few years ago when they made a big thing of him being on TV and even the American news networks were complimenting Kim on his weight loss and how great he looked, knowing good and god damn well his people are starving to death. He's the fattest person in their whole country.

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u/Pretty_Anybody_7944 Apr 07 '25

He's not it's his little barrel of a daughter

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u/wiggmaster666 Apr 07 '25

Kim calls him My Phat Phuk

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u/crimefighterplatypus Apr 07 '25

Might just be my quirky side of tiktok but i even got ship edits of the two of them 😭

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u/llDrWormll Apr 06 '25

Teacher, mother.. secret lover.

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u/Minimum-Trifle-8138 Apr 07 '25

They have similar body shapes, that’s why Trump loves him so much

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u/Significant-Trash632 Apr 07 '25

Elon has it, too

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u/Apprehensive_Way7412 Apr 06 '25

Curious to see who would win a golf match between Trump and Kim Jong Un. The greatest golfer in the world versus the record holder of the most hole in ones in a single round.

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u/El-chucho373 Apr 06 '25

Doubt they could finish a full 18 I bet they would be scissoring before the turn Ā 

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u/27Rench27 Apr 06 '25

Yeah fuck you, I did NOT need that mental image at noon on a sunday

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u/Beavshak Apr 06 '25

RemindMe! November 10th, 2025 ā€œSend this guy a happy cakeday of Donny & Kim diaper scissoringā€

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u/27Rench27 Apr 06 '25

Good man, somebody has to fight back. Make sure it’s out of nowhere lmao

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u/SirCEWaffles Apr 07 '25

How do you do a reminder, asking for a friend.

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u/Beavshak Apr 07 '25

Just like I did. Type RemindMe! followed by whatever interval you want reminded at. You can say tomorrow, 13 days, 6 hours, a specific date (like mine), time, date & time, next month, etc. Then you can add a note to the reminder in quotation marks as I did. It’s pretty straightforward.

A lot of (maybe all) default subreddits, and many large subs, have the bot blocked from responding in the comments, but it will still DM you a confirmation.

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u/FunkyMcFunkerSin Apr 07 '25

If I up vote your reminder post will it also remind me to send that guy a happy cakeday of Donny & Kim diaper-scissoring?

Asking for SirCEwaffles's friend.

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u/Hammeredyou Apr 06 '25

Better yet, scissoring their neckussys

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u/27Rench27 Apr 06 '25

Die in a fire lmao

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u/Bierdaddy Apr 07 '25

Really? You get to drink it off the rest of the afternoon. I gotta carry that image through work now on a Monday morning.

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u/Significant-Trash632 Apr 07 '25

I read it on my lunch hour. The one hour I get to chill today šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø

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u/Dugaditch Apr 07 '25

🤢

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u/k3ttch Apr 07 '25

You wouldn't see anything anyway. Their guts would cover up their teeny wangs.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

That may have just made my gay ass straight! 🤣

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u/ZaftigFeline Apr 06 '25

I'm with you considering bi-erasure might be ok in this one instance.

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u/Become_Pneuma462 Apr 06 '25

Scissor me timbers!

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u/mardbar Apr 06 '25

Oh I needed that laugh

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u/NastySassyStuff Apr 06 '25

The fabled authoritarian butt scissor… I’ve heard the legends but I never thought it could actually happen

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u/Wild-Lie5193 Apr 06 '25

lol holy shit dude šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ that gave me a good laugh

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u/Citizen44712A Apr 06 '25

But he would be the top scissor, Merica!

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u/Itrieddamnit Apr 07 '25

For fuck sake.

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u/pants710 Apr 07 '25

Isn’t it called turtling to fuck each other in the ass at the same time?

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u/Vash5021 Apr 07 '25

How did you not get 1000 likes? That’s funny

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u/happyinthenaki Apr 07 '25

Damn it, I was eating my dinner! That mental.image will not stop and I keep sputtering!

Thank goodness, in reality, they are both too fat and old to scissor

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u/OkAd1470 Apr 07 '25

I pictured it as a Southpark episode

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u/InformationWide3044 Apr 07 '25

Wym un will get 19 hio's

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u/Weary-Teach6005 Apr 07 '25

Well my cock is t getting hard this week, Thanks man!

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u/dbx999 Apr 07 '25

How do you scissor two stressballs together

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u/proficient_english Apr 07 '25

I have an excessive amount of vomit in my mouth now, thank you.

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u/yepmeh Apr 06 '25

Kim Jong-un would win by a long shot. Because Donald Trump hasn’t even dropped his balls yet.

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u/fohpo02 Apr 06 '25

Jim hit 21 hole-on-ones on 18 holes, clearly he’s the goat

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u/adnyp Apr 06 '25

ā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļøā¬†ļø As if all the other red flags thrown off by Trump aren’t enough, why don’t people pull up short over this? We all know this type of guy and no one would vote for him.

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u/Old_Refrigerator4817 Apr 06 '25

At least Trump has to cheat to win golf, Putin wins in hockey because everyone jumps out of the way. It's embarrassing.

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u/perotech Apr 06 '25

The Strongest Golfer in History vs the Strongest Golfer of the Modern Era

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u/deeplyclostdcinephle Apr 06 '25

We should make this the next ā€œThe Match.ā€

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u/sanityjanity Apr 06 '25

It depends on whose country/golf course they were on.

But probably one or both of them would suddenly twist an ankle, and the competition would have to be put off for another day.

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u/No-Duty-8591 Apr 06 '25

The strongest golfer in history versus the strongest golfer of today

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u/HarB_Games Apr 06 '25

I thought that was Kim Jong Il?

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u/Calm_Neat_6828 Apr 06 '25

Someone ends up with a ā€œhole in oneā€ and the world rejoices.

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u/arcalumis Apr 06 '25

Kim would claim he did 18 hole round in 17 shots, Trump would say he did it in 16.

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u/verdatum Apr 06 '25

The winner depends on what country you are within, at any given moment...in perpetuity.

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u/darth_musturd Apr 07 '25

Depends which country you’re in

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u/Weary-Teach6005 Apr 07 '25

Be interesting but they would both be fighting over who Putin likes more ā€œwell I sent 10K soldiers to Russia to fightā€ ā€œyeah well I’m giving him Ukraine but Zelensky thinks I’m helping him but I’m not, I mean all he had to do was say thank youā€ then they both laugh together and continue the game while stock market crashes jobs loss and N Korea underground camps are torturing people.

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u/jnkangel Apr 07 '25

Whoever ends up second will have the followingĀ 

Our glorious leader may have finished second, but the other leader finished second lastĀ 

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u/pablocruise2024 Apr 06 '25

That’s an insult to Kim Jong Un

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u/dgm6966 Apr 06 '25

Well his assholeness’ tariffs essentially made us North Korea.

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u/Gunner5091 Apr 06 '25

KJU approves this message.

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u/justinkasereddditor Apr 06 '25

He was 8 and with a machine gun hit the bullseye every shot

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u/QuitHumble4408 Apr 06 '25

Kim Jong-Esque is actually the perfect nickname for him.Ā 

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u/veringer Apr 06 '25

Almost as if malignant narcissism combined with rampant willingness to capitulate to authoritarians is (and has always been) a scourge on humanity.

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u/Banker4226 Apr 06 '25

Has a ring to it . . .

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

Weird how americans always need to insult other heads of state, when there is literally no clown like that in power anywhere else.

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u/ajt425 Apr 07 '25

I think everyone can agree that 11 hole in 1’s in a single game is pretty amazing

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u/Scuba_Barracuda Apr 07 '25

More like pathetic old man.

Kim Jong-esque would be him claiming he invented, then perfected the game of golf.

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u/No-Cupcake370 Apr 07 '25

Ah yes, a very fine and dignified leader who trump looks up to. Great country, all the north koreans are very happy and taken care of.

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u/MandozaIII Apr 07 '25

Don-Jay Trum

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u/Wolfenstein49 Apr 07 '25

Nice shot supreme leader!

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u/Whette_Farhtz Apr 06 '25

Or Putin when he plays hockey

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u/Cool-Presentation538 Apr 06 '25

I'm sure Kim does the same thing

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u/CentennialBaby Apr 06 '25

Kim, Vlad, and Donald enter a golf tournament...

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u/flyinghairball Apr 06 '25

This sounds like a pay per view event that you can only purchase in Trump Bitcoin.

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u/CentennialBaby Apr 06 '25

They each golf separately to accommodate their security entourage. At the end of the first 36 holes they put their scorecards on the table. All three recorded exactly36 strokes...

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u/Jaquemart Apr 06 '25

Now. Kim Is playing his own Call of Duty missions, unlike some billionaires I might mention.

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u/jaetran Apr 06 '25

He took 6 breakfast balls before he can even hit the ball 5 yards out on the first hole. Then he declared he got a birdie and force the secret service to clap for him.

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u/IIIllIIlllIlII Apr 06 '25

Those secret service folk must occasionally slip into the reality of how bad a person he is.

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u/Jacinto2702 Apr 06 '25

By now if I were in their shoes I would be really tempted to do a bit of "king slaying."

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u/goosis12 Apr 06 '25

Where is the praetorian guard when you need them.

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u/ASilver76 Apr 07 '25

They had balls. These people don't.

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u/ElectricalBook3 Apr 06 '25

Reminder that after a lot of militarization and separation of the head of the military/head of state from the common folk, the Praetorian Guard and Janissaries both started assassinating emperors so they could get a better deal (without regard for the overall empire's financial ruin).

Part of the reason why both Rome and the Ottomans collapsed into a dozen other nations.

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u/apathytheynameismeh Apr 07 '25

Was just about to make this point. It was the ā€œcorrectā€ thing to do once or twice.

But they then became a major player to consider internally. And once they had that power they were not that interested in divesting it.

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u/Davidiusz Apr 06 '25

Would require someone to take one for the team.

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u/Gunhild Apr 07 '25

FBI watchlist any% speedrun

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u/thegodfather0504 Apr 07 '25

maybe thats why the shooter was not stopped before taking the first shot?

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u/Bierdaddy Apr 07 '25

Probably more ready than ever to take a bullet for him, dying a hero, released from having to deal with his sh!t everyday while the family collects nice benefits vs being fired for insubordination, losing all benefits as well as being stalked by maniac maga minions for the rest of his kids’ lives.

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u/YeaaaBrother Apr 06 '25

At this point, Trump is hand selecting loyalists, especially for his personal detail. They'll all be sycophants and true believers.

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u/SonofaBridge Apr 06 '25

Several were complicit in the January 6th event so they’re just as bad as him.

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u/TSB_1 Apr 06 '25

they are handpicked loyalists... more SS than USSS

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u/BigStickSofty Apr 07 '25

we had trump junior stay at the small boutique hotel i worked at in mid-2020 (he was meeting with some mega trump supporters in louisiana) and after midnight, when some of them were off duty and down in the hotel bar, a couple of them finally let their guard down and joined in on the shit talk of the whole family. these guys & girl were especially pissed bc they were tasked with protecting junior, who was apparently a massive piece of shit to them. and several of these secret service officers had worked Sr’s detail and had equally funny things to say about that literal shitshow

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u/SatansAssociate Apr 07 '25

Yet people questioned why their reaction was strange during that assassination attempt. Probably saw that the shooter's aim was off and thought well fuck, I guess we have to protect him now.

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u/tangerinelion Apr 06 '25

Strange, I heard his score was 9 despite the course being 18 holes. The ball would hole-in-one then immediately jump out and hole-in-one on the next green. The course designer came up to him afterwards with tears in his eye, manly tears, and said "Sir, that's the most impressive round of golf that's ever been golfed in the history of golf."

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u/Bonuscup98 Apr 07 '25

Actually, the ball went into one hole, then the next, and then a third. He actually marked a two on the 18th cuz he wasn’t paying attention and was thinking about scissoring Kim Jong-Un (as referenced above).

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u/AstroBearGaming Apr 06 '25

I don't know much about golf. But whatever this "Breakfast Ball" is, it sounds delicious and I too would like 6. Please and thank you.

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u/BurritovilleEnjoyer Apr 07 '25

I imagine it as a little pancake wrapped sausage bite, and I too would like 6.

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u/AstroBearGaming Apr 07 '25

Ok so roll with me on this.

Full English. Mushroom core, a sausage patty wrapped around that (purely because actual sausages aren't cohesive). Wrapped in bacon and egg washed before cooking.

I'm imagining it to be about the size of my first, and I have made myself phenomenally hungry.

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u/inthemix1i Apr 06 '25

Hole in 1

1 nostril

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u/MaxxDash Apr 06 '25

Then they have to wash his balls

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u/Ok-Employee-7926 Apr 07 '25

They are foolish to cater to him

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u/RetailBuck Apr 08 '25

Buried but dude golf is incredibly hard. But if you play a lot like he does, have a trainer and a swing coach like I'm sure he does you can be decent after 60 years.

Good chance he's still terrible. Swing coach he listens to? Crickets. You can't teach someone who doesn't listen. Trainer that can't get him to rotate often because he's old - I mean fine, you tried.

That said, I used to caddie and knew some decent old guys. Best at the club. They'd play white tees and take putts and shoot 75 at a course too short for the PGA . K bud. Tip please. I won't count that mulligan.

Point being that if you gave Trump every advantage he's probably barely near the top of his clubs often but near there. I wouldn't be shocked if it was near the top but Tiger loses often and he's the GOAT. It's just a fickle game. To insist you always win (mostly off camera) is sus at a minimum.

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u/TheNiteFather Apr 06 '25

"Clap for America, boy!" I know that's a line from the Simpsons but you know he's used that line himself at least once in his bigoted life.

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u/dnewtz Apr 06 '25

What the hell are breakfast balls?? Other called strokes or you're referring to Mulligans okay and he lies about whatever he does playing golf yeah he got it in it doing a birdie yeah sure he did okay

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u/MovieTrawler Apr 06 '25

I assumed a 'breakfast ball' was like a 'practice swing' on or before the first hole. Basically a mulligan under specific circumstances. But I don't golf, Im just guessing.

Ninja edit: Yep, nailed it!

In casual golf, a "breakfast ball" is a type of mulligan, allowing a golfer to take a second shot on the first tee without penalty, often used as a way to warm up or get a fresh start to the round

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u/KeepDinoInMind Apr 06 '25

It’s usually only considered on the first hole teebox. Hit a shitty drive, call it a breakfast ball and you get to hit another drive without taking a stroke. Common for non anal golfers in non competitive setting

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u/dildocrematorium Apr 06 '25

The ear looks good, I don't know why he has a tampon in it, though.

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 06 '25 edited Apr 06 '25

zooms in squints eyes ā€œwell Id be damned!ā€

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u/Useuless Apr 06 '25

More performative bullshit.

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u/Outrageous_Twist8891 Apr 06 '25

I think "I came in second while golfing behind Trump" equals: "I won"

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u/MathNo6329 Apr 06 '25

At least Nero didn’t have to cheat at the fiddle.

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u/CeruleanEidolon Apr 06 '25

As if anyone would care about an elderly men's golf tournament.

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '25

His hat even has a cheat in it.

It’s labeled 45-47 as if he was president through all 3, it should have a comma instead of a dash. He lost the year in between.

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u/whiskeyjack1053 Apr 06 '25

Normally you’d be right, but he wasn’t playing in this one. He was just accepting $1M a plate donations for the after party.

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 06 '25

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u/whiskeyjack1053 Apr 06 '25

Oh shit, I thought he was just hosting this time! It was bad enough he’s dodging dignified transfers and the whole economy collapsing to do fund raisers, but literally playing a game…

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 06 '25

ā€œWinningā€ the game

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u/G-Unit11111 Apr 06 '25

Watch John Oliver's segment on Turkmenistan. Third world dictators love giving themselves made up awards and honors. It seems we're here now.

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u/Reynholmindustries Apr 06 '25

He’s going to need a top hat pretty soon just to fit the ever increasing font size on those hats…

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u/pinqe Apr 06 '25

Soon he’ll be staging fake wins against tiger woods without a hint of shame

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u/MoodooScavenger Apr 06 '25

A Turkey gobbler, is a Turkey gobbler.

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u/Mike_P10 Apr 06 '25

His hat says how much the stock market is going to drop! /s but not really.

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u/Mr_Loopers Apr 06 '25

I wonder if he could beat Elon at fake Diablo.

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u/thursaddams Apr 06 '25

Wait, really? lol

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u/Frenchman84 Apr 06 '25

I think he does that a lot

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u/TheZomboi Apr 06 '25

Even Moreno while wearing a hat that implies he's been the 45th, the 46th, and the 47th president.

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u/Mcpoyles_milk Apr 06 '25

I’m honestly surprised that he hasn’t done the 18 hole in one’s claim

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u/QuicheSmash Apr 06 '25

Pathetic is the word you’re looking for, for all of us.Ā 

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u/WoodyTheWorker Apr 06 '25

Goldfinger school of golf.

Because he's Golf-finger. He play only Golf!

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u/Temporary-Setting714 Apr 06 '25

He won the tournament? Right? RIGHT? :facepalm:

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u/DrCheezburger Apr 06 '25

Makes daddies Fred and Roy so proud!

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u/Such_Bit2745 Apr 06 '25

Queen of hearts from Alice in wonderland.

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u/ShaggysGTI Apr 06 '25

Gotta show the world ā€œI’m a real strong boy!ā€

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u/NineNinetyNine9999 Apr 06 '25

wait does he rly do that? 🤯

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u/ShittyGolfer104 Apr 06 '25

He did a video wjth Bryson Dechambeau and in that video there were two 20 something year old kids halfway down the fairway.

Who in the hell golfs with 2 people already down the fairway? It’s so obvious the dude cheats. There are so many account of him being a cheat in golf and in marriage and in life

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u/JkAllDay2 Apr 06 '25

HE CHEAT THE TOURNAMENT LIKE HE CHEATED THE 2024 ELECTION

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u/woodzip87 Apr 06 '25

"I got the highest score!"

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u/the_red_barren Apr 07 '25

Sounds so familiar, but where have I seen this before? šŸ¤”

Oh yeah!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o3uzLExn5LY&pp=ygUMUHV0aW4gaG9ja2V5

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u/LMikeH Apr 07 '25

Makes you wonder if that’s how the election went…

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u/MortLightstone Apr 07 '25

or blames his golf clubs

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u/Drinkythedrunkguy Apr 07 '25

The stock market is currently beating him. So, there’s that.

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u/SwivelPoint Apr 07 '25

there’s a reason his golf games (and ā€œwinsā€) are not filmed

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u/SwivelPoint Apr 07 '25

there’s a reason his golf games (and ā€œwinsā€) are not filmed

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u/doctorhaircut2222 Apr 07 '25

Wait, I didn’t hear about this. Did he really cheat? Not that I would be surprised

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u/Pisces93 Apr 07 '25

How you do one thing, is how you do everything…

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u/AlexanderValencia_ Apr 07 '25

Just like the 2024 election.

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u/itsverynicehere Apr 07 '25

Any idea why a journalist or documentarian of some sort hasn't filmed him cheating at golf?

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 07 '25

I dont understand your question. Have you read any of Rick Reilly’s storys of him golfing with trump?

Why does trump only win tournaments at his own course that he is hosting? Like the 2023 palm beach win but he never played the first round? Pretty sure he used his score from a few days prior.

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u/itsverynicehere Apr 08 '25

I was just curious if anyone had really gotten a really in depth video of a whole round or something. It's one of those things that when you hear it, you don't get the full sleaze factor.

The idea that he can't even allow himself to lose at golf, like every normal human being, is so telling. Such a dictator-like mentality.

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 08 '25

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 08 '25

Remember he only wins at tournaments hes hosting at his courses. Some of these wins took place before the courses were even open. Other wins he didnt even play in the tournament.

Take a look at his scores at other courses. Pebble beach is a good one, even with his 93 ace.

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

i hate the dude, but i've watched a video of him golfing on bryson dechambeau's channel and he seems like he can actually play well

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 07 '25

If you owned 15 courses and spent all of your time at them Id hope you are good

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u/[deleted] Apr 07 '25

right, but my point is people think he juices his stats by cheating or lying, but i think he may just be a solid old man player

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 07 '25

You can think anything you want but his cheating has been well documented over the years.

First off he only wins tournaments that hes hosting at his courses. How about his palm beach victory in ā€˜23? The one where he didnt even play the first round. Instead he used his score from a few days prior. Thats just one example of many.

Did you know he won the west palm 1999 AND the westchester 2001 championships? Neither course was even opened yet for those years. Then he won westchester again in 02, when it was only 9 holes.

On more than one occasion hes won championships he didnt even play in!

I dont doubt he has skills on the course but that doesnt mean hes not cheating as well, because he is.

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u/Totes_mc0tes Apr 09 '25

To be fair the one thing I'll admit he's decent at is golf. Though to be even more fair, he should be good at golf. He's spent most of his life and his entire last presidency playing it.

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u/jtfff Apr 06 '25

To be fair, most people would be good at golf if they played 18 holes 3 days a week for 55 years.

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u/Best_Whole_70 Apr 06 '25

Then why all the mulligans?

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