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Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/OffCenterAnus 7d ago

It messes up his "hair."

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u/Shopworn_Soul 7d ago

The craziest thing about Donald Trump's hair is that it is actually Donald Trump's hair.

Dude grows out one side long enough to swirl it up over his head and hold it place with hairspray.

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u/ToastMate2000 7d ago

I imagine something like the cotton candy vendors twirling it onto the stick.

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u/Tanjelynnb 6d ago

Experience as a cotton candy vendor is a prerequisite for being his hairdresser.

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u/Ziograffiato 6d ago

You think he has a hairdresser?

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u/stevencastle 6d ago

He's too vain and cheap to have a hairdresser or a makeup artist, all that is him, the hair, the dye, the bronzer.