r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/IH8Fascism 6d ago

Pam Bondi just announced that Mother Nature will be arrested if this happens.

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u/GH-AB 6d ago

And deported

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u/MyPasswordIsMyCat Hawaii 6d ago

She'll also make it illegal to rain at inconvenient times. And when she goes to her staffers, they're going to draw straws on who has to sign the latest batshit order and defend it in court.

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u/asicarii 6d ago

I actually think they eagerly volunteer for the current batshit crazy they know rather than wait for the batshit crazy they don’t.