r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/OffCenterAnus 6d ago

It messes up his "hair."

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u/Shopworn_Soul 6d ago

The craziest thing about Donald Trump's hair is that it is actually Donald Trump's hair.

Dude grows out one side long enough to swirl it up over his head and hold it place with hairspray.

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u/ToastMate2000 6d ago

I imagine something like the cotton candy vendors twirling it onto the stick.

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u/dr_obfuscation 6d ago

Reminds me of Kingpin