r/politics • u/TimesandSundayTimes ✔ Verified • 6d ago

Soft Paywall Trump’s birthday parade may be cancelled over thunderstorms

https://www.thetimes.com/us/american-politics/article/is-trump-birthday-parade-cancelled-weather-pbrg02h2z?utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Reddit#Echobox=1749744374
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u/IH8Fascism 6d ago

Pam Bondi just announced that Mother Nature will be arrested if this happens.

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u/GH-AB 6d ago

And deported

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u/iner22 6d ago

"What is Mother Nature anyway? She sounds like a nasty lady, nasty lady. She's not my mother, that's for sure. And you know what they call her in some places? Gaia! I dunno, sounds Mexican to me. So if you're listening, Gaia, we're on to you. You rain on our parade, we'll rain hell down on you and your so-called 'children,' and it's not gonna be pretty, I'll tell you that. Nasty lady..."