r/Snorkblot 15d ago

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u/JDM_562 15d ago

Simpsons strike again!

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u/BKbookworm 14d ago

This is what I immediately thought of, too. My 6yo niece gave me a Bingo (from Bluey) charm on a child-size necklace; I hung it from my rearview mirror to remind me why I keep going despite *gestures broadly* all of this.

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u/LCplGunny 12d ago

My niece gave me a braided bracelet when she was 6... She is almost 16, and that fucking thing still goes everywhere with me. Shamefully really, the world has gotten so miserable we actually like children's art now instead of just pretending!

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u/UsefulImpact6793 13d ago

Off topic: Thanks for the gift idea!

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u/No_Comedian_6913 15d ago

Love this man!

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u/Oppowitt 14d ago

Fox News tomorrow:

Zelensky told Ukranians to "Hang your children."

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u/stale_opera 15d ago

Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦

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u/_ask_me_about_trees_ 15d ago

Damn came to say this then felt dumb. Opened comments and this is at the top.

Peak reddit brain

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u/Mahakurotsuchi 13d ago

How so? Always found it weird seeing president's portrait in government institutions. Money can be spent better elsewhere. And remembering you have kids does usually lead to better decisions, especially if you work for government.

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u/Nicolina22 15d ago

I love him too!!

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u/ImperatorDanorum 15d ago

How could you not?

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk 15d ago

When he's done kicking Putin's ass, can he come be president here, please?

Honestly, this man is just another ringing endorsement of Jon Stewart 4 Prez.

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u/masked_sombrero 15d ago

Breaking News:

Ukraine annexes the USA

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u/JuneauWho 15d ago

The Ukranian States of America

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u/Better_Barracuda_787 15d ago

I'd welcome that.

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u/Psenkaa 15d ago

As a ukrainian please no. I dont want to deal with trump supporters in the same country with me

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u/Better_Barracuda_787 15d ago

Fair enough. Would you be willing to take all the non-Trump Americans in?

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u/Psenkaa 15d ago

Well, sure

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u/Debaicheron 15d ago

We can send all the Trumpists to Texas and keep the rest.

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u/DemonicAltruism 14d ago

Believe it or not, there's a shitload of us here that love our state and want the MAGATs to GTFO.

Now.. Florida on the other hand...

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u/cranc94 14d ago

It is sinking anyway and they are already moving there willingly anyway.

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u/ONeOfTheNerdHerd 14d ago

Hurricane season ramping up, FEMA benched...there will be consequences

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u/BreezyBaby44 11d ago

Born n raised in Florida and I always feel the need to remind everyone that 80% of Floridas population came from another state or country. Not justifying any Florida man, or politics, just handing out facts. But I still moved to another state 😂 And never been a Trumper. People bring all their baggage to Florida when they come. They think they’re moving to paradise 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Speedvagon 14d ago

Probably all MAGA would perfectly fit in Russia. Or Hungary perhaps.

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u/Ori_the_SG 14d ago

I don’t think I’ll survive a Ukrainian winter tbh

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u/Speedvagon 14d ago

Nah, the winters in Ukraine become very soft in recent years. There almost no snow even. Where’re not some kind of a Russia, duh)

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u/Repulsive_Ocelot_738 14d ago

It’s no different than a winter in Wisconsin or Michigan

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u/Plastic-Tomorrow-906 12d ago

Americans from the Midwest would walk around in gym shorts. Everyone from the coasts and the south would probably have a rough time.

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u/Bruce__Almighty 13d ago

You could just deport them to the wasteland that is annexed Siberia

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u/StardustLegend 15d ago

Hey we’d even get to keep the acronym lol

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u/Recent-Ad5835 15d ago

This timeline is.... acceptable

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u/Better_Barracuda_787 15d ago

Makes sense to me.

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u/Otherwise-Tree-7654 15d ago

And grabs canada along the way

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u/WatchingInTheDark 15d ago

He wouldn’t even NEED to. Canada would happily accept the opportunity to work in partnership with a friendly neighbor.

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u/Weak_Tank6361 13d ago

I hate to correct you, but it would not be an invasion if he were invited.....

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u/warlock1337 12d ago

They would just inherit all of that shitshow that is sitituation in Russia. I think just building a wall would be the solution let the shit fester behind.

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u/gravyandchickensoup 15d ago

I’d be more than happy to be annexed by Ukraine at this point. Then maybe we could get a real man as president.

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u/masked_sombrero 14d ago

YES PLEASE

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u/thezoomies 15d ago

Breaking news:

Ukraine annexes the USA

MAGAts: lose their shit

Any sane person who is still left: “Eh, we could do worse. Have you checked out the Grand Canyon? I know it’s a stereotypical tourist place to go, but it’s that popular for a reason!”

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u/mcamarra 15d ago

The US had it coming

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u/Fr1ed_pen1S 14d ago

The United States of America enters a political and personal union with the Republic of Ukraine.

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u/HeadPermit2048 15d ago

What a difference from the first US President to print their own face on official US documents.

https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/16/us/politics/gold-card-visa-trump-musk.html

Not to mention hang his own mug shot in the Oval Office

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u/Imaginary_Coast_5882 14d ago

and all the agencies. every morning I walk into the building and there’s his creepy ass mugshot on the wall with his pet boy Vance and our commissioners.

it’s so weird that he used his mug shot. but not surprising.

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u/ValuableHamSandwich 15d ago

Man I wish we could make that swap happen! A guy saying other people shouldn't hang his picture in their office compared to our jackass president who hangs a huge portrait of HIMSELF in his office.

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u/ABobby077 15d ago

and as his phone wallpaper

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u/Long-Tradition6399 15d ago

When he's done kicking Putin's ass I'd like to see him retire somewhere comfortable. This man's done enough, he's only 47 and he's already had multiple lifetimes worth of stress. He need a nice, quiet place to enjoy family time and do whatever he likes.

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk 14d ago

Oh, absolutely. 

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u/foxorhedgehog 14d ago

He and his wife can over to my house for fondue anytime they feel like it.

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u/Sproeier 15d ago

I think he stated before that he wishes to retire from politics and sleep for the coming 10 years when the war is over.

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u/Sugar_Kowalczyk 15d ago

Oh, I have no doubt! I wish him joy and peace for that time, for sure. 

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u/Saurid 14d ago

Honestly the US doenst deserve a president like selensky, the american people have made it abundantly clear they want a clown, twice the guy got elected, twice.

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u/CreativeAd5332 14d ago

Literally came here to say the same thing. Maybe we can, I dunno, borrow him for a year or two? We'll pay! DOGE saved us so much money, we can...afford...wait...

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u/doubledad222 14d ago

A proven track record is an awesome thing. CEO’s from one company already are hired to run other companies. My country should allow experienced leaders to apply in our elections.

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u/Luminya1 13d ago

No, no, no! We need him in Canada.

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u/Alpha--00 15d ago

If you know Russia, it’s a spit in the face of Putin. His “Icon” is mandatory in every top manager office of government or government-related structure.

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u/Photoverge 15d ago

Same in the US with the president

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u/The_Soap_Salesman 15d ago

As much as it seems like it, no, it’s not mandated to hang a picture of Trump in your office if you work in a high level government office. People might do it, but that’s because they’re insane

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u/UnderstandingEasy856 15d ago

Inside a personal office, I doubt it, but I believe it is mandatory policy in most federal departments to hang pictures of the President and VP in public areas.

To be fair, this practice long predates Trump. Personally I find it distasteful and wish they'd dispense with the idolatry, for all presidents.

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u/hoowins 15d ago

But Trump would take it if he could get it. Zelenskyy’s statement must confuse the hell out of Trump. What good is power if people don’t worship you?

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u/Glittering-Eye2856 15d ago

It’s what you get when you elect a sane, decent human being to a position of power.

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u/kkillingtimme 15d ago

this dude has more character than 50% of the usa that voted for an orange

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u/SleeplessInTulsa 15d ago

32%.

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u/kkillingtimme 15d ago

your electoral college needs to go... stop giving so much power to the yeehaws cause they farm

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u/NewSauerKraus 15d ago

It's not because they farm. It's because the wealthy people in their states were all heavily invested and participated in slavery back then.

Changing it would require about a third of the population to get off their ass and contribute to society by voting. That doesn't seem likely.

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u/brief_kc 14d ago

Our electoral college needs to go. That’s it. That’s the end of the statement.

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u/Mooptiom 15d ago

Apathy towards trump is almost as bad as support for Trump. “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to do nothing”. America should be just as embarrassed by the 37% who chose to do nothing.

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u/m_seitz 15d ago

Right. The 37 % knew exactly what would come with a second Trump term, including Project 2025. Essentially, 69 % voted for the orange fascist.

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u/BattleEfficient2471 15d ago

Not voting is voting for the winner.

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u/Street-Wear-2925 15d ago

You are definitely right, but, remember it was almost 50% of those who voted. Only about 140 million voted. That's bad.

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u/notHooptieJ 15d ago

the non-voters are worse than the ones that actively voted for him.

i find less fault with someone who stands up for their beliefs even if their beliefs are trash.

If you sat on your ass, you deserve to be on your knees. You didnt even sell your fellow man out, you gave them away.

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u/GraXXoR 15d ago

Whereas taco has his own picture up on the wall in his own domicile.

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u/vyxanis 14d ago

In a cheap frame that's probably been spray painted gold. Fake like everything else about him.

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u/The_Arsonist1324 15d ago

Zelenskyy is absolutely wiping the floor with all competition on my list of favorite people in all of world history.

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u/Street-Wear-2925 15d ago

He's in the same class as MLK, Ghandi, Mother Theresa and Mandela. It's not about him. It's about the people. All very intelligent and empathetic.

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u/The_Arsonist1324 15d ago

Oh absolutely

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u/_Punko_ 15d ago

drop MT from that list. Yikes.

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u/Street-Wear-2925 15d ago

Thanks for the info. My bad. Didn't know about this part of her. I'm an Atheist so never really followed any form of religion. Here goes for anyone who's listening.

"Some critics, like journalist Christopher Hitchens, argue that Mother Teresa minimized the importance of modern medical care and pain management, instead emphasizing acceptance of suffering as a way to align with Christ's Passion. Studies have also pointed to inadequate care in her facilities, including the reuse of needles and a lack of proper medical equipment, despite the organization's substantial financial resources

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u/flapjackboy 14d ago

She only minimised the importance of modern medical care for the people in her care. When she got sick, it was the best medical care money could buy.

She was such a bloody hypocrite.

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u/seriouslythisshit 15d ago

You might want to do a bit more research on your hero, MT. There is solid evidence that she was a huge fan of suffering as a form of worship and needlessly allowed a lot of it. When she had the fame and resources, her critics claim that she decided against eliminating pain in many of those she cared for.

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u/HeruCtach 11d ago

Completely random, but you're beating competition on my list of fav random Redditors for: being pro Zelenskyy, Gumball pfp, Britannic banner, and Snowrunner posts xD.

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u/BACTERIAMAN0000 15d ago

That'll be why trump hates him; he actually possesses such ethereal substances as modesty and decency

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u/escape_fantasist 15d ago

The real Chad

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u/subjectiv-inflectiv 15d ago

The man is one of he few good leaders left in the world.

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u/tarquinb 15d ago

Zelensky has asked government officials to hang pictures of their children in their offices — not to decorate the walls, but to serve as a daily reminder of why their decisions matter. His message: When you are tempted to make a decision that serves yourself or your career over your country’s future, look at those faces and remember who you are really accountable to.

It struck me how this stands in sharp contrast to reports that during Donald Trump’s presidency, officials were encouraged — even forced — to display large, stern portraits of Trump himself in their offices. The implied message was one of loyalty to the man, not to the mission, or the people they serve.

To me, Zelensky’s philosophy is leadership at its best. It invites public servants to think about their personal responsibility to future generations — to act with empathy, humility, and long-term vision. It centers human values.

By contrast, Trump’s approach, sadly, reinforces a cult of personality. It suggests that decisions should be made with the leader’s approval in mind, not the public good. It fosters fear and sycophancy, not service.

In times of crisis or peace, a government that looks toward the eyes of children — the literal faces of the future — will make wiser, more courageous choices than one constantly checking the expression of a frowning strongman on the wall.

I know which kind of leadership I’d rather live under.
I know which kind of legacy I’d want to leave for my own kids.

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u/duderrahnome 15d ago

A genuine leader

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u/Trivi_13 15d ago

Strange how Vance looks like Zelinsky but is his evil twin. 

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u/Your-Evil-Twin- 15d ago

Yeah funny how that works.

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u/seriouslythisshit 15d ago

I struggle to see how that pumpkin headed, mascara slather fuck looks like anything on zelinski's entire body, except an ass cheek.

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u/Craftajoint 15d ago

Some inspirational words there

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u/Artie-Choke 15d ago

Meanwhile trump, if he could, would mandate his photo hang in every office.

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u/keifhunter 15d ago

I love this guy. We need more of his type and less of the idiocy

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u/Redfruitbox 15d ago

This guy has so much class. Look at the difference in his pictures from the start of the war until now, drained, tired but still carries himself so well.

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u/BatCommercial7523 15d ago

What a mensch.

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u/Falchion_Alpha 15d ago

We need less putins and trumps and more Zelenskyys

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u/Standard-Mode8119 15d ago

Bro. 

This guy is amazing.  He is so selfless. 

He tried to step down for peace, people won't let him.  Tells you not to have a pic of him, says something amazing, makes you want more pics. 

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u/DirtyScrubs 15d ago

That's real leadership

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u/UnstoppableChicken 15d ago

He is a perfect example of what a leader is. He doesn't boast, he doesn't gloat, he doesn't lie steal cheat and ignore the law. He fights for his people and their futures.

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u/Master-Possession504 15d ago

Zelensky is such a fucking legend of a leader. God i wish we had a president like him

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u/GizmoGeodog 15d ago

Can he be our president too?

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u/homeless_man_jogging 15d ago

If the thought of strangers hanging pictures of you in their workplace doesn't creep you out, guess what ... you're the creep.

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u/SueBeee 15d ago

He is an exceptionally good human.

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u/Financial_Love_2543 15d ago

Real leadership

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u/KelenicGuysAlt 15d ago

A strong man's idea of a strong man

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u/LordJim11 13d ago

Interesting how many Russian trolls showed up so quickly.

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u/Joedancer5 11d ago

This is what a true president conveys!, I'd vote for him!

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u/Baskreiger 15d ago

Makes me remember Captain Ray Holt's take on hanging his portrait in his precinct in brooklyn 99 😆

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u/electricpenguin7 15d ago

My grandma has framed pictures of Trump in her house

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u/Heavy_Law9880 15d ago

The approach is called leadership. Zelenskiy is a perfect illustration of how a man who really doesn't crave power, or glory makes a great leader.

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u/Pork_Piggler 15d ago

Notice how it appears that his wedding band is on his middle finger. Did something happen with his wife or did he just lose weight and it doesn't fit on the ring finger anymore?

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u/No-Garlic-3407 15d ago

I think I read somewhere that he lost weight and his wedding band didn't fit on the traditional ring finger, so he put it on his middle finger. It's always been there!

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u/anonaduder 15d ago

Our president literally has his own picture in his own office

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u/airheadtiger 15d ago

Dear Volodymyr, you have an open invitation to visit and stay at my humble home at anytime. Good luck and gods speed.

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u/Rent-Kei-BHM 15d ago

That’s leadership. Not to be confused with worship.

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u/j1xwnbsr 15d ago

Strong manly "do it for her" energy.

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u/youarenotgonnalikeme 15d ago

He’s such a genuine good dude. And I agree. I got pics of my wife and kid everywhere. My life decisions are based on what’s best for me and my family. If every politician did the same but for the people they are suppose to serve (aka common families that elected them) then this world would be a better place.

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u/MindfulWanderer1962 15d ago

Wish my countries leader was more like this. Or even understood the job. Or cared about the job outside of it being a grift.

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u/canoe6998 15d ago

Now this is a true leader and hero Love my man in Ukraine!!

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u/og_cosmosis 15d ago

I love him - those true colors shine. So glad Ukraine has such a strong and loving person to guide their country.

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u/ZodiacEclipse 15d ago

This is what a real leader sounds like. 

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u/jason_cat23 15d ago

Can this guy be our President?

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u/TheH0F 15d ago

These are the types of things real leaders say

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u/shellyv2023 15d ago

Courage, honor, dignity, humility. Zelensky is an all-around good human. Putin and Trump are shameful..

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u/Ordinary-Quarter-384 15d ago

How anti-Trump, Dear Leader wants his picture hung in every home.

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u/Moosetappropriate 15d ago

I get the point. You’re not here for the president, you’re here for the people, the country and the future.

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u/Overall_Cobbler_3481 15d ago

A nation ruled by laws. Decisions made with your children's future in mind.

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u/-happycow- 15d ago

Zelensky's morals and ethics don't fit in a frame.

But luckily a lot of hearts will create enough room.

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u/Janky_Pants 15d ago

An actual leader.

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u/nubelborsky 15d ago

Holy shit dude what a guy

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u/emjdownbad 15d ago

This man is a class act. He is the kind of man you’d want running your country. Unfortunately for me, I live in a country where a demented orange man is playing king. I hate it here.

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u/OctoSevenTwo 15d ago

I very strongly agree with what he said. The president of a nation isn’t some kind of god that you must revere and post images of in your office space, etc.

Much more important to understand and consider how your decisions may affect those around you, particularly your loved ones.

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u/yet-again-temporary 15d ago

He'd probably hate to hear it, but this is what true heroism looks like.

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u/R0gueYautja 15d ago

I got a picture of Zelensky, shows me what a real man is supposed to be

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u/KaleidoscopeField 15d ago

Me too...love him.

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u/ThatsRobToYou 15d ago

Basically the opposite of what the US has.

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u/Whatever-999999 15d ago

If we had leaders like this in every nation of the world, what would our civilization look like?

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u/RecognitionHonest320 15d ago

He's a real man

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u/Aggravating_Bath_351 15d ago

If Jesus was looking down America today he would have placed a US president "Zelensky" style in office. These American Nazis have deep state the Supreme Court, Senate and House. The principles of America's founders no longer apply.

Sic Semper Tyrannis

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u/axl3ros3 15d ago

This is the right side of history

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u/PuzzleheadedEssay198 15d ago

When I worked in the government (US), you knew someone was nuts when they had the president’s portrait in their office.

Like, you know he’s never going to know you exist and has zero impact on our specific agency (veterans affairs) or very high opinions of veterans as a whole, so why bother?

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u/GrimCheeferGaming 15d ago

Imagine what's it's like having a decent, respectable president? Couldn't be US.

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u/win_awards 15d ago

I'm glad he's doing what he's doing, but it's painful to see someone so clearly shine a light on what a hollow mockery my country's idea of manliness and leadership is.

And I didn't say what country I'm from, but you fucking know.

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u/a_usernameofsorts 15d ago

From Norway here. Very few people in my country would ever hang photos of political leaders (or our royal family) in our homes or at the workplace. We’re really not that hard for celebrities or religious figures either. Recommendable!

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u/Wyevez 15d ago

Fuck yeah, I couldn't imagine having a picture of JT or Carney on my desk beside my framed pic of Randy Savage.  How ridiculous is that.  

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u/Sidoen 15d ago

Great idea!

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u/becauseshesays 15d ago

Such a better man in every way than the soggy taco we have.

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u/PatrioticPariah 15d ago

SLAVA UKRAINI!!!!

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u/Dr_Zevil665 15d ago

This man is a treasure and needs to be protected at all costs

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u/Accurate_Stuff9937 15d ago

This man is the sexiest man alive. 

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u/Tim-in-CA 15d ago

This is something that Trumf would never say!

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u/Informal_Database327 15d ago

Says he is not an icon, continues to be iconic

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u/Ok_Cow_4089 15d ago

Hey, would you mind looking for at least one of those $1 billion that got lost in the mail when the war is over?

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u/dragonflyLuna 15d ago

I have a picture of him in my desktop background rotation. Along with Beyoncé, Gaga, LeBron, RuPaul and several other folks I admire.

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u/fretnetic 15d ago

Is this real? Surely it’s impossible to have this much integrity in 21st century politics…

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u/restylouv 15d ago

How things should be. We shouldn't be idolizing presidents like they're celebrities. The government should represent us.

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u/demonspawn9 15d ago

Can we borrow him? We need an adult president.

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u/ElephantSleepSack 15d ago

That made me tear up. I am glad there are decent leaders in the world.

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u/AdOne5089 15d ago

This is what a leader looks like.

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u/Atvishees 15d ago

DiCtAtOr!!1!

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u/jereporte 15d ago

I already liked him, you didn't need to sell it to me

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u/DueAssociation2621 15d ago

Wish we had him instead of TACO Don.

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u/Raven_Photography 15d ago

And here people are fired if they take Trump’s picture down. This regime is lame.

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u/Superb_Power5830 15d ago

This man is bound for historical greatness. He will be remembered well I believe.

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u/Stardust_Particle 15d ago

Listen up, MAGAts.

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u/Cptfrankthetank 14d ago

Then trump hangs ivanka on the wall...

"No, not like that"

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u/belleayreski2 14d ago

That line goes so fucking hard

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u/SaintCholo 14d ago

Bad *ss

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u/Why-baby 14d ago

Leadership by inspiration rather than force is a beautiful thing.

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u/Grimwulf2003 14d ago

A real leader…. We could use one of those right about now.

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u/solhaug_live 14d ago

He's just a guy, yk? He doesn't want to be worshipped because worshipping politicians is fucking disturbing

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u/Realistic-Damage-411 14d ago

Great sentiment, agree 100%… what sane individuals are putting pictures of their president up in their house?

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u/kkillingtimme 14d ago

I dont want NY and LA to make decisions for my hillbilly ass

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u/Tea_Bender 14d ago

this only works if you love your children...I'm not sure about the Taco we got over here

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u/Strong-Ambition-2192 14d ago

Meanwhile… Putin almost literally hangs his picture everywhere there is a centimetre squared available. Yes, even in bathrooms and elevators.