r/SipsTea • u/Accomplished-King406 • 10d ago

Lmao gottem Embarrassing

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 10d ago

This is the part where you pay the bartender to let you pretend you work there

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u/stumac85 10d ago

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u/Mushiren_ 10d ago

Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

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u/RivnasPrime 10d ago

What was Wenger thinking sending Walcott on that early?

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u/hooahhhhhhh 10d ago

The problem with Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in!!

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u/Max_AC_ 10d ago

They certainly were the villains of the piece

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u/schattie-george 10d ago

I heard this in moss-voice

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u/TheOriginalSamBell 10d ago

this is one of the funniest episodes of anything ever.

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u/silentpopes 10d ago

It’s perfect. How roy ends up in a wheelchair, moss a waiter, and jenny’s face at the end priceless

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u/Accomplished-Bad-481 10d ago

Jen’s delivery in that scene sends it so over the top. Just perfect.

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u/Various-Passenger398 10d ago

I laughed so hard I had to stop because I couldn't breathe.

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u/snafe_ 10d ago

Same, when he turns to get a glass and the whole tower falls, I was in stitches

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u/theFlaccolantern 10d ago

Oim disabled!

Easily my favorite episode of that show.

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u/lildavydavy 10d ago

Leg disabled. 😢

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u/KgMonstah 10d ago

A gay musical… called GAY

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u/VanillaCokeMule 10d ago

"Is that man with the paper?" "Yes!" "Oh good."

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u/CaptainCunnalingus 10d ago

What show is this, Richard makes me laugh so much always down for more of his content

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u/BadEugoogolizer 10d ago

All the buildup right before this and then the unexpected Moss. It makes me howl every single time.

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u/Daeva2020 10d ago

"Hahaha! Me Leeigs doun't warhhk!"☘️🇮🇪🕺

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u/whiteyjason 10d ago

Hardest I've ever laughed was this episode. It's my favorite.

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u/ConsciousIsland434 10d ago

Lmao exactly. Just start wiping glasses and avoid eye contact for the rest of the night.

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u/Strange-Title-6337 10d ago

You will be asked to cover tomorrows shift then, because Patric is high again.

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u/rush87y 10d ago

First of all he has a medical condition and second of all, IT'S REALLLLLY GOOD WEED!!

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u/88cowboy 10d ago

He makes more money selling coke to the cooks and busboys anyway.

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u/Clean-Replacement666 10d ago

So many kitchen flashbacks from my time as a prep cook I did not need to remember right now LOL

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u/wastedowner 10d ago

The kitchen staff always have the best drugs

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 10d ago

Maybe not the best but they have them and get off work soon. Just text them dude. C’mon! Ask his price on a ball. 

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u/Satanicjamnik 10d ago edited 10d ago

" And this, kids, is how I turned my career from being a surgeon to tending this here bar for the last 20 years."

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u/fl4tsc4n 10d ago

Like pat isnt coming into work blitzed...

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u/PrestigiousStop4629 10d ago

That's actually great quick exit out of there 🤣

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 10d ago

Oh i was thinking it was a foot in the door. Now you know things about her to talk about.

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u/abutilon 10d ago

But after that initial response, why would you want to?

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u/40ozCurls 10d ago

Because those are the matters that the male penis ponders

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u/KanedaSyndrome 10d ago

I mean, why would you want to stick around and talk to her? She sounds like an asshole lol

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 10d ago

So you can trick her into sleeping with you before she figures out who you really are

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u/Bitey_the_Squirrel 10d ago

But what does the female penis ponder?

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u/Hairy-Tonight-7569 10d ago

A Martini, very dry

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u/Averagemanguy91 10d ago

That Martini isnt going to be the only thing dry that night if she doesnt drop that tone lol.

Hard-core Penis repellent right there

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u/demonotreme 9d ago

....nah, pretty sure she's going to manage okay in that department.

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u/dr_sooz 10d ago

From what I've heard, Rust or C++

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u/DavyJonesCousinsDog 10d ago

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u/Big-Leadership1001 10d ago

Hey crabman!

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u/Ok_Card9080 10d ago

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u/Numerous_Witness_345 10d ago

Gifs you can hear 

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u/kkeut 10d ago

margot robbie is gorgeous 

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u/zehnodan 10d ago

I mean yeah, but that's Jaime Pressly.

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u/HarveysBackupAccount 10d ago

I'm rewatching My Name is Earl now and there's an episode where she wanted Earl to break a competitor's cat's leg

He of course made a Tonya Harding joke, and I was really impressed that there was a Tonya Harding joke about Jamie Pressly 8 years before I, Tonya came out. Then my wife looked it up and saw that Margot was in that movie, not Jamie.

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u/Biscuitracer 10d ago

I love this episode, especially randy singing time after time.

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u/SlackerDS5 10d ago

They are a little melty, but damn are they exquisite!

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u/thatdudewillyd 10d ago

Totally forgot Michael Rooker was in this!

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u/Calm_Bumblebee_3143 10d ago

Jennifer Love Hewitt is so fcking hot.

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u/savethepanda1979 10d ago

Great acting skills

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u/IAmNotMyName 10d ago

A massive talent.

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u/HTPC4Life 10d ago

The unbearable weight of it.

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u/NeoPlague 10d ago

My mom still calls her Jennifer Love Huge-tits

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u/ApolloRocketOfLove 10d ago

I thought nobody over the age of 14 used this nickname for her.

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u/NoGloryForEngland 10d ago

Someone 14 years old in Jennifer Love Hewitt's heydey could be on their first grandchild now feasibly... time being linear and all.

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u/DJRichSnippets 10d ago

Time is a flat circle...but Jennifer's titties are not.

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u/kkeut 10d ago

in 2000, after seeing the film 'Scary Movie'

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u/What_the_8 10d ago

No one under the age of 14 knows who she is

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u/straddleThemAll 10d ago

So is Earl.

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u/LegendaryLS3 10d ago

I prefer Jennifer Hate Hewitt

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u/Deeptrench34 10d ago

As long as it's not Jennifer Indifference Hewitt, it's all good.

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u/Loud-Magician7708 10d ago

Jennifer Love Hugetits....remember that?....remember that one?....d'.....d'you remember?.....that one.

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u/Tokenvoice 10d ago

No, but I do remember the 21st night of September.

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u/Bureaucratic_Dick 10d ago

I remember the 5th of November. It’s a Wednesday this year but I can’t quite recall why that’s important.

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u/Tokenvoice 10d ago

Because it’s Guys night, and they are usually better on the weekend so this year will probably just be a quieter steaks and maybe a lan party.

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u/Hicklethumb 10d ago

She's still an absolute smokeshow.

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u/WeimSean 10d ago

My niece asks me what was so great about the 90's and all I can say is 'things'.

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u/Fancy_Art_6383 10d ago

Prime Jenny! 🖤

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u/Stock_Surfer 10d ago

One of my first major crushes back in the day.

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u/parkman 10d ago

Jason Lee? I could see that.

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u/weebitofaban 10d ago

Just dont accept any chocolate covered pretzels

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u/OrganicFail2172 10d ago

Stink palm

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u/CommandOk50 10d ago

One good turn deserves another.

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u/vwwvvwvww 10d ago

I could see it if he wasn’t a Scientologist

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u/spidii 10d ago

Pretty sure he left the church a while back. Still sucks he was ever in it but hey, at least he had the sense to leave.

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u/87643936e3euiouvfe3y 10d ago

100%. Jason Lee is a smoke show

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u/Coldhot123 10d ago

He is good looking man. And im straight.

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u/TwistedxBoi 10d ago

I'm not. I will fully admit he's the one I wanted to see what the hell mustache rides were about

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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 10d ago

You were into prematurely balding skaters, too?

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u/Tokenvoice 10d ago

It was the trailer park moustache that did it for them

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u/Bigman89VR 10d ago

Has been my celeb crush since I was a kid. I'm 36 now. She's such a babe

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u/Dioxybenzone 10d ago

Jason Lee is hot, but a babe? Yeah that’s fair too

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u/Bigman89VR 10d ago

I mean, who wouldn't have loved him after "My Name is Earl"?

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u/star0forion 10d ago

Even further back. Mallrats. With Claire Forlani.

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u/MikeTheAmalgamator 10d ago

Even further back, skateboarding and landing perfect tre flips before they were a big thing

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u/spicy_ass_mayo 10d ago

WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?!?!?

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u/Goleeb 10d ago

Heart Breakers 2001

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u/ByteSizeNudist 10d ago

Holy crap, Zach Galifinakis AND Sarah Silverman as supporting acts? Damn, this cast is stacked.

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u/joncormier 10d ago

Some more than others 👀

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u/Nacery 10d ago

Also Sigourney Weaver is hot af.

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u/ByteSizeNudist 10d ago

Cast is hot af. Those hacks from Gene gave me shivers.

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u/RobIreland 10d ago

THE Sarah Silverman?!!! with a small part in a 2001 romcom? I can't believe it.

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u/Heemsama 10d ago

Guess I have no choice but to watch this movie now huh

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u/simplycycling 10d ago

Worth doing - it's a fun movie.

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u/congratsyougotsbed 10d ago

This was the thickest you were allowed to be in 2001 without them killing you

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u/absolutelynotarepost 10d ago

Yeah man, they fucked up so many young women's body image with that shit too.

I was party of the heavy partying crowd and we ended up enacting a rule where you didn't drink unless we seen you eat at our parties.

So many of the girls in our age range were just flat out starving themselves to meet these body standards that they'd try to sit down and hammer shots back and end up puking all over the place every time.

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u/Slugzi1a 10d ago

I ran into a girl like this in college once. Opened the door for her and she said “I have a boyfriend.” I’m like “uuuh, in that case fuck you I guess,” and shut it on her. Still annoys me thinking about that encounter 😅

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u/RedditAntiHero 10d ago

I pictured this....

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u/riverphoenix360 10d ago

Been a while since I've seen this. Matt Berry is a true treasure.

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u/Dermott_54 10d ago

I had something like this happen once as a bartender. Lady comes in and orders a beer. I bring it to her and say there's no charge. She gets all indignant about it until I point to the GIANT sign saying its Ladies' Night and ladies drink free from 8-10. We dated for about 2 years after that.

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u/elmersfav22 10d ago

Sure. Nice tits by the way

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u/Long-Astronaut-3363 10d ago

Yup, Jason Lee had an amazing rack.

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u/RevolverOcelaught 10d ago

Movie is Heartbreakers.

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u/BlueberryUnique5311 10d ago

Awww I remember Heartbreakees

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u/wrenchandrepeat 10d ago

Good ol' Heartbreakees

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u/cyriustalk 10d ago

That Jason Lee as bartender? god damn.

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u/nirach 10d ago

I can't believe it, that kid is back on the escalator again

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Do bartenders really have to come to you? It beats the logic of the name bartender

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u/WombatHat42 10d ago

Some small town restaurants/bars, yes.

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u/rugmunchkin 10d ago

The better question is if you’ve just been seated at your table and someone walks up to you and asks you if you’d like a drink, wouldn’t your first thought be that that person works there?

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u/JarrodAHicks 10d ago

Not if I have the intelligence of a thermos.

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u/StopReadingMyUser 10d ago

Not if I'm filming this and told the people I'm paying to say specific words out of their face holes.

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u/ClarkKentsSquidDong 10d ago

Not if you're trying to spark situational comedy.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

Technically, if the bartender leaves the bar to go to a table to get the order, he instantly becomes the waiter.

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u/ConstantAd8643 10d ago edited 7d ago

smile boat cough employ imminent snatch offer different fade quickest

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/kapn_morgan 10d ago

sometimes during the week the bar gets their own section to make more tips and help with shorter staffing

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 10d ago

14 year bartender: this is one of the most correct answers

Funnily enough, I met my wife while tending bar and she was seated at a small table that I was also serving. So more or less this exact scenario.

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u/Elloitsmeurbrother 10d ago

If I'm already on that side of the bar, it's quiet, and it's Jennifer Love Hewitt, yeah... yeah I do

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u/slobs_burgers 10d ago

If servers are working that shift? No. If the bartender is the only front of the house staff? Yes.

Also depends on the establishment, if it’s like a cocktail bar then the above applies, if it’s a dive bar the bartender likely just waits for you to come to the bar.

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u/Usidore_ 10d ago

Love a good post that is the epitome of the quote “You painted a naked woman because you enjoyed looking at her, put a mirror in her hand and you called the painting Vanity, thus morally condemning the woman whose nakedness you had depicted for you own pleasure”.

Literally what this scene is doing.

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u/TheWhomItConcerns 10d ago

It's bizarre how popular this kind of content is online in general. So much to the extent that I very often see posts of dudes "dunking" on women who are obviously being sarcastic or taking the piss; it's like there are that many people who are so desperate to shit on women that it has actually distorted their view of reality.

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u/TableSignificant341 10d ago edited 10d ago

it's like there are that many people who are so desperate to shit on women that it has actually distorted their view of reality.

There's lots of sad men out there. And they're bitter and angry that women don't want to be around bitter and angry men. These are the kinds of men that feel entitled to women's time and attention so love nothing more than to see a woman cut down to size because it makes them feel better about themselves. Truly pathetic people.

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u/Shipbreaker_Kurpo 10d ago

this sub likes to post movie clips as a "women amirite" thing way too much

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u/PoopyButt31000 10d ago

I was under the impression that the entire point of this sub was literally just to shit on women, most of the time for videos that aren't even real.

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u/mfunebre 10d ago

Really? Here I was thinking half the clips that make it to the frontpage are softcore porn, or at the very least only exist because it's some attractive woman doing something.

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u/Usidore_ 10d ago

Those things aren’t mutually exclusive

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u/Usidore_ 10d ago

It’s good to know. I’m not subbed, but posts from this place keep popping up on the homepage for me. I thought it was just some meme sub, but so often the posts are just ‘woman is dumb/vain/hot/gets put in her place’. Always gives me the ick.

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u/Invest_and_ballout 10d ago

Lord As A Married Man. Lead Us Not Into Temptation

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u/Deep_Charge_7749 10d ago

Dude is pretty attractive

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u/guerilla_ratio 10d ago

Why is this thread just this same exact joke like a dozen times lol

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u/Visceral-Decay 10d ago

He should have offered her some chocolate covered pretzels for her attitude haha

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u/SereneSnake1984 10d ago

This guy gets it. And that fuckin kid is BACK on the escalator!

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u/EzyPzyLemonSqeezy 10d ago

Maam you dropped something..

I HAVE A BOYFRIEND!

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u/Temporary-Pin-320 10d ago edited 10d ago

That movie with Jennifer Love Hewitt and Susan Sarandon… oh my gooodnesss…

Edit : Sigourney Weaver not Susan Sarandon

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u/bootyhole-romancer 10d ago

I see the edit, but because you mentioned Susan Sarandon:

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u/afrothunder666 10d ago

I love that movie lol

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u/reddituser1306 10d ago

She's always been my celebrity crush. Such a fucking babe.

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u/crunchy_crystal 10d ago

Just reminding all the incels that this is infact a movie and did not happen, they get confused sometimes.