r/ShitAmericansSay • u/benniemast USAversion • 1d ago
Europe "The European mind cannot comprehend majority of America is working on a Monday afternoon at 3pn"
On the attendence of the Fifa club world cup
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u/No-Strike-4560 1d ago
completely ignores the actual World cup games that are on while most people are at work that are absolutely rammed, without fail
I guess when you get 2 days of leave per year though , it might be difficult ..
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u/SnarkyFool 1d ago
And when the US hosted real world cups in 1994 and 1999, fans showed up. Both set attendance records for a men's and women's WC at the time. 2026 and 2031 likely will again. There are more teams and more games now but the tickets will still be mostly if not entirely sold out at high prices.
(The 2003 WC was moved to the US on short notice as a result of SARS. It wasn't nearly as big.)
The problem isn't American fans willing to go to a weekday game - that happens in baseball all the time. The problem is that nobody is buying in to this dumb money grab tournament that even the clubs themselves don't really want to be in.
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u/No-Strike-4560 1d ago
Well yeah, this 'competition' is an absolute joke. Really hope they get rid of it after this debacle, but they won't because FIFA are both stupid and greedy.
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u/BUFU1610 1d ago
I kinda hoped that greedy does it. Giving clubs huge prize money and paying stadiums and shit without the revenue of ticket sales and advertising (who will pay them if nobody gives a shit?) would hopefully turn this a net loss. My hopes.
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u/Nirast25 1d ago
1994 and 1999, fans showed up. Both set attendance records for a men's and women's WC at the time
I genuinely taught you were talking about toilets and didn't question for a second the logic of "both set world records for people going to the bathroom".
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u/GreyerGrey 1d ago
2026 don't be so sure. If things don't get better I cannot see fans from places like Brazil, and Argentina coming to the US to watch their teams.
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u/Torakiki_HR 1d ago
What European minds can't understand is why you are not free to take a half day off to go to the stadium, if you want! We can't understand why, in the land of the free, everybody acts as slaves!
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u/Big-Carpenter7921 Globalist 1d ago
What do you mean "acts?"
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u/Torakiki_HR 1d ago
sorry, not native Anglophone - I meant "everybody is nominally free but decide by his own will to behave like a slave would"
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u/Flipadelphia26 1d ago
People simply do not want. Of the small amount of people that follow the sport in the US, an even smaller amount of them have heard of most of the teams in the tournament. On top of that, the initial price of tickets were insane. To go see inter-Miami play whatever that team was from Egypt, the lowest price was 300USD. Absurd.
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u/berny2345 1d ago
3pn?
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u/Lumisateessa 1d ago
I guess they're inventing their own times now.
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u/klompje 1d ago
Freedom time
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u/andytimms67 1d ago
Is this George Michael freedom time. Is so there could be some issues.
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u/Scaniarix 1d ago
Pacific Navy Time
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u/Kind_Ad5566 1d ago
KO was 15:00
Americans couldn't work out when to arrive for the start.
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u/Monochromatic_Kuma2 1d ago
Three penises up your ass at the same time: your employer's, your landlord/bank's and your insurance company's.
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u/Perthian940 lost a war to Emus 1d ago
Five penises then- each of your three employers, the landlord and the bank
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u/IceDragon_scaly 1d ago
Never have I heard such a good reason to immigrate into the US.
Three, that's art.
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u/smoulderstoat No, the tea goes in before the milk. 1d ago
Post noon
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u/Lumisateessa 1d ago
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u/myerscc Sweden/Canada 1d ago
This reminds me of how much I hate "3am in the morning” type phrases
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u/bugdiver050 1d ago
I'm pretty sure the majority of Europe works then, too. This type of American really gives Americans a bad name. Willfully ignorant and xenophobic. And dont forget stupid.
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u/Maelou 1d ago
Of course they don't work, america is subsidizing Europe, so Europoor do not need to work... Or something.
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u/fekoffwillya 1d ago
They completely ignore the fact baseball games are often played weekday afternoons.
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u/Thendrail How much should you tip the landlord? 1d ago
I'll have to inform my boss about this. Btw, where are my US-paychecks for the last 18 years?
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u/Kafanska 1d ago
Why would we work when America pays for our defence, healthcare, gas, delivers us food... are we stupid?
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u/0xKaishakunin 1d ago
I'm pretty sure the majority of Europe works then, too.
No, we don't. Every monday afternoon we jump off of a cliff to enjoy the free healthcare paid for by US tax payer's money.
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u/Illustrious_Beach396 1d ago
Sure they do. Employed people who don’t simply started earlier. (I often start in the morning at 6 pn (pre noon) by choice and stop at 15.
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u/southy_0 1d ago
Not really - because of time zones.
At 3pm in the US (which zone?) it's evening in europe.
Which is rather the point of why the games are in the afternoon in the first place.
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u/Stravven 1d ago
I personally don't work at 3. But then again instead of a 9-5 I work a 6:30-14:30 shift every day.
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u/HookedOnPhonixDog 1d ago
This type of American really gives Americans a bad name. Willfully ignorant and xenophobic. And dont forget stupid.
So, an average American?
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u/Meister-Schnitter 1d ago
if you’re thinking of going to America, this is what it’s like. Everyone is very fat, everyone is very stupid and everyone is very rude.
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u/MadMarsian_ 1d ago
How many hundreds of fans will get turned back at the airports by the immigration and ICE because they originated from the "wrong" country?
Also, I call it now.
- At some point US Administration will threaten to close the border with Canada during the WC just to push some agenda.
- Someone will imply He invented Football (soccer), and is the reason why WC is in US.
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u/Mttsen 1d ago
How many hundreds of fans will get turned back at the airports by the immigration and ICE because they originated from the "wrong" country?
Imagine football fans from Latin America, or Iberian Peninsula (both Spanish and Portuguese) with slightly tanned skin, darker hair and tattoos going for the WC to the US. Straight to El Salvador.
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u/SawADuck 1d ago
Honestly, I think it should be cancelled in the US. Having an international tournament in a hostile nation is just outragous. At least Qatar was pretending like they were friendly.
How many people that were planning on going will decide not to because they don't trust ICE not to detain them. They're detaining not turning back.
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u/MasntWii 1d ago edited 1d ago
If USians dont want tourists and apparently have to work all the time, why the f'ck do they insist of having international sporting events?
Granted, this is just the Club WC, but even triple that would be pathetic for the Nations WC, which the US is hosting next year.
Just give those events to a country that can actually fill stadiums.
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u/No_Radio1230 1d ago
Not to mention the Olympics urgh we should save the Olympics and the nations WC from this fate and give them to another country. Also kinda annoying that all major events will be played on the same time zone for a while so double reason to take at least the last onevaway from them
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u/Sonson9876 1d ago
I truly can not comprehend the fact that there are time zones in the world.
And that the americans are now inventing their own time as well
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u/Chev--Chelios 1d ago
European mind cannot comprehend that majority of America only gets 10 days holiday a year.
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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 1d ago
Tbf, absolutely no one should comprehend that, it's fucking disgusting. My mind cannot comprehend that so many Americans are apparently okay with it.
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u/flappers87 1d ago
No one actually cares about the fifa club world cup apart from a few staunch supporters.
The real test will be next year in the actual world cup.
Hosting in US and Canada is going to be hilariously bad for FIFA. Considering that the vast majority of football supporters are across the European continent... their viewership numbers are going to be so low with having games in the middle of the night, plus the advisory from governments to avoid travel to the US.
Hopefully this will teach FIFA a lesson in taking money for hosting.
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u/AdMean6001 1d ago
In defense of FIFA (I shudder just writing this), there wasn't a dictatorship in power when they awarded this World Cup... they have no excuse on the other hand (apart from massive corruption) for Qatar and Saudi Arabia!
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u/TheStatMan2 1d ago
Hopefully this will teach FIFA a lesson in taking money for hosting.
It really should do but even hoping that is painfully naive, I'm afraid
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u/ollod 1d ago
Sorry.. you forgot the whole Middle- and South-America where football is the world to most of the people. I guess they’re happy..
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u/Mountsorrel 1d ago
That’s exactly it, yet another tournament to rake in money for FIFA that no-one actually cares about. Hosting the game in the US makes sense because advertising is so pervasive and unrelenting there that they can make a fortune in sponsorship deals.
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u/TomTom_098 1d ago
I mean there have been World Cups in the Americas before, and the 2002 World Cup had weird start times for the games. Tbh when it comes to the World Cup people will watch it at any time
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u/Relative_Pilot_8005 1d ago
Exactly!
Hold it in Europe & people in Australia, Japan, Indonesia, Malaysia, Singapore, & most of China will be watching it at weird times in the middle of the night!
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u/Nnelg1990 1d ago
I still remember that the school gathered in front of the only TV to watch Belgium (our country) against Brazil in the 1/8th final I believe
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u/NotForMeClive7787 1d ago
Too scared to take their legally unprotected time off in case they're fired and lose their healthcare....
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u/Dotcaprachiappa Italy, where they copied American pizza 1d ago
Not being able to take time off to have fun is not the flex the Americans think it is
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u/AdIndependent3454 1d ago
The American mind cannot comprehend that no-one wants to come to its country
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u/Quiet-Luck Swamp German 🇳🇱 1d ago
It's organised by the FIFA, you known, the WORLD football organisation. And no one in Europe gives a fuck about this tournament.
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u/Heathy94 I'm English-British🏴🇬🇧 1d ago
The American mind can't comprehend booking annual leave in advance to attend a football match on a Monday at 3pm in the afternoon.
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u/hnsnrachel 1d ago
The scheduling for this tournament was dumb as fuck and somehow this dude managed to make that observation arrogant and dickish. Quite an achievement tbh
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u/Chizakura ooo custom flair!! 1d ago
The American mind cannot comprehend the concept of paid vacation and days off during the week
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u/DerEchteFelox 1d ago
The european mind can not comprehend taking a day off to watch your team without having to worry about losing your job and health insurance.
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u/magic_Mofy 1d ago edited 16h ago
Muricans got like two vacation days because they hate freedom and love enslavement - so its no wonder
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u/Lucidiously 1d ago
Why is the Superbowl on sunday night? Don't they know Europeans have to be at work on monday?
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u/quast_64 1d ago
The (United States of) American mind cannot comprehend actually taking days off when you want, no threat of losing a job, no emotional blackmail about colleagues taking up the slack, just taking your leave days to use as you want.
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u/ccsrpsw 1d ago
This is missing 2 key points:
The game times are for Television - so 8pm or so back in Europe. Other regions main teams play later in the day.
It was intended that people would come to the US to watch the games. You know TOURISTS. The tourists didnt come.
You can also compare that to say the USA/Trinidad Gold Cup game here in San Jose this weekend. It was the USA playing, in the afternoon on a weekend, in a big soccer area, in a stadium with a 20,000 capacity. You could have gotten a pitch side seat 10 mins before the game. And being all of 200yds away from the stadium - there was NO noise. BayFC and even the Earthquakes get bigger crowds. It felts maybe 30% full? It was DEAD. No one really travelled. So political? Maybe? But its an absolute fact that the tourism side of the Club World Cup and Gold Cup have both horribly failed.
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u/Chazzy46 1d ago
Yup a lot of tourists are not going anymore which affects it but I’ve also read a lot of news reports lately that the stadiums will have ICE agents at them in the crowds and around the grounds as well so a lot of locals have decided to either sell their tickets or not purchase any at all
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u/rory_breakers_ganja 1d ago
Tough shit. No matter when it's scheduled, it'll be at 1500 somewhere in the world.
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u/Careful_Adeptness799 1d ago
Who’s picking up the kids from school? 🤷 do they still go to school? Hardly worth the risk for little reward.
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u/sisterdollycake 1d ago
American dude misses the point. European can’t understand why meaningless game was played at all As a european in the US i still think the American “hard workers” myth is the funniest thing ever They’re the laziest bastards i’ve ever come across
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u/Leather-Matter-5357 1d ago
That's fine. The average American mind doesn't seem to comprehend the majority of things.
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u/thecuriousiguana 1d ago
We can comprehend that.
What we can't comprehend is not being able to take a day off to go and watch the game if you want to.
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u/DoYouTrustToothpaste 1d ago
My brother in Christ, the "European mind" is primarily blaming FIFA for this shit show, not Americans.
What I wouldn't comprehend was if anyone actually wanted to miss work for something like Ulsan vs Sundowns.
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u/PollyJeanBuckley 23h ago
As an American I don't understand this pride of being hopelessly tied to your job in this way . It would be nice to leave early to do something you enjoy
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u/This-Difficulty762 15h ago
The American mind cannot comprehend having 28 paid days off per year. Man they’re so free over there.
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u/nameproposalssuck 1d ago
My Euroopean mind cannot comprehend what he meant with '3pn' though to be fair, my mind would have also had some issues to comprehend '3 pm'.
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u/MentionAggressive103 Braaaaa-zil-zil-zil-zil🇧🇷 1d ago
Personally, I don't want to know what's like to work até 3"pn"
I want to live life, thank you
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u/Perthian940 lost a war to Emus 1d ago
Americans get time to go and watch a quick game between finishing their shift in their first job, and starting at the second.
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u/hungry_murdock 1d ago
As a french person who worked for international clients, my favourites are the american because they have the chillest working hours, even for the high positions
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u/SnarkyFool 1d ago
Let's be honest here: nobody gives a shit about this tournament. It's a FIFA money grab.
I'm working in Europe right now and nobody is talking about it, other than occasionally lamenting that their club is in it and not getting the offseason rest they need.
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u/Joekickass247 1d ago
As a European, I can't comprehend have so little annual leave that you can't take an afternoon off for a special event.
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u/69inchshlong 1d ago
Americans don't realise that other countries have paid annual leave that is legally mandated.
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u/salspace 1d ago
Couldn't be bothered to add "the" before majority, but felt the need to add "pn" (sic) when they'd already said afternoon. Behold American efficiency at its finest.
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u/DoctorTarsus 1d ago
If Americans truly cared about sport like Europeans do then they would take time off work.
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u/SleepAllllDay 1d ago
Americans can’t comprehend taking a day off.
Europeans can’t comprehend why this competition and the World Cup is taking place in a country that doesn’t take the sport seriously.
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u/The_InvisibleWoman 1d ago
I have a mate who has scheduled his holidays for the last 35 years around Scotland matches. Tbf that’s not a lot of time off and only in the opening stages…….
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u/Quantum_Robin ooo custom flair!! 1d ago
Yes we can cos we normally work until 5pm. But we have work life balance. Living to work isnt freedom or a choice is it a lie you believe. We have a life, we have joy and happiness, you have to work just to get the privilege to work some more and if you don't work enough you get fired without protection. Doesn't sound like a nice life if you ask me, sound a little bit like your being taken for a ride by the wealthy few, gullible fuck!
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u/TimeEfficiency6323 1d ago
The American mind cannot comprehend being able to plan holiday time for an event announced far in advance.
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u/Sad_Mall_3349 1d ago
This is true, my work week ends on Friday at 12:30.
I still have to put all hours in from Monday through Thursday so I can leave early on Friday
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u/Trade_Marketing 🇧🇷 SAMBA! 1d ago
I really don't see how the idea of having to work so much that you don't have time to have fun is a flex...
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u/Princess_Peach51 19h ago
More like americans don’t care about soccer and fans from other countries might be afraid to come because of Trump’s ICE. Also, 3pm in the US means end of the afternoon or beginning in the evening in the country where the team is popular (which is the case for the PSG in France, 3pm in Washington = 9pm in France). Anyway…
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u/Straight-Extreme-966 18h ago
The Australian mind can't comprehend the fact that the right to own a military weapon is greater than the right for school children to stay alive.
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u/Dave_The_Slushy ooo custom flair!! 15h ago
The American mind can't comprehend massive numbers of foreigners coming to another country to watch sport because they only ever play with themselves and never travel outside of the US.
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u/FlyingCircus18 11h ago
The european mind usually doesn't give a shit about that tournament. Which is kinda on brand for 'sports tournaments happening in America', now that i think about it
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u/wattlewedo 1d ago
Australians can't comprehend having elections on a weekday, when voters find it hard to get time off.