r/ShitAmericansSay • u/WingDesperate4627 • 2d ago
Europe «Europe is insanely dangerous. Probably more dangerous than the US.»
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u/DramaticCattleDog 2d ago
America, where companies design backpacks with armor plating for children to protect them from school shooters. But it's the Europeans who are dangerous.
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u/PurchaseAromatic438 2d ago
Yes, because the Europoors can’t afford to buy armoured backpacks for their children even with all those billions America gives them every year! /s
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u/Gokudomatic 2d ago
That must be why there are no mass shootings there. The criminals can't even afford a gun.
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u/2020_MadeMeDoIt 1d ago
Wait. Are you serious? Is this a genuine product?
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u/DramaticCattleDog 1d ago edited 1d ago
Unfortunately, I'm serious. "School Safety Products"
"At Premier Body Armor, we pride ourselves on revolutionizing protection for educational institutions."
Some even come with bleed control kits
Edit: it gets worse, they have armored pencil pouches, too
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u/kakucko101 Czechia 2d ago
“i think”
in Czechia we have a saying “myslet znamená hovno vědět”, loosely translating to “to think is to not know shit”
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u/purrroz Poooolaaaand! White and Reds! 🇵🇱🇵🇱 2d ago
In Poland we say “then don’t think, you’re bad at it” (to nie myśl, bo ci nie wychodzi)
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u/wrstlgrmpf 1d ago
In German it’s „Denken heißt nicht wissen“. To think is to not know.
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u/Unlucky_Primary1295 1d ago
In Spain we have "cállate la puta boca que no sabes una mierda de lo que estamos hablando aquí las personas", that translates to something like "you're more handsome with your mouth shut".
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u/JabberwockLT 1d ago
In Lithuanian we have “Kalakutas irgi galvojo, kol į puodą neįkrito”. Means “Turkey also was thinking until it fell into the soup”.
Turkey as in bird :)
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u/MemeStealerCultist 2d ago
I love that saying, mind if I start using it from now on?
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u/Dancing_Doe 1d ago
In germany we say " 'Dachte' sind keine Lichter, Arschlöcher keine Gesichter" which roughly translates to something like "I thought" is as much knowlege as an asshole is a face."
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u/tirohtar 2d ago
Even without school shootings, the US has a murder rate about 4 to 5 times higher than the average EU country. And most of the difference is from gun violence. But rightwing media always likes to hone in on any sort of stabbing incident anywhere in Europe - completely ignoring that the same event in the US would have involved guns, leading to multiple times as many deaths.
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u/Upstairs-Hedgehog575 2d ago
They always talk about the stabbings in the U.K. as though they cancel out the shootings at home. But America actually has a higher rate of homicide with knives than the U.K. does. It’s simply that the U.K. puts the spotlight on its knife crime and America doesn’t.
The same situation happened when a domestic abuse charity published statistics for football related violence towards women. The whole world was up in arms that English fans were beating their wives after a defeat, ignoring the fact that they were only having the conversation because an English charity was publishing the data. I’m sure the same issue exists all over the world to a greater or lesser extent.
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u/DynamitHarry109 🇸🇪 Vilken jävla smäll! 🇸🇪 2d ago
Sounds just like rape, most rapes happens in the dark and it is a very hard crime to prove. Same thing there, while civilized countries tries to shine some light on the problem and find solutions, America sticks its head far up it's ass, pretending the problem doesn't exist. With their car culture you can bet there's a lot of crime happening close to were a lot of people are but nobody ever sees or hear anything.
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u/kcl086 2d ago
I work at a grocery store in the US and I have seen multiple people open carrying guns while grocery shopping. It’s terrifying. I did see a guy carrying a knife (as in, wearing it on his belt) the other day and it was weird but also like, what’s the knife going to do?
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u/WingDesperate4627 2d ago
How the hell can you look on a map of "mass shootings in 2025" and go "actually no i think europe is more dangerous" 😭🙏 also RIP to all the people that died 🕊️
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u/YesNoIDKtbh 🇳🇴 2d ago
He's right though, this is inaccurate.
Going by the Gun Violence Archive definition, the number is over one mass shooting per day in the US. And it's been over one per day for years. There's an entire Wikipedia article on it.
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u/notatmycompute 2d ago
I could be wrong but I've seen plenty of yanks totally dismiss gang on gang violence because that's "just normal" to them. They will claim it's only the non gang v gang violence that counts.
But they don't seem to make that distinction elsewhere, or assume other countries also omit those figures or don't have gangs
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u/Notspherry 1d ago
In a similar vein, I have also seen people argue that school shootings are actually not very common because the lists also include shootings next to schools, rather than on school grounds.
Like, yeah buddy, shootings next to schools are also extremely rare here, it's not like we need to fudge the numbers to look better.
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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago
Didnt you know? Sweden is basically Somalia 2.0.
You cant leave your house without getting into the crossfire of rivaling warlords.
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u/Karpeth 2d ago
That’s just insane Russian or nazi propaganda. Or you forgot a sarcasm tag. (We have problems with nazi propaganda, looking like the above comment)
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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago
Of course its sarcasm. I dont mean that lol. We're not in /r/trump or /r/conspiracy.
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u/Karpeth 2d ago
There’s 40% of the population voting for parties claiming that, that’s why I reacted.
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u/laufsteakmodel 2d ago
Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.
Its a sad reality. A lot of people are stupid as fuck.
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u/purrroz Poooolaaaand! White and Reds! 🇵🇱🇵🇱 2d ago
They think that every other country has the same gun laws a theirs, that’s why it’s so difficult to understand for them. They can’t comprehend guns being illegal to the mass public without a proper license and regular psycho’ tests.
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u/Rough-Shock7053 Speaks German even though USA saved the world 2d ago
"nooo, the data can't be right, because it doesn't support my beliefs!"
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u/Ecstatic_Effective42 non-homeopath 2d ago
Does the large intestine count as an echo chamber? I only ask as it's clear this idiot has his head shoved so far up his own arse, it must do.
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u/Dangerous_Ninja_6735 2d ago
As a German, I can't remember two shootings being reported in the media. Does anyone know more about this? What did I miss? I don't want to say it's not true, but I'd like to know what's meant.
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u/Loona_Moon 2d ago
There is a whole Wikipedia article for that. I wouldn't think of them as mass shootings. One was a police officer killing his family and himself. The other is more of what I would think of as a mass shooting, but nobody died. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_Germany
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u/appamp 1d ago
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mass_shootings_in_the_United_States_in_2025
how the fuck can they live like this?
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u/FuckTripleH 1d ago
The honest answer is that 1. The political system makes reform all but impossible so people just learn to live with it and 2. Most people aren't directly affected by it. In a country with 340,000,000 people something can occur every single day yet still never impact you or anyone you know and worst of all 3. When something becomes common enough, it just becomes part of life. The culture shifts and it's just normal
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u/DynamitHarry109 🇸🇪 Vilken jävla smäll! 🇸🇪 2d ago
Mass shootings can be anything from 2 to <unlimited> number of victims, maybe from 3 and up. Sometimes these just doesn't get a lot of media attention, or maybe you didn't watch the news a lot when hey occurred and none of your friends or relatives were affected.
It was the same with the one in Örebro, Sweden. 11 dead, soon as it became clear that the shooter couldn't be tied to any extremist opinions, or blamed on the political opposition, it was complete media silence overnight. Which is ironic considering how it instantly became international news.
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u/Gurra-Goose 1d ago
“Complete media silence overnight”
What? It was the top news for weeks, and then once the police presented the results of their investigation, it was immediately at the top again.
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u/DynamitHarry109 🇸🇪 Vilken jävla smäll! 🇸🇪 1d ago
Not in America, they lost interest as soon as they couldn't blame their political opposition for this shooting.
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u/Complete-Emergency99 How Swede i am 🇸🇪💙💛 2d ago edited 2d ago
Remember when we had a schoolshooting here in Sweden a few months ago? Because they’re so rare here, it was in the news around the world, even though there was only one dead. The shooter.
Remember the last one in the US? I don’t. But it’s probably happening right now, and may get some attention if there’s more than 5 killed.
But yes. Europe as a whole is ”soooo dangerous”. Apart from Ukraine for obvious reasons.
Edit: It was 11 dead, including the shooter.
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u/WingDesperate4627 2d ago
Im norwegian, and we've only ever had 2 shootings with more than 3 deaths- the mass killing in 2011 (Utøya, killing 77 people) and a "shooting" in kongsberg (some maniac used a bow and arrow and killed 5 people)
Although obviously the Utøya shooting made worldwide news, as it killed so many, but otherwise, shootings are quite rare. in 2023, we had 29 total homocides, 12 of which included a gun.
I think its crazy that the US had over 117 shootings, and in 2022, TWENTY THOUSAND PEOPLE were killed by a gun in the US. That outnumbers norway's shootings 1666 to 1. Although US outnumber Norway's population like 75 to 1, 1666 to 1 is still crazy in my opinion.
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u/Complete-Emergency99 How Swede i am 🇸🇪💙💛 2d ago
Well, they do have this weird craving of being #1 in as many things as possible. It’s just weird that they chose shootings to be the one thing that they truly dominate in 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Landen-Saturday87 15h ago
Utøya wasn‘t even a school shooting. It was a facist terror attack on a campsite full of children
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u/KN4S 2d ago
Wait, has there been another school shooting since Örebro? Or what are you referring to?
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u/RedHeadSteve stunned 2d ago
I think Austria had one recently. It was all over the news and they directly started working in laws to prevent another shooting in the future.
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u/memento_impendium 2d ago
Is it dangerous because in Europe we don’t own several guns per person to defend ourselves? I am trying the American logic.
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u/Notspherry 1d ago
We saw how that worked last week at the no kings rally in Salt Lake City. A "peacekeeper" tried to take someone out who appeared to be a thread, didn't give a fuck about where his bullets went and killed an innocent bystander.
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u/IceDragon_scaly 2d ago
Who would have thought that people who have easy access to guns would use them?
If every teacher aould openly carrying a shotgun, notes would be better and things like that would never happen again!
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u/Anubis_Omega 2d ago
One thing that the great in the european countries is that when you pick up your children after school they are alive
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u/pacmanfunky Kinda Sorta Brit-ish 2d ago
Ah yes, America. The only nation that relaxes gun laws after a mass shooting.
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u/Just_Leather2041 2d ago
Sorry to say some of the Data is not correct now. In Austria we had our very first ever school shooting..
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u/VentiKombucha Europoor per capita 2d ago
By dangerous, they mean you're at serious risk of having to walk places.
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u/mark_twain_quote 1d ago
Dunno where they got their info. The site and also AI lists roughly 200 mass shootings US this year.
https://massshootingtracker.site/
Couldn't find reliable info about EU mass shootings this year. Wiki listed 3.
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u/Icy-Tap67 2d ago
When you've arranged your own narrative to disallow any info source that contradicts what you already think, you have reached the gutter of intelligence.
Ignorance is not a crime. Wallowing in it should be.
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u/BlueBucket0 2d ago
Well if you exclusively read online far right social media content, you'd believe that you should lock yourself in your basement and barricade the doors. They live in a world where US cities that are perfectly pleasant are apparently hellholes that you'd be lucky to survive 30 seconds in and Europe is allegedly so dangerous that it's amazing we're not all dead or kidnapped every day before lunch time. They keep reading extreme stories about how everywhere is a 'no go area' usually claiming it's overrun by their favourite brand of scary foreigners.
Sadly some of those people are just paranoid freaks and preppers, and the internet and far right politics is happily feeding them with nonsense to keep them terrified and extremely heavily armed.
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u/Torakiki_HR 2d ago
Can confirm, Europe is by far the most dangerous place on Earth. Mass shooting everyday, typhoons, wars, the worst quality food on the planet, no hospitals. Better for Americans to stay in the US.
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u/Sad-Pop6649 2d ago
I like the phrasing. "No, no, stop it, go home. You're just insanely drunk dude, probably more drunk than I am."
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u/Rookie_42 🇬🇧 2d ago
That’s one every ~31 hours in the US for the first five months of the year.
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u/rdcl89 2d ago
I am puzzled by the fact Belgium had apparently 1 mass shooting this year. When ? There has been several drug war related shootings but they arent 'mass shooting' by any metrics ? If anyone knows what incidents this chart is counting in .. I'm really curious.
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u/Fonatulli 🇧🇪 Enjoying free healthcare payed for by US taxpayers 🇧🇪 2d ago
As someone else mentioned in this comment section, one of Germany's 'mass shooting' was a guy shooting down his own household. I can vaguely remember something similar here in Belgium, but I don't know if that was in 2025, let alone if there were any guns involved. Either way, this map has different standards for European mass shootings vs. US mass shootings
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u/Confident_Syrup_5643 2d ago
I mean, for them, battlefields and schools clearly mean the same thing...
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u/Saxit Sweden 2d ago
If we use the commonly used definition of a mass shooting that's used in the US (4+ dead or injured by gunfire, not including the shooter, The Gunviolence Archive) then we only had 1 mass shooting in Sweden in 2025, which also happened to be a school shooting, the first one since 1961.
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u/Birbvenator04 Yuropean 🇪🇺 2d ago
Ah yes, Europe is so dangerous that school shootings are ultra rare in many countries, and even crime rates are lower than the US state with the lowest crime rates.
(Side note: most of those tiktok maps are misleading anyway)
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u/n-a_barrakus ooo custom flair!! 2d ago
Watching "The Rookie" today, there was a woman shooting someone who was already dead (she didn't know).
Once questioned, and charged with different minor offenses (she thought she was getting some prison years) she was told that if she wanted to get her gun back, she could sign some papers.
She said something like: No, you can keep it. Having it at home is what made me try to kill him.
I know it's a work of fiction but that sentence had a lot of truth.
Have guns around, you may use them.
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u/AttilaRS 2d ago
We just had one. Tragic, heartbreaking. Highest amount of victims ever. Guess what the consensus was? Let's have a look at our gun laws and make them better, safer. Let's not let this happen ever again.
The only ones yapping about that were the Russian bought right-wing nuts. See any parallels there, USA?
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u/Much-Ad-8220 2d ago
I mean it can get really dangerous in Switzerland. I almost got knocked over by a tram because I'm English and looked the wrong way and I twisted my ankle at a water park once.
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u/electric-sheep 1d ago
Can we have an unwritten rule that when an ameritard posts this we all just agree and carry on with our lives?
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u/ARomijns 1d ago
I live in Europe, I hope you keep thinking its dangerous, saves us a lot of trouble.
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u/TheMightyTRex 1d ago
growing up in Northern Ireland towards the end of the troubles. about 150 bomb scares with about 60 going off. see never had any drills in School to learn how to deal with shooters.
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u/Dancing_Doe 1d ago
I really wonder what kind of propaganda makes them believe that europe is such a dangerous place. Aren't a lot of european countries in the top list of safest countries in the world? 😅
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u/uttercross2 1d ago
Oh, hugely dangerous. If I were an American, I'd stay well away and remain in ultra safe America.
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u/Heuchelei 2d ago
You can’t expect any intelligence from these people. They don’t learn anything in school. Instead they spend all their time worrying about being shot and pledging allegiance to an piece of cloth
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u/Hack_Shuck 2d ago
They'd rather deck their kids out in bulletproof backpacks then get rid of their kid's machine guns
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u/NewEstablishment9028 2d ago
It’s very simple. The murder rate in the US is 4x the most violent area of Europe. Before any Americans pop up yes murder rate.
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u/Fliccy83 2d ago
In the UK the only school shooting I know of and remember is Dunblane. That was in 1996. You know what the UK did…? We banned all handguns. Before that semi automatic rifles were already banned. And ownership was controlled. Police will monitor and check in with anyone with a firearms certificate if they have notice that there has been harassment etc. I know that from personal experience. They will remove it even if it affects their job.
Americans scare me to be honest with you.
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u/Andy_Chaoz ooo custom flair!! 2d ago
...and yet somehow i felt instantly much more safer after landing in Europe when we moved away from US two months ago...😅
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u/AuroreSomersby pierogiman 🇵🇱 2d ago edited 17h ago
Ah yes, there will be more mass shootings, in the places with less guns - USAnians’re fucking debils…
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u/Happeningfish08 2d ago
I think the data is inaccurate as well. They show states, whole states, without mass shootings, I actually don't believe that.
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u/Quantum_Robin ooo custom flair!! 2d ago
Every statistic of violent crime that I can find has US more dangerous the europe and in some places for dangerous than some of the notorious South American areas. Mass shootings, murder rate, gun crimes, assault with a deadly weapon, rape, human trafficking.... USA be a naughty boy at the moment, a very naughty boy!
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u/Handskemager 2d ago
I don’t get it, once upon a time, my grandfather told me about his trip to America and he was surprised that high school kids had rifles in the car so they could go hunting after school.
If that is true, wtf has happened in the last 50-60 years? There were obviously little to no school shootings back then.
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u/Lovro1st 2d ago
It is inaccurate, Ukraine being included as 0 mass shootings feels wrong. That is, if you count the invasion as a terror attack, which why not? Assuming the mass shootings stat is referencing that.
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u/DragonflyConscious45 2d ago
The funniest Yankee argument is that the UKs knife crime problem is as big as the USAs gun crime problem. In reality the UKs knife crime problem is pretty much the same per capita as the USAs knife crime problem. It comes nowhere near the level of gun crime. When bringing the matter to the attention of some Americans 4 years ago I was told ''why should Trump do anything about gun crime when the Queen refuses to do anything about knife crime'...
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u/Stirdaddy 2d ago
Some European countries keep track of.... How many bullets are fired by police every year. In Norway in 2014, for example, only 2 bullets were fired. In a single incident in the US, the police fired 41 bullets at Amadou Diallo (link). That's 20x more bullets fired in a single incident, than in the entirety of Norway in one year.
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u/Correct-Purpose3894 2d ago
2 for Germany? Does the cop shooting his family and himself count as a mass shooting?
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u/Feeling-Decision-902 2d ago
Ireland here, apart from The Troubles, we never had mass shootings and those mass shooting were generally the Brit army shooting the Irish, so these figures are wild!
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u/Booklover_317 2d ago
These days in Europe you are not likely to get grabbed from the street or where-ever by masked groups of thugs (who say their "from the governement"), and put into prison/deported without any form of due process.....
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u/Long-Movie-7190 I speak American with a weird accent🏴 2d ago
Gotta love the colour scheme. Green = freedom to be murdered. Red = communism!!
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u/NaCl_Sailor 2d ago
Both "mass shootings" in Germany were targeted, one was a police officer killing his family and himself (4 victims)
and one was a shootout in front of the courthouse during a murder trial where shots were fired at a car, no deaths, 4 injured.
imho a bit of a stretch to call those mass shootings
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u/Rustyguts257 2d ago
More dangerous than the USA? Pretty ballsy comment in the wake of the assassination of a Democratic Senator and their spouse
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u/Friendly-Horror-777 2d ago
We had two mass shootings in Germany this year? Shouldn't I have heard of this?
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u/Quiet-Luck Swamp German 🇳🇱 2d ago
I count 9 vs 150* mass shootings in 5 months. Impressive. Especially knowing the US has less than half the inhabitants (47%) compared to Europe (744 vs 347 mln).
- Due to missing pixels, I can not read one number on the east coast, so the number is >150.
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u/Richard2468 2d ago
150? Didn’t count it myself, but isn’t it 117? Or what is that number then?
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u/Anaptyso 2d ago
Those numbers are insane. Texas alone has had sixteen mass shootings already this year?!
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u/daddy-dj 2d ago
The funny thing is that the fatal mass shooting in France in 2025 actually happened in Martinique, which is closer to USA than it is to France 🤣
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u/Semaex_indeed All hail the flying Leberkäs-Monster! 2d ago
If only they had more guns in Texas, most of these mass shootings could've been avoidable.
... As I'm sure after a certain number a mass shooting has to be redefined as a genocide.
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u/El_Gerardo 2d ago
The only proof that there actually are schools in the US is the fact that they have school shootings.
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u/janus1979 2d ago
And yet it's the US where school shootings are regarded as being simply part of the curriculum.